The world terminates tomorrow and IT LIKING DYING! Well No., probably
not... however whatever it, straight lines maintenance measured value!
ARE WE CONTROLLED BY SECRET FORCES? Does FOREIGN PLATZCMonsters GET NEW
WORLD to a STARTLING? DO PEOPLE THINK IT ARE STRANGE? IT?? then LIKING
IT ON RIGHTS the TRACK TO BE! "Unpredictables" are not alone and possess
surprising hidden energies of their! Are they abnormal? YES! ITS TYPE
TRIUMPH!
If you are that what calls "different" -- if thoughts that we are to
enter new dark ages -- if you see the universe like a sense of wide
morboso humor -- if been trying a religion inherently bogus that it will
pardon the advanced degeneration and dirvi that you are "over" all
otherwise -- if you can aiutarli with a donation -- "Bob" could save
your WAGE of sanity!
"You'd in order knowing that what REALLY thoughts " -- Dobbs 1961
That As Thinks Here No Slackening Is Right? You can 'crack already' from
the disease of the information! ("the sleep of the monsters of begets of
reason") the church of the SubGenius recognizes the programming! To
observe to the Unpredictables high of the church of the SubGenius for
deprogramming and risincronizzazione pancultural!
It perfects its subliminal vision -- its memory edits -- relive its
reincarnality! SYNCHRONIZATION ABOVE! This is the program of original
control of the time that helped the thousand to not more fear for much
time FIST STARK of the REMOVAL. PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE Tornado -- during
the night! Now you, too much, can say to the foreigners benevolent to
get excited of the contact of X-ist. He learns to straighten of the
frame, repair of the body, elaboration of the grippe, FunKQu, techniques
of frenzy, Excremeditation, the beddings the survival and the CONTROL
of the TIME. He takes care of to the extremity ' the drills of the world
and the laboratories of the possibility. Tenlike Learns '. Avalíe the
"accidents so-called" and "coincidences" in its timestream. It executes
long, complicated rites of the set and rituals of Communionication.
Acculturate you yourselves to the church, where you he will be isolated,
given a new diet, a new game of the habits, and a modified label and an
appearance. The new vacuum in its bran-tray will be refilled with info
corrected.
Investigate the "Zen" from Stupidity! Steer chronic Procrastination in
life saving Paranoia and accurate anatityl FORMING WASTE!! out, whom
your personal Saviors and whom can be, which are false Prophets in your
life span! LIKING IT the SUBGENIUS, MASTER ITS the STOOGLEY ARTS!
Execute the greeting! Most 'NO WAY' new wage religion of them all!!
Brain confidence of our sort!!
With SubGenius secrets of BULLDADA and of MOREALISM you can do
COMPULSIVE URGE such as a smoking, Lethargizing now MIRACULOUSLY
ELIMINATING, overeating, sleeplessness, the inability, to take drugs
blockage, old age, sex and cash problems, baldness, illness, the work
instinct, assouliness and painful lack of DIP! This is a certified
religion of despises and the vengeance, that to everything, which is
referred enemies by us outsiders. It is "Self help" through scoffing and
blaspheming, frenzied fornication and the Tumping of the pictures
Graven. The church supplies responses and miracles in the service of
SUREAVOLUTION.
" ignores you the man behind the curtain " -- to ounce with
The church of SubGenius be the command secret final, the worship
higher of brain for that that "know good" but which ask in the
COVETOUSNESS for some GRIMACES a system spectacular and
special-effect-charged of belief -- a 'stuporstition.' This religion,
conceive by some formula mathematical precise, more strange than the
worship of UFO/Atlantis the more obscure, be of value priceless with all
the renegades higher which, constantly tout moment, be of a manner
justifiable on the edge of madness and can be cure only in develop a
seventh direction of MOOD of CLUB.
The church of SubGenius is the PAN-RELIGION of the FUTURE, and
REBELLIOUS SE counters of "VERSEAU" of two-shoes "NEW the ideals
namby-pamby and goody of AGE" and the majority of the occult weirdos.
