From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)
Like a Lump -- from Bob Seeger's "Like A Rock"
[Chords repeat throughout]Back to hymndexA
Almost 40. Losing all my hair.D
Shirts keep shrinking. I'm shaped just like a pear.G D
Broke til payday, think I'll just sit there,A D - A
like a lump.Just watching TV. Listening to the news.
500 channels. Too much for me to choose.
Can't reach the remote, way down there by my shoes,
like a lump.[Chorus]
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Like a lump, staring at the setD
Like a lump, as still as I can get.G D
Like a lump, is dinner ready yet?A D - A
Like a lump.I'm a boring Pink boy. I live here in the den.
Get off my Pink job, sit right here til when,
I go to bed, then get up and do it again,
like a lump.My wife got fat too, almost as tall as wide.
She wouldn't lose weight, no matter how I tried.
Now we just sit here, bland normals side by side,
like a lump.Like a lump, chafing at the skin.
Like a lump, watching Mr. Ed again.
Like a lump, until the Simpsons begin
Like a lump. (Aw, like a lump)Like a lump, watch until dawn.
Like a lump, muscle tone is gone.
Like a lump, QUIET! Oprah's on.
Like a lump. (Everybody!)Like a lump, I don't stand out from the pack.
Like a lump, I sold off all my Slack.
Like a lump, I'll never get it back.
Like a lump.Like a lump, staring at the set
Like a lump, as still as I can get.
Like a lump, is dinner ready yet?A D-D-D-A........
Like a lump.