Off of A Lewd Specticle of Wanton Depravity
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Well I thought I could get away
With slaughter on our wedding day
Preacher man said "Boy,
Better put away your saw"
I said "I don't cotton,
To know god's county law"
But, that saw was stolen
At least that's what they said
So I've wrapped up in asbestos
From my waist up to my head
Wrapped up in asbestos
That I got from Greg's
I only wish I had enough
To cover up my legs
Oh I've been sinning, sinning, sinning
But, I ain't no liar
Now I'm burning, burning, burning
Got legs, got legs, got legs of fire
Oh my head's dry and cool
So's my arms and tool
And my torso
Even more so
But, I ain't no liar
Now I'm burning, burning, burning
Got legs, got legs, got legs of fire
Well I was selling heroin
At the elementary school
Preacher man say "Boy,
You know that isn't cool"
God lord come to me
And said my time was up
When I asked "Why god?"
And he said that horse was cut
They were shooting up in the bathroom
Yes you know it's true
But, they were not getting off
That's why my soul is through
Oh I've been sinning, sinning, sinning
But, I ain't no liar
Now I'm burning, burning, burning
Got legs, got legs, got legs of fire
Oh my brain ain't in no flame
And my shoulder ain't in pain
But my toes
Need a hose
But, I ain't no liar
Now I'm burning, burning, burning
Got legs, got legs, got legs of fire
Well I was stealing cars for God
To try to get in well
But, when my judgment came
He said "You'll have to go to hell
It's true I gave my son," he said
"To pay for all your sins
But, when you brought that Limo Janor
The door was dented in"
Oh I've been sinning, sinning, sinning
But, I ain't no liar
Now I'm burning, burning, burning
Got legs, got legs, got legs of fire
Oh my head ain't on the line
And my arm is doing fine
But my knees
Are crying please
But, I ain't no liar
Now I'm burning, burning, burning
Got legs, got legs, got legs of fire
Well I was bashing Grandma's head
With a railroad tie
The good lord come to me
And said "Why did you lie?"
When I said "What lie, God?"
He said you must confess
That ain't your Grandma's head at all
It's just a bloody mess
Oh I've been sinning, sinning, sinning
But, I ain't no liar
Now I'm burning, burning, burning
Got legs, got legs, got legs of fire
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