-=> Quoting Cuthulu @unicomp.net*9 to All <=-SubG Militia
C@> BZ Gas. Yeah!! BZ Gas.
bo-ring... dose the local chamber of commerce with fropdrops and 'fraine
at the next big meeting... pay hundreds of street kids and dwarves to swarm
over the place in hellish sea creature costumes while you play ABBA tunes
over the PA REAL "BOB"DAMNED LOUD!
C@> launcher that mounts under the M16. And, I can hump a pig like
C@> nobody's bidness. Fuck Yeah, our boots will jack to "Bob" songs, and
hump a pig? how... <yawn> eighties.... now, strap yourself to a llama and
pork it all the way down the side of a mountain at high speed, and
someone might sit up and take notice. You gotta change with the times.
ICEKNIFE
... MIND CONTROL TECHNIQUES : SASE & $1 to P.O.BOX 140306 DALLAS TX 75214
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Subject: Re: SubG Militia
From: bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar)
iceknife@ashram.com (ICEKNIFE) wrote:
> -=> Quoting Cuthulu @unicomp.net*9 to All <=-SubG Militia
> C@> launcher that mounts under the M16. And, I can hump a pig like
> C@> nobody's bidness...
> hump a pig? how... <yawn> eighties.... now, strap yourself to a llama and
> pork it all the way down the side of a mountain at high speed, and
> someone might sit up and take notice. You gotta change with the times.
It's times like these, that I feel the anguish of penis envy the
most...
--
Reverend Mutha Tarla, Little Sisters of the Perpetually Juicy,
A Proud Jism Schism of the Church of the SubGenius, Worshipping
"Connie" Dobbs and Juicy Retardo since 1986
http://www.ionet.net/~bmyers/homepage.html
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Subject: Re: SubG Militia
From: cuthulu@unicomp.net (Kevan Smith)
iceknife@ashram.com (ICEKNIFE) wrote:
> C@> launcher that mounts under the M16. And, I can hump a pig like
> C@> nobody's bidness. Fuck Yeah, our boots will jack to "Bob" songs, and
> hump a pig? how... <yawn> eighties.... now, strap yourself to a llama and
> pork it all the way down the side of a mountain at high speed, and
> someone might sit up and take notice. You gotta change with the times.
> ICEKNIFE
That should have been ....
hump a pig? how... <yawn> sixties.
sex-ool innuendo aside, humping a pig means carrying an M60 machine
gun, the 2 extra barrels and the ammo on patrol.
Anyone know where I can get a LAW for this FLOWER CHILD SPAWN?
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Subject: Re: SubG Militia
From: herbig@mail.sdsu.edu (Charles F. Herbig)
In article <3oh589$sth@ns1.unicomp.net>, cuthulu@unicomp.net (Kevan Smith)
wrote:
> iceknife@ashram.com (ICEKNIFE) wrote:
>
> sex-ool innuendo aside, humping a pig means carrying an M60 machine
> gun, the 2 extra barrels and the ammo on patrol.
No, no, no, no, NO!
Humping a pig is having to emplace an M-114 howitzer, and get that fucker
ready to fire. Lots of real shitty hydraulics, and real short lever-arms
for working on them.
--
herbig@rohan.sdsu.edu
cfherbig@netcom.com
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Subject: Re: SubG Militia
From: cuthulu@unicomp.net (Kevan Smith)
herbig@mail.sdsu.edu (Charles F. Herbig) wrote:
>No, no, no, no, NO!
>Humping a pig iis having to emplace an M-114 howitzer, and get that fucker
>ready to fire. Lots of real shitty hydraulics, and real short lever-arms
>for working on them.
Sucre Madre de Quetzecoatl, a YETI RED LEG!!
If this doesn't frighten the piss out of the CON, nothing will.
But those are weapons of the past.
The SubG Militia (SGM) needs to acquire and drill with the following:
X-IST Temporal Panic Inducers
Mescaline Mines
Yeti Transport Cloud Chariots
Wire Guided, Hate-Seeking Anti-Slack Enturbulators.
I'm sure GGG has a shopping list.
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