Off of The Hairs in "Bob's" Ears
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Give thanks to "Bob" our eternal hope
And praise be to Irwin, New Jersey's Pope
We're fickle and free and we don't make no fuss
At the Church of the SubGenius
"Bob" hear our plea
We beseech thee
Help us be free
From normalcy
We're dumb, devoted and don't talk back
Please give us and hour of slack
J. R. "Bob" Dobbs never fails
He's the living slack master of mystic sales
All you conspiracy dupes, just you wait
Until July the fifth 1998
Invaders will come from planet X
Bring gifts of money, time control and great sex
The new age will dawn and we'll never look back
We'll be busy enjoying the slack
Everybody now
"Bob" hear our plea
We beseech thee
Help us be free
From normalcy
We're dumb, devoted and don't talk back
Please give us and hour of slack
He's the bridge between heaven earth and hell
He's the patron saint of sales, yeah he's doing well
Let the cretins, normals and pinks beware
The slack master sells everywhere
Give thanks to "Bob" our eternal hope
And praise be to Irwin, New Jersey's Pope
We're fickle and free and we don't make no fuss
At the Church of the SubGenius
Everybody now
Give thanks to "Bob" our eternal hope
And praise be to Irwin, New Jersey's Pope
We're fickle and free and we don't make no fuss
At the Church of the SubGenius
Give thanks to "Bob" our eternal hope
And praise be to Irwin, New Jersey's Pope
We're fickle and free and we don't make no fuss
At the Church of the SubGenius
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