LONGEST THREAD EVER

By: mgt@cruzio.com
Date: Thu, 20 Apr 1995 21:30:16 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology,alt.discordia.scc,alt.slack,alt.sex.cthulhu

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L.Ron Hubbard revealed THE SECRET OF POWER
to J.R. "Bob" Dobbs only
and never to anyone else

"Bob" revealed it to me

The secret of power is:
ONE -- There's a seeker born every minute.
TWO --You know how dumb most people are?
Well, by mathematical definition,
half of them are EVEN DUMBER THAN THAT
THREE -- Use this knowledge and
you, too, can become as rich as "Bob," L.Ron, the Pope
or even Rajneesh

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REMEMBER -- Alexander cut the Gordian Knot
Oppenheimer split the atom
BUT "BOB" CUT THE CRAP

toni

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Subject: LONGEST THREAD EVER
From: pjvm@euronet.nl (Pieter_J._van_Megchelen)

In article noodle@netcom.com (Rick Sherwood)
writes:

>: REMEMBER -- Alexander cut the Gordian Knot
>: Oppenheimer split the atom
>: BUT "BOB" CUT THE CRAP

>: toni

>Very persecutory. This might encourage someone to become even more hateful
>and persecutory.

>Woody

Dear Woody,

Why don't you start to LOVE hatred. You're so obsessed with it, it can be a
truly powerful emotion for you. You know what 'reaction formation' means? It
means that anyone obsessed by hating hatred is obsessed by hatred. Just like
those obsessed by the Old Gods might as well have a secret longing for simple
monotheistic filth. Let's start a group alt.sex.allah.jehovah.satan!!!

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Subject: Re: LONGEST THREAD EVER
From: elofiver@mit.edu (elofiver)

In article <D7CrqH.AAH@cruzio.com>, mgt@cruzio.com
says...
TWO --You know how dumb most people are?
> Well, by mathematical definition,
> half of them are EVEN DUMBER THAN THAT

this is mathematically unsound..
"most people" refers to the mathematical mode
while half the people are dumber than the mathematical
_mean_. what you are looking for is "do you know how
dumb the AVERAGE person is?" and the answer is no,
most people would grossly underestimate because most
people are stupid.
-the misanthropic mathematician the elofiver

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