For anyone interested, there are countless ways that one can
spread the word of "Bob" without expending countless Conspiracy
bucks (yours, anyhoo.)... for example:
1. Junk Mail usu. comes with an envelope, on which are printed the
Nine Holy Words of the Postal System: "NO POSTAGE NECESSARY
WHEN MAILED IN THE UNITED STATES"... Rewrite that phrase with
a dollar sign for each "S", and put a photocopied pamphlet in
each envelope! Praise his Name! "BOB"!!!
2. Attach a Dobbshead to 2 (count 'em, 2) helium balloons that are
attached to each other. One balloon is too flimsy to carry the
Bepiped one aloft. He does that himself. It's the PAPER that
is so dang heavy!
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