Off of San Fransisco 1985 Convention Tapes
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"Bob" is a rock
"Bob" is a tree
"Bob" is you
And "Bob" is ...
Well I'm wearing
The tee shirt
That "Bob" Dobbs sent me
It came to me in the mail
Well I'm wearing
The tee shirt
That "Bob" Dobbs sent me
And nothing that I do is going to fail
And if they bust me they won't throw my ass in jail
Down in Dallas Texas
Where the "Bob" Plants grow
People who know a "Bob"
They know where to go
Down in Dallas Texas
Where the "Bob" Plants grow
People who know "Bob"
They know where to go
Searching for "Bob" in the
Oooh Caribbean
Floating around
But I no see him
Been around
In the Caribbean Sea-ee-ee
Hoping that "Bob" Dobbs
Will appear to me
I asked all the fishes
That I met
If they had seen
"Bob" Dobbs yet?
Replied all the fished
In the whole Caribbean
"Yeah, we heard of him,
But, we no see him"
"Bob" Dobbs ain't no slob
"Bob" Dobbs ain't no fool
He is the head of the SubGenius church
And he is super cool
"Bob" Dobbs ain't no slob
"Bob" Dobbs ain't no fool
He is the head of the SubGenius
And he is super cool
Hello "Bob"
I need someone to listen to me
Hello "Bob"
It's getting dark and I can't see
Hello "Bob"
I was hoping that you might have the key
'Cause it's dark and dim and I can't swim
What the Hell is going to happen to me?
There's a good "Bob" and there's a bad "Bob"
There's a happy "Bob" and there's a sad "Bob"
There's a black "Bob" and there's a white "Bob"
There's a wrong "Bob" and there's a right "Bob"
Well raise your hands
And clap for "Bob"
Well raise your hands
And clap for "Bob"
And just yell: "Slaaaa-ack"
Well raise your hands
And clap for "Bob"
Well raise your hands
And clap for "Bob"
Well raise your hands
And just yell: "Slaaaa-ack"
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