We're slimy, we're squishy, we're all a little fishy
You humans are delish-y when we're feasting on your brains! We're abysmal
creatures with gross horrific features Against Cthuloid preachers all the
good guys go insane!
So here's Miskatonic U. where all the creatures dwell Take a look at a
mythos book and find yourselves in hell!
Your guns aren't defective, they're just not real effective Our feast of
flesh and souls will surely taste so swell!
Your magic and voodoo will not stop the great Cthulhu
Don't eat with the Tchoo Tchoo; the Mi-go steal your brain! Here's Narly,
Tsathoggua, and there's flaming Cthugha
Ol' windy Ithaqua, and don't say Hastur's name! <Aaaiiieee!>
Welcome to dread R'lyeh where the angles are all wrong
You'll lose your soul and go insane if you stay here too long! We're
slimy, we're squishy, we're all a little fishy
Our feast of flesh and souls is just about to start! <Ding da ling ding
....And now we'll eat your heart!
(sung to the theme of the Tiny Toons Adventure song)
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