STERNO'S NEW YEAR'S GREETING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: sternodox@aristotle.net (Erno Dachs)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: STERNO'S NEW YEAR'S GREETING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 15:06:10 -0600
Organization: B.H.A.P.L.S.

You know, I'm getting PRETTY SICK and goddam TIRED of having to share the
same dimension with you STUPID FUCKING alt.slack.fux. Each and every one
of you are emblematic of the shit-besmirchedness that I must endure just
to fucking get through the day. Can you fucking fucked-up cow shit sucking
RETARDS even FATHOM what I have to fucking go through by having to share a
planet with the likes of you SOW FELCHING (and buttfucking) shit-chute
chompers? I mean it's all I can fucking DO to keep from LOSING IT
COMPLETELY! You gnat-sperm sniffers are so incredibly FUCKED UP and
ASSHOLE INGESTING (and JIT-BAG LICKING) that it surprises me to no end
that I haven't fucking KILLED YOU ALL yet. You dumb-asses like nothing
more than dry-humping a mutilated, 12-day-dead fucking CORPSE, shitting in
it's festering maw, inserting your distended rectums into the shit (while
drinking ninety-nine gallons of sea cow sputum), and then buttfucking
yourselves IN THE FACE with each other's dicks. Then you cut the dicks
off, mix them with your grandma's FACE, and fucking make a goddam sandwich
out of it, which you then FISTFUCK (after pissing on it) and then proceed
to EAT!!! Do you fucking REALIZE how fucked up that is?!?! That's REAL
fucked up, I'll tell you what! You fucking BRAINLESS shit-bobbies are so
ate up with the dumb ass that you each make your clothing out of the
cast-off PLACENTA of mutant, diseased, leprous SHIT HOOKERS who've
THEMSELVES thoroughly buttfucked EACH and EVERY fucking ONE of you flaming
CANDY ASSES before they let you even TRY ON the most RANK and RANCID
placenta that they were too grossed out to even BUTTFUCK themselves.
THAT's how fucked up you stupid fucking dumb ass alt.slack.shitz are. But
you know what? That doesn't even BEGIN to describe how utterly fucking RAT
CUM SOAKED you are. You ALL like to get up in the morning and fucking
BATHE in eight-day-old rat piss that has been mixed with the SNOT from
86,223 SYPHILITIC GNUS and then you vomit on each other's DICKS and
quickly lap up the vomit, which you then proceed to BUTTFUCK in the
DICK!!! I can't believe ANYBODY would fucking DO that, but you LAME ASS
alt.slack.fux do it every day and twice on fucking SUNDAY!!!!!!!! I hate
your FUCKING GUTS you pill-bereft EATERS OUT OF DAN BLOCKER'S
ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rev. Sterno

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