Subject: curious...

From: shauna <shauna.t@sk.sympatico.ca>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 20, 2001 4:48 AM
Message-ID: <3AB6738D.30597505@sk.sympatico.ca>

What is this newsgroups focus and who created it. Why all the crazy
talk? I Just finished reading over a 1000 of the messages here and all I
can say is wow the world is full of stranger people then I thought.
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Subject: Re: curious...
From: phony@BVD.com (Something Stinking in the Lunchbox)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: there's no ladder in MY fridge
Date: Tue, Mar 20, 2001 6:00 AM

I just wanna know why people want to eat chicken wings all of a
sudden. They never used to. And what the fuck happened to Thirstee
Smash? I didn't like it, but I still wonder what happened to it.
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Subject: Re: curious...
From: "headkase" <woggster@bigpond.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 20, 2001 7:30 AM
Message-ID: <B9Ht6.37296$v5.83200@newsfeeds.bigpond.com>

look under the mat
look way up high in the sky
i post for your eye.

hk
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Subject: Re: curious...
From: "Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde" <rabbs@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 20, 2001 8:07 AM

Welcome to!
For a full explanation (instead of the fragmented one here), point your
browser to www.subgenius.com. Relax and stare at the pipe...
Don't you feel better?
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Subject: Re: curious...
From: bricksnmortar@aol.com (BRICKSNMORTAR)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 20, 2001 9:43 AM
Message-ID: <20010320084312.26783.00000003@ng-cv1.aol.com>

For some reason which my vulture brain can't understand you haven't been
educated in "BoB" other his evil brother "Dick" Dobbs but thats okay you shall
understand everything you need to know soon enough.

-Rev. Silly Willies
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Subject: Re: curious...
From: andreux@jehovahatesphred.com (saint andreux)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 20, 2001 1:05 PM
Message-ID: <c5Mt6.762$4R.765452@typhoon.austin.rr.com>

For some reason, shauna.t@sk.sympatico.ca wrote:
>
>Why all the crazy talk?

"I agree with this post." - Joe Cosby

--
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saint andreux || andreux@jehovahatesphred.com
po'bucker backwoods faith chapel & taco stand, inc.
"would you like some possum on that there torta?"
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Subject: Re: curious...
From: "wotan2525" <no.spam.rob@yourmom.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 20, 2001 1:25 PM
Message-ID: <7oMt6.423$R53.52718@typhoon.mn.mediaone.net>

we are lobbying hard for george bush to pass, as he promised in his
campaign, his "animal cracker bill"

rob

"shauna" <shauna.t@sk.sympatico.ca> wrote in message
news:3AB6738D.30597505@sk.sympatico.ca...
> What is this newsgroups focus and who created it. Why all the crazy
> talk? I Just finished reading over a 1000 of the messages here and all I
> can say is wow the world is full of stranger people then I thought.
>
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Subject: Re: curious...
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 20, 2001 2:33 PM
Message-ID: <3AB7A291.D41D0B1F@sheayright.com>

shauna wrote:
>
> What is this newsgroups focus and who created it. Why all the crazy
> talk? I Just finished reading over a 1000 of the messages here and all I
> can say is wow the world is full of stranger people then I thought.

Well we WERE in the process of writing a Subgenius Koran, but your
intrusive questions have SPOILED it!

Thanks a lot. Now we have to start over.

--
Artemia Salina -- http://www.drpez.com/drali1.htm
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Subject: Re: curious...
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 20, 2001 3:05 PM
Message-ID: <3ab7a9fc.64970988@news.mindspring.com>

shauna <shauna.t@sk.sympatico.ca> hunched over a computer, typing
feverishly;
thunder crashed, shauna <shauna.t@sk.sympatico.ca> laughed madly, then
wrote:

>What is this newsgroups focus and who created it. Why all the crazy
>talk? I Just finished reading over a 1000 of the messages here and all I
>can say is wow the world is full of stranger people then I thought.
>

Maybe you just answered your own question x^)
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"I'm from Venus. Can you spare a lemon?"

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/
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Subject: Re: curious...
From: "Paul E. Jamison" <pauljmsn@infi.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 20, 2001 10:23 PM
Message-ID: <3AB810B8.54F1FDB5@infi.net>

wotan2525 wrote:

> we are lobbying hard for george bush to pass, as he promised in his
> campaign, his "animal cracker bill"
>

Wull, hell, some laxative will fix that up real quick!

