Subject: how has the horrible stock market crash of '01 affected your life style?

From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@PORKinfomagic.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 18, 2001 11:07 PM
Message-ID: <tbaqrjafid9d16@corp.supernews.com>

not one single bit from this end.
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Subject: Re: how has the horrible stock market crash of '01 affected your life style?
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 18, 2001 11:51 PM
Message-ID: <3AB5824F.5AFCABBC@sheayright.com>

whyaskwhyaskwhy wrote:
>
> not one single bit from this end.

I like sliding down the inflatable emergency exit ramps.

--
Artemia Salina -- http://www.drpez.com/drali1.htm
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Subject: Re: how has the horrible stock market crash of '01 affected your life style?
From: Ouroboros Rex <c-bee1@staff.uiuc.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 19, 2001 2:07 AM
Message-ID: <3AB5A329.1DF67787@staff.uiuc.edu>

whyaskwhyaskwhy wrote:
>
> not one single bit from this end.

Well, I've made great shift of commenting on how the republicans'
little "recession" gambit has come back to bite them in the ass.

Other than that, nada.
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Subject: Re: how has the horrible stock market crash of '01 affected your life style?
From: "theoneflasehaddock" <spam_spam@spam.spam>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 19, 2001 11:19 AM
Message-ID: <tbc8vopj4ucp46@corp.supernews.com>

whyaskwhyaskwhy <blackout@PORKinfomagic.com> wrote in message
news:tbaqrjafid9d16@corp.supernews.com...
> not one single bit from this end.
>
>

I now currently blame Bush as a scapegoat, instead of Clinton.

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Cursed Number after Nine and Before Seven'
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Subject: Re: how has the horrible stock market crash of '01 affected your life style?
From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.complicated>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 19, 2001 3:19 PM
Message-ID: <rsmcbtokfru4ertdsflu546jo6f311p1ir@4ax.com>

In spite of the medication, "whyaskwhyaskwhy"
<blackout@PORKinfomagic.com> wanted alt.slack to know...

>not one single bit from this end.
>

life style?

bwahahahahaha.
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Subject: Re: how has the horrible stock market crash of '01 affected your life style?
From: phony@BVD.com (Something Stinking in the Lunchbox)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: there's no ladder in MY fridge
Date: Tue, Mar 20, 2001 5:29 AM
Message-ID: <3ab72250.570374135@news.mindspring.com>

"theoneflasehaddock" <spam_spam@spam.spam> wrote:

>
>whyaskwhyaskwhy <blackout@PORKinfomagic.com> wrote in message
>news:tbaqrjafid9d16@corp.supernews.com...
>> not one single bit from this end.
>>
>>
>
>I now currently blame Bush as a scapegoat, instead of Clinton.
>
>
Hey, drop them potato spuds you're trying to swipe and steal or I'll
shoot off your pants trousers with my six-gun revolver pistol.
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Subject: Re: how has the horrible stock market crash of '01 affected your life style?
From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 20, 2001 8:36 PM
Message-ID: <20010320193627.17571.00000042@ng-fw1.aol.com>

I would need a life before I could have a Life Style!

Actaully, I'm waiting for the "Big Crash", then I'm taking the Train to NYC to
strip the bodies of the Brokers who jumped out of windows!

Rolex! I gotta a Rolex Here! just scrape off the dried blod stains! Straight
off the wrists of the former rich! What do I hear for this Rolex?

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
Crysler Corp. Assistant Vice President in Charge of Rolling back Odometers and
Re-selling Lemons
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Subject: Re: how has the horrible stock market crash of '01 affected your life style?
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 20, 2001 8:41 PM
Message-ID: <3ab7f87b.85069063@news.mindspring.com>

mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters) hunched over
a computer, typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the
Monsters) laughed madly, then wrote:

>I would need a life before I could have a Life Style!
>
>Actaully, I'm waiting for the "Big Crash", then I'm taking the Train to NYC to
>strip the bodies of the Brokers who jumped out of windows!
>
>Rolex! I gotta a Rolex Here! just scrape off the dried blod stains! Straight
>off the wrists of the former rich! What do I hear for this Rolex?
>
>

I'll give you 70000 shares of RutabagaShopperOnline.com stock.

>
>
>MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
>Crysler Corp. Assistant Vice President in Charge of Rolling back Odometers and
>Re-selling Lemons
>

--
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http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to
be on the road an hour.
-- Steven Wright


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Subject: Re: how has the horrible stock market crash of '01 affected your life style?
From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 20, 2001 9:17 PM
Message-ID: <9E4A8A434392E5CE.ACE155D9A675A174.3C424316E8D7F08D@lp.airnews.net>

JC:
>>I'll give you 70000 shares of RutabagaShopperOnline.com stock.

HOHO! I just saw all their servers and routers fer sale on Ebay...

