Speaking of Children

From: subspecies23@aol.com (SubSpecies23)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jun 28, 2001 12:18 AM
Message-ID: <20010628001849.11083.00001347@ng-bj1.aol.com>

Speaking of children, what about the little SubGenii who are too young to
join up, and have pink parents who wont do it for them? Will they have to fry
with all the other pinks and unsaved SubGenii? Something should be done about
this, but at the moment I'm too lazy to figure out what.

On a slightly related note, I realized today that, for the last several
years, there's probably been a lot of SubGenii born in New York state
approximately 9 months after July 5th. The cloud of orgozmonic energy
generated by the X-Day festivities probably covers half the state and hangs
around for days, making every child conceived around that time a SubGenius. If
the real X-day doesnt happen soon, before long New York will be full of little
SubGenii.
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I have an 8-track mind; useful, but outdated.
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Subject: Re: Speaking of Children
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Thu, Jun 28, 2001 12:48 AM

This issue was endlessly debated amongst Xtians, but
weirdly twisted into a "baptized" or otherwise argument.

They reached the conclusion that un-"baptized" infants
will burn in agonizing hell, but because their nervous
systems are not fully developed, they will just have
an unpleasant warm feeling.

We are much more liberal. I believe that they will be
used as fuel in the Xist's nuclear fusion ramjet engines.
Breaks of the game.

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"There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."
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Subject: Re: Speaking of Children
From: bricksnmortar@aol.com (BRICKSNMORTAR)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jun 28, 2001 5:08 AM
Message-ID: <20010628050802.12433.00000293@ng-mr1.aol.com>

I'm glad to see you are still using an 8 track mind!!! Its rare to see anyone
using the old technology these days. It really shows class and pride. I still
use my 8 track mind when I can but sometimes I just get so caught up in the new
mind technology I forget. Take care subspecies buddy good #23 by the way!

REv. MAD Neuman reporting with frozen beer from the can
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Subject: Re: Speaking of Children
From: none@yerbiz.com (Legume)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jun 28, 2001 9:33 AM
Message-ID: <Xns90CE6180FAF77CortezLegume18465086@24.12.106.199>

nu-monet wrote:

> They reached the conclusion that un-"baptized" infants
> will burn in agonizing hell, but because their nervous
> systems are not fully developed, they will just have
> an unpleasant warm feeling.

That's nonsense. I burnt an infant with my acetylene torch and it screamed
like fuck.

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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

Looking for the New World
and the Palace in the Sun
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Subject: Re: Speaking of Children
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Thu, Jun 28, 2001 9:41 AM

It's prolly because you forgot to wear your mask. Anyway,
I was speaking figuratively about the Xtian belief that
they will burn in agonizing hell. With Xtians today, hell
for children would be more like their being in an un-air
conditioned auto-repair shop waiting room with leatherette
upholstered seats, cold coffee and full ashtrays. Xtians
have really become wishy-washy of late.

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"There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."
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Subject: Re: Speaking of Children
From: none@yerbiz.com (Legume)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jun 28, 2001 9:58 AM
Message-ID: <Xns90CE65BC7374BCortezLegume18465086@24.12.106.199>

BEWARE, YE SINNERS, AND REPENT, LEST YE BE DAMNED TO THE MODERATE
UNPLEASANTRIES OF HELL!!!!
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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

Looking for the New World
and the Palace in the Sun

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