Happy "Bob" Song

Happy "Bob" Song

From: MONTYKINS@news.delphi.com (MONTYKINS@DELPHI.COM)

(Last in a series)

A Happy "Bob" Song
(to be played badly, but cheerfully)

There's a man who looks like clip-art.
There's a man who smokes a pipe.
There's a man who's poorly half-toned.
And boy, him 'n' Wotan are pretty damn tight!

He can sell like no one's business,
And he's got a stupid grin!
No one knows just what he's thinking,
He's prob'ly contemplating some horrible sin!

He is "Bob", he is "Bob",
He is J.R. "Bob" Dobbs,
And he's got the brain of a trout!
As Saviors go, he's worse than most,
He's really kind of a lout!
But he's ours and we love him,
Though we don't understand
Why we never ever ever ever see his hands! [*]

There's two "B"s, and then a vowel,
Which is "O", inside some quotes!
He's the size of a sheet of paper,
Which means that you can use him for writing down notes!

He is "Bob", he is "Bob",
He is J.R. "Bob" Dobbs,
And he's got the brain of a trout!
As Saviors go, he's worse than most,
He's really kind of a lout!
But he's ours and we love him,
Though we don't understand
Why we never ever ever ever see his hands!

So send cash to his P.O. Box,
One Four Oh Three Oh Six!
And that's in Dallas, Texas!
And Seven Five Two One Four is

Theeee Ziiiiiip Cooooode!

[*] I have no idea what I was thinking when I came up with
this line, but I'm too lazy to change it.

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