well i was gonna write more. this was done weeks ago but i got sick of
usenet so bite me.
*** rant mode on ***
so maybe i dont know what i'm talking about. have you ever heard a silent
scream? one that makes all your pubes fall out and get clogged in the sink?
THAT WAS YOUR SOUL! it got killed because you let the CONspiracy get to
it. and where are you now? sitting alone. why? i'll tell ya. or maybe i
wont just because yer so interested to know. maybe you dont even know
what you're thinking. I'LL TELL YOU! no i wont. i dont know nuthin. i
never will. sure your laughing now but later youll still be laughing as
you FRY ON XDAY! for me, xday has already arrived. that's why i'm
BUILDING MY OWN SAUCER! i wanna get away from here as fast as possible.
why? i'm not gonna say. you think you can just commit suicide and
everything will be fine? you think something better is out there?
BULLSHIT! THE CON HAS BEEN MARKETING SUICIDE FOR CENTURIES!!!
they'll sell it back to you at 26% interest compounded annually.
you think you can get away? BULLSHIT! you cant do shit by yourself anymore.
THEY'RE JUST WAITING FOR YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE WAITING TO AMBUSH YOU!!!!!!
YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE!!!!!! i said i dont know nuthin and now i'm
gonna prove it to you. lemme tell you about the squirting universe.
lemme tell you WHY THEY CALL ME MR. JUICY. just
because MY NINE-INCH WYRM is only a few inches doesnt mean I DONT KNOW WHERE
TO SQUIRT IT!!!! just ask this bitch i know named ERIS. she is so
phucking stupid you wouldnt believe me if i swore on a hundred RevX's no
matter how many GenX's i've killed. she couldnt even get my name right.
she kept saying "FNORD! FNORD! OH FNORD!" flem sprayed everywhere.
stupid cow. "WHAT DO YOU MEME YOU'RE LEAVING!?!" i said "you got a
vibrator dont you?" and she kept begging "WAIT! FNORD! WAIT!" she sounded
like ORANGE GRAINS soaking in THE PISS OF WOTAN. i just ignored her and
kept on walking. i left ERIS to her chaotic netherworld hell and monty
python reruns. and i keep on walking. and running out of time. but now
thats not a problem THANX TO TIME CONTROL. i had bigger fish to fry. i
had DOKSTOK 95 to worry about. but i wasnt really worried because i knew
nothing was gonna happen as long as i didnt post a rant to alt.slack.
hell yeah im the bringer of the apacolypse. and HELL YEAH I BROUGHT ENUFF
FOR THE REST OF THE CLASS!!! i have no class. it had to move over for
some $lack. hell i dont even want to talk. i dont even want to type.
because THE WORD THAT CAN BE PRONOUNCED IS NOT A WORD AT ALL!!! i heard
that silent scream a long time ago. it was calling your name. it said
"help me. help me somebody" but i just ignored it just like i ignored her
and i go about my routine BECAUSE I CANT AFFORD A CLONE TO DO IT FOR ME!!
the last clone ran off to the bahamas with my lover. and i'm stuck here
pissed off and alone. but i'm not listening. all i hear is "Bob" he stuck
his dick in one ear and out the other. ALL I HEAR IS THE BLOOD
PUMPING IN BOB'S MIGHTY MEMBER!!! save the "wax on wax off" jokes for
later pinkboy. maybe i cut off his circulation but i dont care he's died
before and he keeps coming back just like i keep coming back and lurking
around and there's that word again. what word? HELL I DONT KNOW!!! i've
been looking and looking for subG's all over the Ventura-Oxnard area.
they just ignore me. i even looked in the Santa Barbara area. oh yeah i'm
willing to go up there to DISH OUT SOME HATE!!! but no. just silence.
just that screaming around in my head in time to the pumping of "Bob"
HELL I'M THE JUICYIST!!! no one cares. HELL I DONT CARE!!! shut up.
WHY SHOULD I!?! i sent my thirty bucks in and look i got meself an
internet account. IF THAT'S NOT THE LUCK PLAIN THEN KILL ME!!! oh yeah my
life changed. HELL I SCHISMED BEFORE I WAS ORDAINED!!! AND IT FELT GOOD!!!
I'D SCHISM AGAIN BUT I RAN OUT OF QUARTERS!!!! SO PHUCK OFF!!! OR KILL ME
FIRST!!! HELL MY LEGS ARE ON FIRE AND I'M RUNNING!!! DONT YOU DARE PUT
THEM OUT!!! I'M GONNA TRAMPLE THE UNIVERSE FLAT!!! you think you can stop
me? i'd like to see you try. how can you trust me? i dont even wear
pants. i havent since 1984. or since i read 1984 which was in 1986. but
you dont know. you'll never know. i'm not telling. "Bob" aint telling.
GUESS YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TELL YOURSELF NOW WONT YOU!?! WONT YOU!?! PAY
ATTENTION DUMBASS!!! YOU CALL YOURSELF A CRUNT?!? hell i formed my own
clench for a reason. i havent figured out a reason but i got time. i
always have time thanks to my doctorated in temporal phyics. i got it
from a cereal box. oh sure THE FIRST OF THE LAST INDUSTRIAL CHURCH OF THE
EXPENDABLE BOMB SQUAD AND THE UNCLEANSED ANTI-VIRGIN is a long name but
i expected it to schism. the EXPENDABLE UNCLEANSED ANTI-VIGINS WERE GONNA
KICK ASS!!! too bad i'm the congregation. not much church dues there. i
gave it all to NENSLO anyway. WHERE ARE THE UBER FEMME RIOT GRRRRRRRRLZ
EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT!!!????!!!! I'M READY TO BE PENETRATED DAMMIT!!!!
FUCK!!! I'VE EATEN MY WEIGHT IN PEANUT BEAVER AND SPAM JELLY SANDWICHES!!!
I'VE SOAKED THE GROUND AROUND THE POST OFFICE IN CREAMY RETARDED SAUCE!!!
and now i'm left with nothing but my six digited hand. which isnt so bad
at all because now I CAN MASTER THOSE SEXHURT TANTRAS BEFORE I AM MASTERED
BY THE XISTS!!! dont ask dont tell my ass. what's next? women?
subgeniuses? "who let that grey in this outfit?" SHHHHHH!!! DONT ASK DONT
TELL!!! phuck that and the horse i rode in on. you think you can turn off
the janor device? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH! (tm).
*** end dobbs assylum transmission feed **
Did i use all my vocabulary words Oncle Stang?
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