Cartoon Funnies (Jesus song)

Cartoon Funnies (Jesus song)

From: eraserhead@iglou.iglou.com (David Lynch)

>"Cartoon Funnies" by Donnie Saunders and Family, from "You Can't Run Away
>From The Lord". This wasn't the most insipid song on the album, just the
>funniest.

There's some monsters on the loose who want to cook your goose
they want to make you go blind
Those talkin' furry critters and made-up babysitters
that really want to steal your mind
Well, there ain't a bit of truth in those crazy cartoons
the devil wants to fill you with lies
Don't let them get to you, fill your heart with truth
tune in to Jesus Christ

You can have your scary mummies and your cartoon funnies
Your smurfs and your Scooby Doo
I know somebody greater than your evil Darth Vader
or Masters of the Universe
I wouldn't waste my time trashin' up my mind
with lies like Rainbow Brite
My super hero isn't G.I. Joe
He's the son of God Jesus Christ

Instead of Robocop or Spartacus
I read my Bible and shout Hallejuhlah <sp>
no Transformer can change my life
The only one who can is Jesus Christ

I don't believe in wizards or good and evil witches
potions and mystical spells
I don't believe in magic, Dungeons and Dragons
And you should know (it's not well?)
No Spiderman, Superman, or Frankenstein
Can ever raise a soul from Hell
There's only one thing that can save us all,
that's the son of God Jesus Christ

Instead of Robocop or Spartacus
I read my Bible and shout Hallejuhlah <sp>
no Transformer can change my life
The only one who can is Jesus Christ

I wouldn't waste mt time trashing up my mind
with lies like Rainbow Brite
My super hero isn't G.I. Joe
He's the son of God Jesus Christ

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