[*]
-----
PS, I still get spam from PlanetRX.com telling me to renew all my
prescriptions at DRUGSTORE.COM who won't honor my crummy drug
insurance. With PlanetRX gone, I gotta gas up my led sled every time I
need some K-Y. Is this the ENDTIMES or what?????

Instead of ERROR 404 you get ERROR CHAPTER 7 when you go to their former
site...
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Subject: Re: how has the horrible stock market crash of '01 affected your life style?
From: Ouroboros Rex <c-bee1@staff.uiuc.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 20, 2001 9:33 PM
Message-ID: <3AB805F4.19CFDE7D@staff.uiuc.edu>

iDRMRSR wrote:
>
> JC:
> >>I'll give you 70000 shares of RutabagaShopperOnline.com stock.
>
> HOHO! I just saw all their servers and routers fer sale on Ebay...
>
> [*]
> -----
> PS, I still get spam from PlanetRX.com telling me to renew all my
> prescriptions at DRUGSTORE.COM who won't honor my crummy drug
> insurance. With PlanetRX gone, I gotta gas up my led sled every time I
> need some K-Y. Is this the ENDTIMES or what?????
>
> Instead of ERROR 404 you get ERROR CHAPTER 7 when you go to their former
> site...

Yeh, and what I'm REALLY waiting for is when the pundits all realize
that tech stock valuations are gonna move at the speed of light TOO and
that pretty soon the NASDAQ is just ALWAYS gonna be this way.

There ya go, Bee's theorem # 2176.
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Subject: Re: how has the horrible stock market crash of '01 affected your life style?
From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 20, 2001 9:49 PM
Message-ID: <34C3241E408B2B89.DF6ED9C44DAE8447.DEC441F6C2EAAB5D@lp.airnews.net>

>>pretty soon the NASDAQ is just ALWAYS gonna be this way.

Yuh! The smart folks should sell out now and invest their cash in
certificates of deposit earning a (now 1/2% lower) fixed rate. That's
how ya make money...

[*]
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PS, tha edge o' yer mouth curls so purty when you say NASDAQ...
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Subject: Re: how has the horrible stock market crash of '01 affected your life style?
From: Ouroboros Rex <c-bee1@staff.uiuc.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 22, 2001 1:48 AM
Message-ID: <3AB99345.296B87DE@staff.uiuc.edu>

polar bear wrote:
>
> In article
> <34C3241E408B2B89.DF6ED9C44DAE8447.DEC441F6C2EAAB5D@lp.airnews.net>,
> iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org> wrote:
>
> > >>pretty soon the NASDAQ is just ALWAYS gonna be this way.
> >
> > Yuh! The smart folks should sell out now and invest their cash in
> > certificates of deposit earning a (now 1/2% lower) fixed rate. That's
> > how ya make money...
> >
> No, that's how you protect capital. If you want to make money, you sell short.
> Not to be rubbing it in, but this bear could be seen from miles away.
> Problem is, most investors don't pay attention to the bond market where
> most of the clues are. If they did, they'd have noticed the collapse in
> junk bonds last year and put 2 and 2 together. The talking heads on CNBC
> want you to believe this is an inventory correction. It's not. It's a
> credit crunch and it's only just started. Investing isn't about making
> money, it's about managing risk.

I know I'll regret this in the morning, but - what's a credit crunch?
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Subject: Re: how has the horrible stock market crash of '01 affected your life style?
From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.comatose>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 22, 2001 2:51 AM
Message-ID: <558jbtcd7kurkepndsajjrg4g3tn8nva2d@4ax.com>

In spite of the medication, Ouroboros Rex <c-bee1@staff.uiuc.edu>
wanted alt.slack to know...

> I know I'll regret this in the morning, but - what's a credit crunch?

you'll have to ask the cap'n.

and no, i don't know why his eyebrows are on his hat.
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Subject: Re: how has the horrible stock market crash of '01 affected your life style?
From: Joy D'veeve <noemail@you.schmuc>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Mar 24, 2001 4:02 PM
Message-ID: <20010324.20021786@lump.concourse.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Original Message <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

On 3/22/2001, 12:48:19 AM, Ouroboros Rex <c-bee1@staff.uiuc.edu> wrote
regarding Re: how has the horrible stock market crash of '01 affected your
life style?:

<SNIP>

> > want you to believe this is an inventory correction. It's not. It's a
> > credit crunch and it's only just started. Investing isn't about making
> > money, it's about managing risk.

> I know I'll regret this in the morning, but - what's a credit crunch?

That's when the banks get all scardey about the stuff that other guy was
talking about and start getting antsy about lending money. If you're
thinking about getting a bank loan for a business start up it'll be a lot
harder than it was two years ago but do it *now* because it'll be even
harder in a few months.

XXOO
Joy D'Veeve


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