Paul E. Jamison, Esq.

"BABYLON 5! A five-mile long cement mixer of truth, pouring out the
Concrete of Nice-Nice in a long, grey ribbon into the future, to form a
***SIDE WALK OF JUSTICE!!***"
- The Tick on Babylon 5
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Subject: Re: curious...
From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 20, 2001 10:42 PM
Message-ID: <36BA7307E713A9E0.FF81043BE38D2DB8.595B2A0CD0795A82@lp.airnews.net>

In article <7oMt6.423$R53.52718@typhoon.mn.mediaone.net>,
wotan2525 <no.spam.rob@yourmom.com> wrote:
>we are lobbying hard for george bush to pass, as he promised in his
>campaign, his "animal cracker bill"
>

May he pass copious amounts of kidney stones.

Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope of Houston
Slack!
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Subject: Re: curious...
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Mar 21, 2001 12:53 AM
Message-ID: <Hulkturds-2003012253210001@pool-209-128-155-149.hs.ipa.net>

>
> >What is this newsgroups focus and who created it. Why all the crazy
> >talk? I Just finished reading over a 1000 of the messages here and all I
> >can say is wow the world is full of stranger people then I thought.

Not to mention little bastard otters who will nip the crap out of you
during mating season when you're trying to pick some kelp from the beds
off San Diego for kelp candy.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Composer, Decomposer, Poseur, EpiscoPopopalian

"You have nothing to worry about
but a life of unremitting horror!"
- "Futurama"

(Said of Ed Koch) "...He is astonishingly popular in a city that usually
elects mayors simply to focus its fury on one person."
- Roger Rosenblatt, "The Man In The Water"

"A lot of people go for the gay
& stay for the buffalo wings."
- Bill Maher
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Subject: Re: curious...
From: temujin9, das Überfiend <temujin9@t9.addr.NOYDBW.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Mar 21, 2001 1:09 AM
Message-ID: <MPG.152202e4826064c9989688@news.tm.net>

In article <3AB6738D.30597505@sk.sympatico.ca>, shauna.t@sk.sympatico.ca
says...
> What is this newsgroups focus and who created it. Why all the crazy
> talk? I Just finished reading over a 1000 of the messages here and all I
> can say is wow the world is full of stranger people then I thought.

Okay, I'll fall for the straight line. Mostly because I miss the old me
that would stay up until three in the morning posting on alt.slack,
babbling about nothing for no reason at all...

Okay, the first thing you need are some definitions. This church comes
with a WHOLE HEAPING lot of stuff, but one of the things it lacks is a
GOTDAMN GLOSSARY. So, here is the Official, Everything-I-Needed-To-Know-
About-The-CON-I-Learned-Online Edition, Glossary of Slack:

Slack(n): Not merely the absence of tension (slack), nor even the
opposite of tension, Slack can be best seen as the equivalent of
imaginary tension - the square root of less than no pressure.

Slack(v): To take Slack, or (more commonly) through inaction allow Slack
to come to you. The defining verb of the SubGenius; the phrase "The
SubGenius Must Have Slack" is actually a poor translation of the original
Ur-Tibetian. A better translation might be "The SubGenius Must Slack".

SubGenius(n): Although the mythology states that all SubGenius' are
descended from Yeti, in actuality the defining difference between a
SubGenius and a Pink is having Slack. If this sounds like a tautology,
you're exactly right; we're tauter then every other religion on the
planet, and most suspension bridges, too. Our women are looser, to boot.

Pink(n): A Normal, be they Mediocretin (ruling class, type-A[sshole],
ThoughtCrime folks), ConDupes (middle management, 2.7 kids, Nuclear-War-
With-The-Jones' types), or Glorps (the great unwashed, Erhardt mourners,
consumers of Little Debbie snake[1] cakes). Characterized by lack of
Slack, obsession with a Job, Money, Status, and TV, and the inability to
send $30 to 140306, Dallas, TX 75214.

J. R. "Bob" Dobbs(pn): If reality was a democracy, one man, one vote,
he'd be The Man, and he'd get The Vote. Lead shock-trooper for JHVH-1,
Salesman of the Epoch, Car Warrior from the Before-Life, and a good cat
to share a Pipe with. Provided, of course, you're not Pink; the `Frop in
his Pipe has been known to do rather indelicate things to the Slackless.

