The Wreck of the J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
The legend lets on from Point Barrow on down
to the place that's covered with Kiwi.
The Slackmaster said "I'd be better off dead,
so the Bobbies couldn't get to me."
With a pipe full of 'frop, and his world famous grin,
out on stage walked the Slack Problem Solver.
Puzzling Evidence said "Think I'll blow off his head",
then unloaded his loaded revolver.
No, sorry, I can't do it. I can't subject you all to this
whole thing. Maybe at the Drill, where they can kill ME TOO.
We'll see. It depends on how bad you piss me off.
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