Working is just plain WRONG.

From: none@yerbiz.com (Legume)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jun 22, 2001 11:04 PM

nu-monet wrote:

> Yeah, yeah, heard it all before. A SubGenius says,
> "Well, I'm working...I'm a wage slave...I'm an office toady...
> I'm the rag guy on a swivel chair in the middle of the circle
> jerk...I'm doing fast food...I'm the assistant baboon labia
> caliper measurement guy...I'm in telemarketing...BUT!..."
>
> They always add "But", like ANYTHING they could say can
> minimize the utter shame, the debilitation, the humiliation,
> the degradation, the masturbation, the aural copulation of WORK!
>
> "...but i need the money...", they usually add. Snivelling.
>
> Oh yeti of little faith. Don't you TRUST in "Bob"?

Well, NO, not particularly. After all, he IS the stupidest man who ever
lived.
>
> Case in point: would the OLD Legume have chosen to pick up
> his newly-pressed white starched shirts and neckties at the
> dry cleaners, INSTEAD of single handedly sacking an entire
> midwestern village of Cornhuskers, raping the corn, killing
> the women, selling the men into slavery for the brothels of
> Taiwan? Just so's HE COULD GET INTO WORK ON TIME LOOKING
> SPIFFY?!?

I'd take all that with a grain of salt, since I actually work at home in my
underwear drinking whiskey and surfing the net. I just got me a sugardaddy
to PAY me fatass cash to do it.
>
> Work. It fucks you up, and over. GIVE IT UP MAN!

You will of course notice that this year I didn't have to beg for donations
to get to XDay. Not only that, I GAVE GENEROUSLY to get G.Gordon Gordon
there.
>
> THERE IS LESS THAN ONE MONTH UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD!
>
> WHY NOT BLOW IT OFF? QUIT YER JOB AND SLACK OFF!

No way. I've sold my soul, I got a BETTER OFFER than Dobbs petty 90 bucks
and his sex goddesses.
>
> I ain't askin' again. I'll just pretend you didn't say that.

Just keep the faith in Dobbs, boy. You'll find out that the plans the
shepherd has for his flock is MUCH MORE HORRIFYING than just SEX AND LAMB
CHOPS.
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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

Looking for the New World
and the Palace in the Sun

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