---

Okay, the novelty is wearing off. On to other things. Lets see...you
wanted to know why we were so weird. Well, I'll tell you.

Taxes, (lack of) birth control, cricket, confidential files, psychotropic
chemicals, the pharmaceutical conspiracy, Microsoft, stuffed vultures,
$20 crack lighters, bolos, focus, David Smith, the Orden Templu
Orientalis, aggressive trepanners, Pinkermit[2], Taco Bell, GURPS, and my
mother.

Or at least that's why I'm so weird. Lately.

Anything else I can help with?

--
temujin9, das Überfiend
1) Totally unintentional typo that fits close enough for this post.
2) Now I know why nobody's talking to you. That guy's so much more fun.
"This time thing change is a republican conspiracy...
A Republican conspiracy...
A Republican conspiracy...
I'm just going to keep saying this until someone responds."
-- kevbob's dad
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Subject: Re: curious...
From: phony@BVD.com (Something Stinking in the Lunchbox)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: there's no ladder in MY fridge
Date: Wed, Mar 21, 2001 4:43 AM
Message-ID: <3ab8695b.654109341@news.mindspring.com>

joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby) wrote:

>andreux@jehovahatesphred.com (saint andreux) hunched over a computer,
>typing feverishly;
>thunder crashed, andreux@jehovahatesphred.com (saint andreux) laughed
>madly, then wrote:
>
>>For some reason, shauna.t@sk.sympatico.ca wrote:
>>>
>>>Why all the crazy talk?
>>
>> "I agree with this post." - Joe Cosby
>
>I agree with this agreement. - Richard M Nixon.
>--
>Joe Cosby
>http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"If I'd wanted any garbage from you, I'd woulda hired your mother to
haul it over here, and demanded that she do it nude."

- - Bella Abzug
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Subject: Re: curious...
From: andreux@jehovahatesphred.com (saint andreux)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Mar 21, 2001 10:45 AM
Message-ID: <j83u6.4533$4R.1558405@typhoon.austin.rr.com>

For some reason, phony@BVD.com wrote:
>joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby) wrote:
>>>For some reason, shauna.t@sk.sympatico.ca wrote:
>>>>
>>>>Why all the crazy talk?
>>>
>>> "I agree with this post." - Joe Cosby
>>
>>I agree with this agreement. - Richard M Nixon.
>
>"If I'd wanted any garbage from you, I'd woulda hired your mother to
>haul it over here, and demanded that she do it nude."
>
>- - Bella Abzug

If we knew you pinks would be this much trouble,
we would have picked our own damn frop. - me.

Subject: Re: curious...
From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (Rev. Prostata Cantata)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Mar 21, 2001 12:39 PM
Message-ID: <4gla99.c9j.ln@news.concourse.com>

I think we got MORE than enough crackers in the guvernment already!

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"Columbus is so lame we WISH we had cow tipping"
-Steve Conley at a Brat Mobile concert.
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Subject: Re: curious...
From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@PORKinfomagic.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Mar 21, 2001 5:19 PM
Message-ID: <tbi3h9phur7g5e@corp.supernews.com>

"Joe Cosby" wrote
> Great News: Ignorance Is Still Bliss

how can you be sure?
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Subject: Re: curious...
From: "Paul E. Jamison" <pauljmsn@infi.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Mar 21, 2001 11:24 PM
Message-ID: <3AB97066.D4DD04EF@infi.net>

Rev. Prostata Cantata wrote:

> In article <7oMt6.423$R53.52718@typhoon.mn.mediaone.net>,
> wotan2525 <no.spam.rob@yourmom.com> wrote:
> >we are lobbying hard for george bush to pass, as he promised in his
> >campaign, his "animal cracker bill"
>
> I think we got MORE than enough crackers in the guvernment already!
>

Don't you just love a good straight line?

Paul E. Jamison, Esq.

"BABYLON 5! A five-mile long cement mixer of truth, pouring out the
Concrete of Nice-Nice in a long, grey ribbon into the future, to form a
***SIDE WALK OF JUSTICE!!***"
- The Tick on Babylon 5

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