Yes, ye by god one eared antelope. Not only do ye not hear what ye heard
when it was spoke plain and simple in one sound syllables but ye require
flash cards and a short course in computer dynamics. MY TOENAILS ARE
BLEEDING THE SINS O'BOB and ye refuse to listen to the gift of the WANG
\*/ RECEIVER. quit eatin' your pork rinds and listen. yer time is as
foreshortened as yer foreskin... and for some of you that is less than
you tell others. WILL A BIG GREEN EASY CHAIR FOR ALL THE PINKS! cause in
1998 we gonna be eatin Wo Tan Soup! WITH OUR PINK -- EEEE FINGERS
EXTENDED, smilin' at our sowin' bees and nittin' GOD DAMN DOILIES for the
*Xist PINK lovin' crapa-zoids, We'll be beggin each other for OZONE then
and kissin BOB'S ASS and 43 other major deities for IceKnife cause he'll
be the only one left with a computer. It'll be him or us then, cause
who'll respond to EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN POST if HE dont. I GUESS we could
hire someone????????Couldn't pay a intern enough for the job, someone'd
have to do it out of TOTAL DEVOTION or COMPLETE STUPIDITY. BOB let me
find Carp, all I want is Carp. Anyone ever been to a CARP TOSSING
contest, catfish dont sail as good as Carp. Goldfish dont sail as good
as Carp, hell, Great Alaskan Whitefish dont sail as good as Carp. DON'T
GET ME WRONG! Carp dont mind sailin', Carp say, Hey! HOLY BOB O' MO' FO'
if I knew I could FLY I'd a called myself a GODDAMN EAGLE! Hunters and
Fishers unite,join hands as brothers in BOBYETIhood,target practice on
ALASKAN WHITEFISH, strike a blow against the CONSPIRACY, go to Long John
Silvers and buy all they got,then fling them in the air and shoot with
all your weapons buried deep in grease in your back yards. DIG "EM UP,
come on make a DIFFERENCE....SHOOT ALASKAN WHITEFISH. That'll show the
PINK bastards. Then hug a CARP and fling it as a symbol of total
ANTI-CAPTITALISTIC TENDENCIES. We don't need no STINKIN' Alaskan
Whitefish...WE GOT CARP!!! And a Wank \*/ Receiver in OUTER SPACE, come
on Ya'll Lisen Up!
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Subject: Re: Malitia Of Mighty Mighted Arians
From: ricky@usenet.nerdc.ufl.edu (St. Ain-Soph)
I agree WHOLE-BRAINEDLY with your assessment. PEOPLE! You're
forgetting what "Bob" taught: that the REAL ENEMY is the Conspiracy!
We are NOT HERE as a SOCIAL PEER GROUP. We are here to PLAN
for TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION through DIGUSTING and OBSCENE
rituals of HATE-LOVE and WEIRD BEHAVIOUR. Hate Pinks. Love "Bob."
WAKE UP, people. Why do you think that JHVH-1 has set both
the X-ists and the Yakatisma in motion hurtling toward our puny
home planet? The Yakatisma are coming so that we may face a
COMMON ENEMY and thereby stand SHOULDER to SHOULDER as Overmen
and UberFemmes in the Uncompromising War on Civilization as we
know it. YES! We are RIGHT NOW facing a DANGEREOUS Robotic
Military Planet-Raping Infernal Engine. JHVH-1 has sent this
DAMNABLE thing STRAIGHT at us so that WE WOULD UNITE and OPPOSE
IT.
There will come that day when you will CRY OUT for a U-HAUL truck
full of OVER-STRESSED NITROGEN BOND explosives to EXPLODE on
your doorstep -- just to END THE HORROR of Yakatisma. A WOE
and a WAIL from them that are left behind when the Escape Saucers
depart. This is Wotan's way of telling us to PICK UP the PACE
and FRENZY like never before. DON'T WASTE your precious few
months -- YES, MONTHS -- yapping about how you don't like B1FF
and his UUCP connection. IT DON'T MATTER Bo-Diddley-Squat!
.......................TEAR.ALONG.THE.DOTTED.LINE.......................
Epopt of the Exploding Head of JFK Licensed to blaspheme the Gods!
My skull is bigger on the inside than the outside!
Send $1 to SubGenius Foundation, P.O. Box 140306, Dallas TX 75214
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Subject: Re: Malitia Of Mighty Mighted Arians
From: ac118@lafn.org (Matthew Carey)
All the militias and gun stashes in the world aren't going to do a bit of
good, ha ha. You think the Feds are trampling your rights, wait'll you
see what an Xist can do with a Phillips screwdriver.
--
Rev. Matthew A. Carey Rips \ on Vision Temple--Tarzana, CA
18653 Ventura Blvd., Suite #379 ]\[ "We are not an occult."
Tarzana, Calif. 91356 Rips \ off mnbvc
ac118@lafn.org ]\[
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