Armadillo Fucknuts meets Jim the Prophet's Cheap Imitation

From: Peter Hipwell

jimvan@gate.net (Jim the Prophet) writes:
>
>NOT of the brian numb, no-no, BUT INSTEAD I, the holy Prophphet, I have
>the main haed partibus of my nervous systemice to be FIZZIGN centrallly,
>makes the sidereals of YOUR HED go in and oout. And MANY OF YOU get
>telepathetical inductioned Major Sinuous Infarcturation due to MY non
>brain-numbnumess. Thus FIZZINE is the equatrolian OPPOSITOIN of numb.
>DIFFENERET form POLAR similimiliarity. NYET alike in same mannure [Lat.:
>in simul modure], oh no. Ar YOUR braims numb? They may TASTE BETTER when
>brumbling.
>
>Kaep theym under HIGH perssure to keep in the FIZZONE. They SAY it will
>preventilate fusion pro and con, but NOT TURE, weyght like stellore core
>pressing down (and up two, presjure pointes in from all diractions), all
>this presaging, like with big iron, CONS fusion. Except not big iron, only
>in mannured spokesing, FUSSION is rilly rilly from hydrogen and hellium,
>not much iron at all. And SUPER NOVENA pressingdowne needed to make
>transurmanics. Heayv praying, haw-haw. But in you brain Fusunion making
>alla ure synapticons STICH TOEGTHERE, a Bad Thing believi you me, you want
>SPLIT bra/ims like that SLASHEED in to, make um FIZZ. AVOID BRAN NUMESS.
>

You beheld the SPONGTURATAZTOIN of a AMARILLO VANDERNUKES! Now you
will all PAYE for the ARMADILLO of FUCKNUTS razed from the GRAVE-FACED
like Zombeifleschminds all on the STRIGNS of the NUTCLUSTER. The
BRANETRANCEFRUSIONS of ARMAGGEDON FLUNKUTS is the wierdest site that
YOU will know, all the FUSSIONS of the ARMAPPUPPLETS in to amass BIG
SCEREY MONSTRONUTS PACK! You can't laug with all the LOONACY OF THE
FLUTTERLUMPS for the seen is one off WEIRDLY-CRARNAGE and faintted
boddies lieing at TRERMINELS aroun the WHOIL GLOB!!!!! oh, my LITTUL
ONE go froth in to the masse of PINKNES HERE and we can strat the
POSSTEND TIME of ABRONMALITY by showwing what's what's. All-you KNOWE
the PROWER of NUCKFLUBBERY: nowe we have the STRIGNS of the MUSICEL
INTRUSMENT and I, RAMADINGLE FLICKNORROCK, have the PLICTRUM for STRUM
you head and brak NORMILSPINIES! You wont resist for I have a SPECIL
WIERED COMPRUTER with a hypre-speeding connection to the GLOBBLE
HIREWAY. It is so much WIERDER that yous becuase it the the PROPERTY
of ARMADILLO FUNCTIONS and has specil NOT-NOMRIL THINGS like a CLEVIR
FILE-SYSTEM that has NOT any file YOU can READE, but ONLY very
peclulier seckrit CODS in them that cant be BRAKEN! But thers MORE,
for as expencted, ARFURNILLOD DRUNKFLUPS COMPRUTER CODS have
deadly-killer infromation for HUNTINGE DOWN even mor CODS again not
BRAKABLE, and so my collectoin which is called a lot of vrirus
progarms ACCELERATES to INFLINITY and WILL SOON DEATH THE HIREWAY!
Thuis is but one of ARMADILLO FUCKUNTS SPECIL-SECRIT things of many
COMPLECKS SYSTENS DEVICES includding many sets of DANCING-BADGERS nad
DEADLY-HERRING all ready to CRUNSH and PULPERIVZE all the pathetinc
normils like YOU not-FRUGGERNUTTS. All these SCARIE TOOLES are in
control of ME and display such ABRONMALITY as you wuold think should
be for AMARILLO DUCKFUNDS is the biggist, evillist and MOST BANNANAS
of all NUTCLUSTERERS!

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