"BOB" IS MY STORY

"BOB" IS MY STORY

by Dr. Howll

I saw a man with a pipe and a grin
all in the new morning light.
Grinnin' at me like a madman, you see:
Made me uptight.

I told him "Don't bother me anymore!"
but he kept on just the same.
Till I was totally brainwashed,
"Bob" is his name!

"Bob" is my story, "Bob" is my song!
"Bob"'s my Amphetamines
all the day long!

I won't tear my poster of Dobbs down,
I'll feel no sadness or shame.
Till I behold him in Dobbstown,
"Bob" is his name!

"Bob" is my story, "Bob" is my song!
"Bob"s my Amphetamines
all the day long!

He has no lack of his patented Slack
for those of his following fold.
He is the friend of whoever will send
greenbacks or gold.

He's growing stronger and stronger,
He'll get all the credit and fame,
I'll be a Pink Boy no longer,
"Bob" is his name!

"Bob" is my story, "Bob" is my song!
"Bob"s my Amphetamines
all the day long!

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