From: nu-monet <>

Date: Fri, Oct 19, 2001 8:07 PM


(Agree (Y), or Disagree (N))
Just curious what you think.
p.s. this is not an essay test

"[Clinton] masturbates in the sinks."
Y( ) N( )

"God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the
plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth
is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'"
Y( ) N( )

The "backbone of the Democratic Party" is a
"typical fat, implacable welfare recipient"
Y( ) N( )

To a disabled Vietnam vet: "People like you caused
us to lose that war."
Y( ) N( )

On Princess Diana's death: "Her children knew she's
sleeping with all these men. That just seems to me,
it's the definition of 'not a good mother.' ...
Is everyone just saying here that it's okay to
ostentatiously have premarital sex in front of your
children?"..."[Diana is] an ordinary and pathetic
and confessional - I've never had bulimia! I've
never had an affair! I've never had a divorce! So
I don't think she's better than I am."
Y( ) N( )

"I think there should be a literacy test and a poll
tax for people to vote."
Y( ) N( )

"I think [women] should be armed but should not
[be allowed to] vote."
Y( ) N( )

"If you don't hate Clinton and the people who labored
to keep him in office, you don't love your country."
Y( ) N( )

"We're now at the point that it's beyond whether or
not this guy is a horny hick. I really think it's a
question of his mental stability. He really could be
a lunatic. I think it is a rational question for
Americans to ask whether their president is insane."
Y( ) N( )

"It's enough [to be impeached] for the president to
be a pervert."
Y( ) N( )

"Clinton is in love with the erect penis."
Y( ) N( )

"I think we had enough laws about the turn-of-the-
century. We don't need any more." Asked how far back
would she go to repeal laws, she replied, "Well,
before the New Deal...[The Emancipation Proclamation]
would be a good start."
Y( ) N( )

"If those kids had been carrying guns they would have
gunned down this one [child] gunman. ... Don't pray.
Learn to use guns."
Y( ) N( )

"The presumption of innocence only means you don't
go right to jail."
Y( ) N( )

"I have to say I'm all for public flogging. One type
of criminal that a public humiliation might work
particularly well with are the juvenile delinquents,
a lot of whom consider it a badge of honor to be sent
to juvenile detention. And it might not be such a
cool thing in the 'hood to be flogged publicly."
Y( ) N( )

"Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and
have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married."
Y( ) N( )

"Anorexics never have boyfriends. ... That's one
way to know you don't have anorexia, if you have
a boyfriend."
Y( ) N( )

"The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates
Y( ) N( )

"The swing voters---I like to refer to them as the
idiot voters because they don't have set philosophical
principles. You're either a liberal or you're a
conservative if you have an IQ above a toaster. "
Y( ) N( )

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