Re: Fuck this goddamn world

From: cuthulu@prysm.net (cuthulu)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.fan.tito,alt.sex.hello-kitty
Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996

On 8 Apr 1996 15:49:24 GMT, froggy@praline.no.NeoSoft.com (Carlos May)
wrote:

>TarlaStar (bmyers@ionet.net) wrote:
>
>: [...] One of my ethical consistancies is to
>: NOT put the money that I earn with my labor and inspiration into the
>: pockets of those I disrespect (if I can do that). I know it may sound
>: strange and self-limiting to some of you, but I still refuse to trade
>: at McDonald's. I haven't been inside one in over 23 years and I never
>: will, Dobbs willing.
>
>I haven't eaten any of their posessed-shit-food-products in about as
>long, but I won't say I havn't been inside one of their stores.
>
>As a USA citzen, I concider it my right to empty my bladder in
>any McDonald's anywhere at any time.

Well, hey, John Travolta, Spiro Agnew and J.R. "Bob" Dobbs own shares in
a mutual fund that in turn owns 1 percent of every comapny every
founded. So what the fuck? They also own Norman municipal bonds, so if
you ever voted FOR a bond issue TARLA, that was tax-free money to a
clam. (They were shits to "out" you, I agree, but you will have one HELL
of a time tracking down what to buy and what to avoid considering the
nature of this country's ownership system.)

You can get silly with this shit -- I'm not going to buy so-and-so
because of such-and-such.

What percentage ownership do you draw the line?

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From: modemac@netcom.com (Modemac)

Carlos May (froggy@praline.no.NeoSoft.com) wrote:
: As a USA citzen, I concider it my right to empty my bladder in
: any McDonald's anywhere at any time.

Don't come to Boston, then - they've started installing locks on the
restrooms of the McDonald's outfits here. You have to get a token from
the front counter - i.e. buy food there - before you can get rid of it.
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From: ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez)

In article <4klegc$8ll@ionews.ionet.net>, bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar) wrote:
>
> cuthulu@prysm.net (cuthulu) wrote:

> >What percentage ownership do you draw the line?
>
> Well I DID say, (if I can do that). I suppose in my head, any
> percentage is good enough for me. The point is of course, to MENTION
> this to people...one person not going to Mc Donald's isn't going to
> break them, but person after person making the decision for themselves
> (usually AFTER someone else has had the integrity or balls to stand
> against the bad guy) will eventually do some good.

Yes ... as I once said to my sister when she was telling me that
shunning certain brands was sufficient, if the corporation gets
ANY message out of it, it will be that they need to put brighter
colors on the package.

> Look, I stood toe
> to toe with McDonald's lawyers 19 years ago in California. Me and half
> a dozen other women who fought them for over a year to keep them out
> of Pacific Grove California.

Tell me about this, please: what exactly were they doing that was
offensive? Now I know there must have been a good reason to oppose
them, I just want to know *what* it was.

> We lost in the courts...but we won in the
> town. NO ONE would eat at that Mc Donald's. The company had to run it
> in the red the remaining time I lived there. As far as I know, it was
> never profitable for them. So I tell people when I get a chance and
> one by one by one they stop eating the shit and stop supporting that
> CON.

Tell me, dammit, tell me! For that matter, what about Del Monte and
other companies you oppose?

> How large of a percentage of evil does one have to control before you
> stop buying from them?

Here's another one for you. Disney bought ABC, yes? Well, recently
there was an episode of "Roseanne" where the family went to Disneyland.
I didn't see the episode, but I hear it didn't have any humor at ALL
in it, it was merely a half hour commercial for Disneyland. Real
nice company, huh?

It gets worse. ABC also backs Bob Grant, a racist radio host, while firing
his *critics*. You'd think ABC would lose Grant after putting Mickey Mouse
in charge -- Mickey being black and all -- but apparently not.

To my way of thinking, ABC is evil, as is Disney.

And Gerber, at least fifteen to twenty years ago, was telling mothers
in third world countries that their formulas are better for infants
than breast milk, even watered down to stretch it. Babies were
starving to death to enhance corporate profits.

And folks think I'm naive to think that the government should try to
put controls on business. I don't trust government very far either,
but I don't see they could make matters much worse.

I suppose I should soothe my ireful conscience by talking about
saucers raining death from the skies, but I won't.

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From: megeliz@radix.net (MegEliz)

petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk (Peter Hipwell) wrote:

: I can't remember the NAME of the film, but Travolta was once TRULY
: GREAT: he was in a film where he played a guy that creates sound
: effects. It starts off with him being unable to coax a realistic
: female scream of terror and fear out of the candidate... there's a
: serial killer involved, and it ENDS with him tape recording the death
: of his girlfriend, unable to do anything about it, but allowing him to
: FINALLY GET the scream... poignant, no?
:
: And I don't mean TRULY GREAT in an IRONIC WAY, either.

ARGH! A POX! I can't remember it either and it's going to drive me
NUTS until I do. Not "Dressed to Kill" it was... it was... FUCK! If
anybody else wants to drop some pointless brain teaser, YOU CAN JUST
BLOW... THAT'S IT! Whew. NOW I remember.

Possibly Pontifette Meg (who doesn't pay to see movies starring
Travolta, Cruise, or the voice of Bart Simpson).

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From: jaguar@warwick.net (Michael J. Rider)

In article <4ksdor$1jk@uuneo.neosoft.com>, froggy@praline.no.NeoSoft.com
(Carlos May) wrote:

> Modemac (modemac@netcom.com) wrote:
> : Carlos May (froggy@praline.no.NeoSoft.com) wrote:
> : : As a USA citzen, I concider it my right to empty my bladder in
> : : any McDonald's anywhere at any time.
>
> : Don't come to Boston, then - they've started installing locks on the
> : restrooms of the McDonald's outfits here. You have to get a token from
> : the front counter - i.e. buy food there - before you can get rid of it.
>
> Damn Comminists.

So who says you have to go in the bathroom to empty your bladder at McDonalds?

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From: sphinx1@ix.netcom.com(Col. Sphinx Drummond)

In <4ku53d$1ojm@mule2.mindspring.com> lurch@mindspring.com (lurch)
writes:

>So the evil emporer has instituted a toilet tax. No micturation
>without flatunization. No squeezing out a quarter pound of aromatic
>sleaze unless you purchase something similar topped with steamroller
>cheese. And don't try squirting in there behind that token bearing
>grease-filled polyester man-balloon, neither: Gotta gunk up yer
>innards before ya spritz or splay yer buns, cause we got a zitty
>little towel boy with a red rubber nose and big old gun.

>Don't seem fair. McDumbell's gives half the country the porcelain
>paintin' squirts, then they won't let anybody at their thundermugs
>unless they subject their gut-pipes to Big Macattackery. If I were a
>citizen of Boston, I wouldn't take this sitting down. Time for a
>Boston Pee Party. Round up some patriots and piss up McDonaldland
>good: the tables, the walls, the mouths of those shitty looking
>smiley trash cans, the napkin dispensers, even the employees. You
>might get carted off to the slammer, but at least you can piss for
>free there, and the food's a whole lot better.

>McWhizzers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your
>loads.

>Lurch

I like to pee on the toilet paper dispensers and floor at MacDonnells.

Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR ... the damn liar.

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