CALL IVAN

[Subsequently recorded by Selina (Popette Candy Virgin) and
debuted at the Cleveland Devival, August 1995 and aired on
Hour Of Slack #501.]

CALL IVAN - Jefferson Hairpin

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One pipe makes you larger and one pipe makes you small,

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and the ones that the CON gives you don't do anything at all.

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Go ask Ivan      how to get your slack.

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And if you go chasing saucers and you know you're Yetisyn

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Tell'em a 'frop smoking salesman has excused all your sin.

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Call Ivan    and get the Slack you lack.

E

When droids on the TV get up and

A

tell you what to think,

         E

and you just had some kind of trance-spout and your

A

world is turning Pink,

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go ask Ivan. I know he'll think

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that you can find salvation

    G

any where you want to look.

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Pull the wool over your own eyes,

    G

and get it from his Book.

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Remember   what "Bob" Dobbs said

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Justify your sins

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Send cash in!     Send cash in!