Such people are imbeciles, they maudissent, they do not make a-v-outward
journey no comprehension of the need for spiritual violence in this
modern space-age company. SubGenius does not want any part of the "new
age," it is already here and it sucks obviously. SubGenius WOULD RATHER
SEEK the virile past, before 1971 or even 1953, or well the angle of
saturation in a FUTURE Remotely unpleasant and recreation-affectionate,
one strange moment where something made of plastic is an antiquity valid
for which the collectors WILL DESTROY, when SEXHURT is identified and is
notdelivered inside as a reasonable human nature any matter if any
'église' or 'gouvernement' allows it.But such things are TRIFLES!
SubGenius knows that JÉHOVAH 1 is GOD of VENGEFUL OF RAGE!
JEHOVAH 1 - a.k.a. YAHWEH - he is an angry foreigner, full of round eyes
around, he cometh with clouds, radioactive, everything-all-pervading,
he has forged his agreement with the SubGenius in LINKINGS of the
GENETIC PROGRAMMING and DEMANDS OBEISANCE to his sense of the man of the
caverns of humor. It has to us been denying LOOSE and what he is doing
who we make dates to Homo Connectus again, first whole man; leaving our
bodies they only obey the code of the financial survival of lujuria that
is constructed in them can our brains is freed of its INEVITABLE FIST.
All, we have made, or we will never make, normally on the job but also
and particularly to the level of causational of the events and the
micro-atomic crashs of the billionth-de-a-nanosecond electron, we are
dictated from the permutations of the large SKORE, the worknet cosmic of
caus-and-effect, the ARCHIVES mutamorphic of the figure and movements of
every heartbeat of spirit, capodoglio, gnat of vampire, star of cinema
and gorgosaurus, "all the oil molecules on all grains of the beach sand
every of the moonlit not of the world", "YOU CANNOT CHANGE the SKORE."
But latta of the JEHOVAH the 1... and like an axe this PROGRAM TOTAL of
DESTINY confronts our similar-similarly-encoded SENSE Of left
schizocephalic of which battleground the secondary-identification he is
responsible of our IVES of balanced NENTAL precariously: clona of we in
the spirit world of which the lusts duplicated they influence ours
behavior in this flat material. Yes - primeval JEHOVAH 1 smote in the
ones in days with the BAD BRAKES why we cannot stop our devil twin to
surpass our 'better nature' and for which, moreover, we cannot exactly
start to say the difference between the two! The brakes keep them to
commit ANY THING that WE COULD IMAGINE in OUR MORE DANGEROUS FANTASIES
FLEETING, such as chopping is of the heads of the noisy children and
giving... well, all we, exactly whimps of non-SubGeniuslike of second
and third waters, are monsters of Jekyll/Hyde of two polarities opposing
of Noggin in our personalities; the AXLE Of the BLANKING raises its ugly
head in reply to these psychosis total that squirms for the majority of
our lives in you only reach them not blinding, unobserved of our
behavior-bombs; we act full normal more of the time, but who must say
at some given moment that tone the party, 'good' or 'bad,' is currently
in the control of the animal? Thank "human God" that we usually never go
to account of Armageddon subconscious which is expressed, physically,
in our paranoias, of the instincts of work and the constraints of
universanal, and, monk, in our undisciplined but subtle psychic powers
- which do not result so much from any 'will have interior' but rather
'backup computer' somewhat mindless being held invisibly on our sides:
it is half of our intelligence which does not control current step the
animal, it is NENTAL IFE, and it bursts of its usual idiot crowned in
strange and occult pheno-demonstrations only when our turbulent mental
bottom reached such peaks of the simultaneous crisis and repression like
stormy glandular confusions of adolescence!
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Subject: Re: PAMPHLET 1: NENWORLD TRANSLATION PART ONE
From: HellPope Huey <hphuey2000@my-deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 5, 2000 1:05 PM
Message-ID: <8cfrp2$89c$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
In article <38EAF95C.45C3@subgenius.com>,
nenslo@tonyaharding.org wrote:
> The world terminates tomorrow and IT LIKING DYING! Well No., probably
> not... however whatever it, straight lines maintenance measured value!
