It sounds pretty horrible on my gear compared to the tapes, but by Gobbs
at least the sketchy outline of it is there. We can SAY we broadcast it
On Jesus's PC, though, this newly ramified TrueSpeech format works better
than it used to... the TrueSpeech file sounded GREAT coming off Jesus' PC
over a phone line... but then... TrueSpeech sounds better the further you
degrade it. It's... almost Dobbshead-like in that respect.
HOUR OF SLACK 537 Log
Rev. David Hope on the Trinary Dobbs Computer Code
Stang intro with Friday WOTAN JAM 2 in bg
Susie & Stang discuss Squid... GOOD squid audio quotes.
THE SCOURGING OF JESUS and CRUCIFICTION OF DOBBS: (Stang narrates occasionally)
Legume lectures: "We're living in an age when you'll see the corpse of the
old world and the broken bones of time." Follow the smoke...The con's
against you... Legume introduces the unholy rituals, provides visual aid
of calendar.... X-DAY RANT!
Legume leads crowd to CRUCIFY Jesus... Crowd chant "CRUCIFY!" Legume:
"Take your crosspiece -- you're gettin' dragged to the Golgotha!" Legume
scourges Jesus as crowd of masked revelers head up the hill at sunset to
Golgotha... Pope Phred chastises Jesus... "Bleeding Jesus good! Healed
Stang rants... "So, King of the SubGenii, eh Jesus?" Stang looks for
Sacred Hammer and Nails.... The Grey suggests a judgement. Stang:
"Someone must die here today. Jesus is trying to make up for what his
followers have done... he tried to make amends. Must we prove our faith by
killing just another messiah, or shall it give us more Slack perhaps... to
kill "Bob"??" Crowd demands "Bob"'s blood!
Dobbs grins and smiles as they lay him on the cross... Jesus hammers nails
into "Bob"'s hands, feet... Stang narrates tearfully as Jesus hammers
Dobbs down, re Satan and Jesus cooperating in the nailing of Dobbs... The
sacred Stump is hoisted by many volunteers, a thousand Judases... Dobbs is
hung up against the sky, crowd chants to kill "Bob"... Stang, Philo, many
spit on Dobbs, Susie the Floozie washes his feet with her hair, washes her
armpits with his feet -- the OverMan spits on "Bob"... "He thirsts... pee
Legume sprays "Bob" with starter fluid... sprays fire across Dobbs!
Dobbs goes up! His ass burns! Bloodthirst! Horror! "Anyone have any
... the crowd cries to kill JESUS NOW!!!
SWINGING LOVE CORPSES jam (W/ BRENT HENDERSON (Dr. PSYCHOTRONIC
RADIONIC)... Bill T. Miller starts "If 6 Was 9" jam... *Dr. Radionics
starts ranting. Osmotic jamming. "We will continue to shovel out
truckloads of slack, 24-7... " Miller, Steve Slack, Love Corpses, Tehudi,
misc. audience jam
Stang introduces SUSIE THE FLOOZIE
Tassles a'wagglin, Susie drenches us in the breadcrumbs of slack while
Dobbs fries us up and dips us in Connie's honey mustard!
(Susie delivers too fast and good a rant for me to keep up with typing) --
Susie is shamed by crowd for carrying Dobbs' baby... "And as wet as that
dream is, we've gotta follow it every step of the way. Take that despair
and crack it like a whip! "Bob" is that entrenching tool..." Great Susie
PAPA JOE MAMA
In full Nazi regalia, delivers rant re: the Reich and the blood flag.
Reads the sacred document: WATERING DOWN DOBBS. SubGenius genocide... "to
saboutage our seed, to rob our men of their precious bodily fluids!" Rant
on human inbreeding. Captain Bob's Star Crusier... "what if his crew
fraternizes with the enemy? The crimes against the chosen race.... they
label us... the untouchables... -- what to do with the Vermin. Pink
infestation... how to deal with it REASONABLY. "We'll be merciful... but
we can't let them taint our race. There'll be plenty of blood mixing on
X-Day... we'll give them the same chance they gave us when they were in
charge. Not hate, intolerance; just common sense! When you lie down with
dogs, you get up with fleas. There's no such thing as safe sex with
normals. Don't give a Pink an inch of what they want... let alone 10. It
is more blessed to spill your seed than to plant it on noxious ground. For
what profit the body that perish for the part?"
DR. DYNASOAR & STEVE SLACK
Dynasoar does intro to hymns. ...
1. ATLANTIS RISE 2. LITTLE PINK ONE
Stang reminds everyone of the 7 am ceremony; DON'T TOUCH THE PILS until
exactly that time... mentions the iron-on tattoos... intros Nickie
REV. NICKIE'S SPANKING RITUAL
Nickie speaks re GUILT and removal of guilt... calls for volunteers,
strips off overcoat, revealing nun dominatrix outfit.
Stang demands punishment, voices his support for strong women... gets butt
whacked, demands more. Bill Miller suipplies excess sound effects. Steve
Slack offers tapes, gets extra hard spanking for his cheapness. Stang gets
KING OF SLACK BILL T. MILLER "PRAISE BOB KILL BOB" duet Stang/Miller...
Stang attempts to exorcise the demon from Miller as he denies the truth of
"Bob"... then Stang gives in, agrees that Dobbs is fucked... exhorts all
to kill Dobbs... Stang attempts to cast out demons of blabbering bobbie
assholes, those who buy no OBE CDs, ...
Stang & Miller intoduce Tarla.
TARLA STAR does poems:
"Wake Up and Smell the Dead"
DOBBS poem... !!
** Susie applies her make-up outside the cabin... "The higher priced
spread." Susie does GREAT routine re: make-up, product testing.
JHVH HATES PHRED:
"BOB" DON'T LIVE TODAY... (Henrix redoux, good improv rant in instru. break)
Copyright 1996 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 1st Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.
PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / Fax 214-320-1561 / PRABOB
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack
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