| Classic SubGenius Tales |

| PLASTIC
MODEL KIT OF J.R. "BOB" DOBBS | by Paul Mavrides |
| BEFOREWORD | by Dr. Philo Drummond |
| IN REMEMBRANCE OF TIM McGINNIS | by Rev. Ivan Stang |
| SECTS AND DEATH | by William S. Burroughs |
| 199619971998 | by Rev. John Shirley |
| THE
THIRD FIST Part 1 THE THIRD FIST Part 2 | by Rev. Ivan Stang |
| THE SMOKER FROM THE SHADOWS | by Dr. Hal Robins |
| A WORKING RELIGION | by St. Larry Sulkis |
| STOMPIN' AT THE SAVOY | by Rev. Lewis Shiner |
| THE REAL STORY | by Pope Michael Peppe |
| LIFE AFTER X-DAY | by Rev. Doktor Onan Canobite |
| KILLING "BOB" | by Rev. Brooks Caruthers |
| THE END OF ALL BULLETS | by Dr. Christopher Gross |
| THE HORROR ON HOWTH HILL | by Pope Robert Anton Wilson |
| THE ALL-TOO-REAL DREAMS | by Dr. Ahmed Fishmonger |
| PILGRIMAGE | by Rev. Ken DeVries |
| THE OLOGY OF THE IZNESS | by Dr. Christopher Gross |
| THE VREEDEEZ SANCTION | by G. Gordon Gordon |
| WHAT I KNOW Excerpts IT TOOK A GENIUS TO INVENT IT MAN O MAN A SHOVE ITS A CLOSE SHOT AT QIAN QING GONG CRUDE BEHAVIOR A CLOSE SHOT AT SLACK KIDS 'N' SEX | by Rev. Mark Motherbaugh |
| NEW HIERARCHY TM TALE | by St. Guy C. Deuel |
| WORLD WITHOUT SLACK Excerpts 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 9, 11, 14, 15, 16, | by St. Paul Mavirdes |
| I LIVED IN A TEENAGE WORLD WITHOUT SLACK | by Puzzling Evidence |
| TALES OF THE GOLDEN SLACK | by Pope David N. Meyer II |
| DUPE | by Rev. Sternodox Keckhaver |
| BLEEDING HEADECLESSIANS 9:9 | by St. Janor Hypercleats |
|
"BOB" AND THE OXYGEN WARS Part 1 "BOB" AND THE OXYGEN WARS Part 2 |
by Connector Waves Forest |
| ABOUT THE CONTRIBUTORS | by Rev. Ivan Stang |
| THREE-FISTED REVIEW | by Douglass St.Clair Smith |
| ESCAPE FROM SLACKWORLD | by Rev. Ken DeVries |
| MISTER FIXIT | by Rev. Ken DeVries |
| I'M COMING, TOO, "BOB" | by Dr. G. Gordon Gordon |
| MR. ZED'S ADVENTURE | by Dr. Chris Gross |
| TEST 999 | by LIES |
| PARABLE | by LIES |
| LIFE RAFT | by Dr. Maka Dudi |
| DOT, TOO DOT | by Dr. Maka Dudi |
| NEON NIGHT | by Dr. Chris Gross |
| THE PARAMUS MANUSCRIPT | by Dr. Chris Gross |
| STUPID "BOB" TRICK | by Kibo |
| HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION | by John Trubey |
| THE VISION OF AHMED FISHMONGER | by Dr. Ahmed Fishmonger |
| THE REPENTANCE OF FEMSH | by Rev. Ed Rom |
| GLEETINGS | by Pope Charles |
| EXPOSE | by Rev. Ed Rom |
| I FUCKED CONNIE DOBBS | by Rev. Ivan Stang |
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