An actual quote from an unsound relationship...

From: disgraceland23@cs.com (Disgraceland23)

"We met in rehab."

Doomed from the start! Glad this wasn't a firsthand experience.
Let start with your faves!

-St. Al
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Subject: Re: An actual quote from an unsound relationship...
From: mtrxhzu@aol.com00101110 (whoa)

"Let's get married"

~spoken from the other side of the glass in the county jail.

...Sr. Special K
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Sticks and stones may hurt our bones, but bones heal in a relatively short
time, while one critical parent can cripple you forever.
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Subject: Re: An actual quote from an unsound relationship...
From: mssakamoto@aol.communist (Yves Adele Harlow)

"We met/started dating at X-Day"

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This space for rent.
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Subject: Re: An actual quote from an unsound relationship...
From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)

When I saw how bravely and gracefully she handled that 6
foot long rattlesnake, I knew Jesus had meant for us to be
man and wife.

Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope of Houston
Slack!
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Subject: Re: An actual quote from an unsound relationship...
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

"Get me another beer, Hadji", he said to her.

--
"There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."
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Subject: Re: An actual quote from an unsound relationship...
From: speaker616@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)

No quote actually.
But I knew I was lost the moment she broke out the "Precious Moments"
coloring books...
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Subject: Re: An actual quote from an unsound relationship...
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

It's a pretty good indicator when your "date" uses
COLORING BOOKS. Did she have breasts yet? Pubic hair?

--
"There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."
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Subject: Re: An actual quote from an unsound relationship...
From: bear@pole.com (polar bear)

I'm saving myself for marriage. (spoken by a filipina I dated ONCE)
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Subject: Re: An actual quote from an unsound relationship...
From: "headkase" <woggurl@optusnet.com.au>

we fell in love after taking ectasy.

headkase
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Subject: Re: An actual quote from an unsound relationship...
From: lyonderboy@hotmail.com (Lupus Yonderboy)

Actual quote said to me:

"I wrote down in detail every thing you ever said that pissed me off."

It was pretty much finished then. I bet she wrote about that too.

-LY
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Subject: Re: An actual quote from an unsound relationship...
From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.com>

"i love you just the way you are."
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Subject: Re: An actual quote from an unsound relationship...
From: "Rev. Dead Corpse" <DeadCorpse@justanotherfucker.com>

"So...tell me about your other girlfriends..."

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Subject: Re: An actual quote from an unsound relationship...
From: "ICEKNIFE" <iceknifeNOSPAM@lanminds.com>

"You'll mellow with age"

I said "be right back" and never was.

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