L. Ron Ron

L. Ron Ron

There's been a lot of high-level, reasoned debate here...

From: modemac@netcom.com (Modemac)

[ Article crossposted from alt.religion.scientology ]
[ Author was John C. Randolph ]
[ Posted on 1 Apr 1995 16:40:30 -0800 ]

My friend Lynn wrote this, and I thought some people here might get a
chuckle out of it.

"L. Ron Ron"
Copyright 1990 Lynn Gold

He keeps on writing novels though his life is through
It's L. Ron, Ron, Ron; it's L. Ron, Ron!
Some folks say it shows what Dianetics do
It's L. Ron, Ron, Ron; it's L. Ron, Ron!
Yeah, his life is through
Yeah, what Dianetics do
Yeah, when I saw the name
It's L. Ron, Ron, Ron; it's L. Ron, Ron!

He wrote before he founded Scientology
It's L. Ron, Ron, Ron; it's L. Ron, Ron!
But soon he found religion makes bucks easily
It's L. Ron, Ron, Ron; it's L. Ron, Ron!
Scientology
Makes bucks easily
Yeah, Dianetics pays
For L. Ron, Ron, Ron; for L. Ron, Ron!

Oooo... Oooo...
It's L. Ron, Ron, Ron; it's L. Ron, Ron!
Oooo... Oooo...
It's L. Ron, Ron, Ron; it's L. Ron, Ron!

Twenty-two best sellers and there's more to come
It's L. Ron, Ron, Ron; it's L. Ron, Ron!
Heaven only knows where they're a-comin' from
It's L. Ron, Ron, Ron; it's L. Ron, Ron!
Yeah, more books to come
Yeah, who knows where from
Yeah, this I've gotta see
>From L. Ron, Ron, Ron; from L. Ron, Ron!

L. Ron, Ron, Ron; it's L. Ron, Ron! \ sing lots of times through
It's L. Ron, Ron, Ron; it's L. Ron, Ron! / optional descant*

*Optional descant (lines constantly being added):

Dianetics...got their questionnaire in the mail
And I threw it out...found it on my car window too

If you don't have a problem
They'll find one and show you how they can fix it

Battlefield Earth...don't know what else he wrote
And I don't care!

L. Ron, Ron, Ron; it's L. Ron, Ron!

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