> ARE WE CONTROLLED BY SECRET FORCES? Does FOREIGN PLATZCMonsters GET
NEW WORLD to a STARTLING? DO PEOPLE THINK IT ARE STRANGE? IT?? then
LIKING IT ON RIGHTS the TRACK TO BE! "Unpredictables" are not alone and
possess surprising hidden energies of their! Are they abnormal? YES! ITS
TYPE TRIUMPH!
<"GENIUS! AUTHOR!" cried both Edgar Varese and Ravel, as the angry,
fuckhead "normal" patrons chased Stravinsky from the French theatre
where "The Rite of Spring" premiered.>
....well, all we, exactly whimps of non-SubGeniuslike of second
> and third waters, are monsters of Jekyll/Hyde of two polarities
opposing of Noggin in our personalities; the AXLE Of the BLANKING raises
its ugly
head in reply to these psychosis total that squirms for the majority of
> our lives in you only reach them not blinding, unobserved of our
> behavior-bombs; we act full normal more of the time, but who must say
> at some given moment that tone the party, 'good' or 'bad,' is
currently
> in the control of the animal? Thank "human God" that we usually never
go to account of Armageddon subconscious which is expressed,
physically, in our paranoias, of the instincts of work and the
constraints of universanal, and, monk, in our undisciplined but subtle
psychic powers
> - which do not result so much from any 'will have interior' but rather
> 'backup computer' somewhat mindless being held invisibly on our sides:
> it is half of our intelligence which does not control current step the
> animal, it is NENTAL IFE, and it bursts of its usual idiot crowned in
> strange and occult pheno-demonstrations only when our turbulent mental
> bottom reached such peaks of the simultaneous crisis and repression
like stormy glandular confusions of adolescence!
>
Sounds like you translated this one directly from the Turkish
pamphlet. When moving from Cyrillic to plain English, you must use the
chronal amortization tables or certain key parts of the messages may be
corrupted by slang, interpretive errors or cultural references that are
all too often misunderstood as suggestions regarding sex with livestock.
I think you got the real heart of it right, though.
HellPope Huey,
Mutilatiatrics journeyman
"Let's be clear: we ARE asking you to renounce your family,
hand over all your money and then kill yourself,
but be assured, no salesmen will call."
- Bill M
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
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Subject: Re: PAMPHLET 1: NENWORLD TRANSLATION PART ONE
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 6, 2000 1:09 PM
Message-ID: <060420001309008399%stang@subgenius.com>
BUSTED!!
Okay Nenslo, ya got me. But now, I must know. You must tell me. HOW and
WHERE did you find the thing that Philo, Dobbs and I originally ripped
off? I thought I had destroyed all copies.
--
Copyright 2000 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 2nd Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected: PO Box 19355 Cleveland OH 44119
The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.: PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack / PRABOB
Fax: 216-738-0150
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Subject: Re: PAMPHLET 1: NENWORLD TRANSLATION PART ONE
From: ePRONO <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: nenslo@tonyaharding.org
Date: Thu, Apr 6, 2000 4:55 PM
Message-ID: <38ECF9D7.52FA@subgenius.com>
My favorite lines:
>
> The world terminates tomorrow and IT LIKING DYING!
>
> "You'd in order knowing that what REALLY thoughts " -- Dobbs 1961
>
> That As Thinks Here No Slackening Is Right? You can 'crack already' from
> the disease of the information!!
>
> PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE Tornado -- during
> the night! Now you, too much, can say to the foreigners benevolent to
> get excited of the contact of X-ist.
> Execute the greeting! Most 'NO WAY' new wage religion of them all!!
> Brain confidence of our sort!!
>
> the AXLE Of the BLANKING raises its ugly
> head in reply to these psychosis total that squirms for the majority of
> our lives in you only reach them not blinding, unobserved of our
> behavior-bombs;
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