Subject: Re: Why money?

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 2, 2000 11:35 AM
Message-ID: <020320001135284228%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <38BD32A3.BEA@succeeds.com>, nu-monet
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

> Julia Hogan wrote:
> >
> > Why money?
> >
> >
> > It's sold to us as just a neutral thing about 'consumer choice' but
> > everybody knows it's about power. People just don't think there's another
> > way. Anybody can see there is when you think about it, it's just that we
> > have trouble thinking about it.

>
> All governments rule because they are the most powerful criminal
> organization in their nation.

Only "Bob" can free you from that which has enslaved you. Send ALL your
fetters, chains, and MONEY to PO Box 140306, Dallas TX 75214!!

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Subject: Re: Why money?
From: HellPope Huey <hphuey2000@my-deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 2, 2000 6:23 PM
Message-ID: <89mt4m$baf$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

In article <38BD32A3.BEA@succeeds.com>,
like.excess@sex.org wrote:
> Julia Hogan wrote:
> >
> > Why money?
> >
> > To allocate scarce resources.
> > Bullshit. What the fuck do you think overproduction is? The place
is
> > swamped with products they can't sell.
> >
> > Because without it we wouldn't work.
> > Not to enrich some company we wouldn't, that's for sure.
> >
> > It's about enabling access.
> > No it's not-it's about stopping people getting stuff. The first
thing a
> > money economy needs is locks, security guards, tills etc.
> >
> > It's sold to us as just a neutral thing about 'consumer choice' but
> > everybody knows it's about power. People just don't think there's
another
> > way. Anybody can see there is when you think about it, it's just
that we
> > have trouble thinking about it.
>
> All governments rule because they are the most powerful criminal
> organization in their nation. Their number one priority is to
> prevent anyone outside of their territory from taking over as
> the most powerful criminal organization in their nation. Their
> second priority is to prevent anyone inside of their territory
> from taking over as the most powerful criminal organization in
> their nation. All else is illusion.
>
> I have just paraphrased Adam Smith.
>
Never mind the stratospheric sophistry. The simple answer to "Why
money?" is that the bouncer will stomp the lymphatic glands right outta
ya if you try to pay for your laundum-&-moloko-plus smoothie with a
fistful of tiny conch shells. They're right, our schools have all turned
into shit. You people have all turned in your dendrites for Pokemon key
rings.

HellPope Huey,
Succubus THIS, dog breath!

"We're just ordinary idiots, that's okay, its cool."
-Bill Nelson, "Wait 'Til the Satellite Sin

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Before you buy.
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Subject: Re: Why money?
From: Chaos Israel <chaisr@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 2, 2000 8:20 PM
Message-ID: <89n40m$gao$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

In article <89j7a3$1hus$1@quince.news.easynet.net>,
"Julia Hogan" <julia.hogan@zoom.co.uk> wrote:
> Why money?
>
> To allocate scarce resources.
> Bullshit. What the fuck do you think overproduction is? The place is
> swamped with products they can't sell.
>
> Because without it we wouldn't work.
> Not to enrich some company we wouldn't, that's for sure.
>
> It's about enabling access.
> No it's not-it's about stopping people getting stuff. The first
thing a
> money economy needs is locks, security guards, tills etc.
>
> It's sold to us as just a neutral thing about 'consumer choice' but
> everybody knows it's about power. People just don't think there's
another
> way. Anybody can see there is when you think about it, it's just
that we
> have trouble thinking about it.
>
>

Why money? Because it works...if not perfectly, then at least passably
well. The most popular alternative to the capital/investment economy--
something about "From each according to their abilities, to each
according to their needs"--FUCKING IMPLODED IN ON ITSELF TEN YEARS
AGO!!!

Yes, capitalism's an unjust, unbalanced, evil system; we're all agreed
on this. Now show me something better, please.

--
The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel--Church of the SubClayton.
Copyleft 2000, The Tactical Buddha Institute. All rights revered.
Send your fake UFO pix to: csquared@the-any-key.com
"John Denver died for your sins."

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Before you buy.
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Subject: Re: Why money?
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Mar 3, 2000 2:39 PM
Message-ID: <030320001139584188%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <89n40m$gao$1@nnrp1.deja.com>, Chaos Israel
<chaisr@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Why money? Because it works...if not perfectly, then at least passably
> well. The most popular alternative to the capital/investment economy--
> something about "From each according to their abilities, to each
> according to their needs"--FUCKING IMPLODED IN ON ITSELF TEN YEARS
> AGO!!!

Do you honestly believe:

a) that the Soviet Union was ever *really* communist?

b) that the Chinese AREN'T?

State Communism is alive and well, despite market reforms.

But that's like saying off-white is an alternative to bone white.

The Prophet Lilith

--
Her Ladyship Rev. Dkr. St. Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Esquire, Inc.
== Prophet--Stage Manager Of The EndTimes--Corrective Phrenologist ==
====== http://www.foolspress.com == http://ssucc.ragnarokr.com ======
How frappie brings to Yetikind the visions barred from monkeys blind.
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Subject: Re: Why money?
From: hiway@uswest.net (Ben Allen)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: hiway@uswest.remove.this.bit.net
Date: Fri, Mar 3, 2000 7:19 PM
Message-ID: <kEYv4.821$3z4.32308@news.uswest.net>

On Fri, 03 Mar 2000 01:20:27 GMT, Chaos Israel <chaisr@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Yes, capitalism's an unjust, unbalanced, evil system; we're all agreed
>on this. Now show me something better, please.
>

"Bob".

--
Ben Allen, hiway@uswest.remove.this.bit.net

"Rainy days make you feel gloomy
And sunny days make you feel happy
But you can still have fun on a rainy day!"
HOORAY!!!!!!
GUN!
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Subject: Re: Why money?
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: magdalen@subgenius.com
Date: Sun, Mar 5, 2000 2:02 AM
Message-ID: <38C206BE.AB37CD33@home.com>

Chaos Israel wrote:
>
> In article <89j7a3$1hus$1@quince.news.easynet.net>,
> "Julia Hogan" <julia.hogan@zoom.co.uk> wrote:
> > Why money?
> >
> > To allocate scarce resources.
> > Bullshit. What the fuck do you think overproduction is? The place is
> > swamped with products they can't sell.
> >
> > Because without it we wouldn't work.
> > Not to enrich some company we wouldn't, that's for sure.
> >
> > It's about enabling access.
> > No it's not-it's about stopping people getting stuff. The first
> thing a
> > money economy needs is locks, security guards, tills etc.
> >
> > It's sold to us as just a neutral thing about 'consumer choice' but
> > everybody knows it's about power. People just don't think there's
> another
> > way. Anybody can see there is when you think about it, it's just
> that we
> > have trouble thinking about it.
> >
> >
>
> Why money? Because it works...if not perfectly, then at least passably
> well. The most popular alternative to the capital/investment economy--
> something about "From each according to their abilities, to each
> according to their needs"--FUCKING IMPLODED IN ON ITSELF TEN YEARS
> AGO!!!
>
> Yes, capitalism's an unjust, unbalanced, evil system; we're all agreed
> on this. Now show me something better, please

It's easy! We get robots to do all the stuff humans do now, reap the
rewards of their work, and live lives of total slack, with lots of SEX
and FOOD!

> --
> The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel--Church of the SubClayton.
> Copyleft 2000, The Tactical Buddha Institute. All rights revered.
> Send your fake UFO pix to: csquared@the-any-key.com
> "John Denver died for your sins."
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.

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