Converting a Pink

From: KRONOS <null@void>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, May 13, 2001 3:08 PM
Message-ID: <MPG.1568a5bc5e9bd66e9896ab@supernews.110.net>

Is it possible or desirable?
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Subject: Re: Converting a Pink
From: "Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde" <rabbs@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, May 13, 2001 4:19 PM
Message-ID: <h%BL6.136$9d.21398@newshog.newsread.com>

"KRONOS" <null@void> wrote in message
news:MPG.1568a5bc5e9bd66e9896ab@supernews.110.net...
> Is it possible or desirable?

Depends. If they are truly pink, then not really. If they just haven't
really tapped into their inner weirdness (or just don't know about the
Subgenii well enough), then absolutely. If they'll give up $30, it doesn't
matter if they're pink, as long as they have GREEN!
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Subject: Re: Converting a Pink
From: arbane@home.com (Arbane the Terrible)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, May 13, 2001 4:46 PM
Message-ID: <3afef142.17039391@news>

On Sun, 13 May 2001 15:08:29 -0400, KRONOS <null@void> wrote:

>Is it possible or desirable?

It depends on what you try to convert them into.
A mangled heap is easy. A footstool is a little harder.
A delightful set of drapes and a tea-cosy is a real challenge.

Remember, the plural of 'moron' is 'focus group'.
-- James A. Wolf
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Subject: Re: Converting a Pink
From: "Boddhisatva Troutwaxer" <tungtung@pacbell.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, May 13, 2001 4:48 PM
Message-ID: <KqHL6.178$by2.208845@news.pacbell.net>

In article <h%BL6.136$9d.21398@newshog.newsread.com>, "Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde"
<rabbs@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
> "KRONOS" <null@void> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1568a5bc5e9bd66e9896ab@supernews.110.net...
>> Is it possible or desirable?
>
> Depends. If they are truly pink, then not really. If they just haven't
> really tapped into their inner weirdness (or just don't know about the
> Subgenii well enough), then absolutely. If they'll give up $30, it
> doesn't matter if they're pink, as long as they have GREEN!!

And that, my friends, is the bleeding, still pumping heart of "Bob's"
divine message. Will that person part with their money?

I've got a friend who was very much a yeti in junior high school, but as
time has passed, he has become an accountant and joined the conspiracy.
What I wonder is whether it is possible to save him, because in spite of
his good job, his nice condo, and his 2.3 dogs, the man is absolutely
miserable....

I keep trying to get him to come to XXXX-Day, in which case I'd put a sign
around his neck:

Hello, this is my friend Rob, He is a latent yeti has been continually
brain raped by the conspiracy since birth. All donations of sex, frop, or
brain altering ideas accepted. Please help in my name. Boddhisatva
Troutwaxer.

T.
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Subject: Re: Converting a Pink
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, May 13, 2001 11:46 PM
Message-ID: <Hulkturds-1305012146020001@pool-209-128-155-206.hs.ipa.net>

In article <MPG.1568a5bc5e9bd66e9896ab@supernews.110.net>, KRONOS
<null@void> wrote:

> Is it possible or desirable?

Both, if you're making pate. Once properly cleansed, that meat can be
sweeter than a blowjob from your boss's wife.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Oh, what a rogue and peasant slave am I

"We have a lot in common...
he likes robots, I like robots..."
- "Becker"

Prince Otto poked and slashed, again and again,
with his trusted epee, slicing the soft and yielding
flesh of his hated enemy. Then he thrust his hand
into the gaping wound. Drawing out a fistful of
entrails, he held them aloft and shouted,
"I...really...hate...cantaloupes!"
- Saint Nu-Monet

To the medical supply store. I need some new CHEEKS!"
- "King of the Hill"
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Subject: Re: Converting a Pink
From: reverenddsam1@aol.com (Reverenddsam1)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, May 13, 2001 11:58 PM
Message-ID: <20010513235832.08498.00003123@ng-fz1.aol.com>

In my experience, it is difficult to convert a Pink. Instead, I find it a lot
more fun to turn them in to puppets. If you have any prolonged exposure to them
you know how easy this really is. If they think you're on the cusp of the next
big thing they'll hang on your every word. This can make for an entertaining
evening, if you can put up with them.

Praise "B",
Rev. DSam
First Temple Lodge
of Pink Smiting

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Original file name: Converting a Pink - converted on Friday, 29 June 2001, 22:34