I was driving to Hew-stun last Sunday, surfing the radio when I heard
Rev. Stang's voice on the radio!
Or so I thought.
It was really Sen. Phil "I flunked 3rd, 7th AND 9th grades, rilly" Gramm
being interviewed.
It was Spooky, like the song.
Remembering the line from "Repo-man", "The more you drive, the less
intelligent you are", I cranked up my Stoopit Gland until I could tune in
the picture to go with the sound.
There, like a heads-up display I saw this horribly sick oozing
KILLME-KILLYOU
with the Senator on one side and the Reverend on the other!
Suddenly, everything made sense.
Two mouths and no anus! Or worse...
THAT'S why we never see them together at any charity or orgy functions!
THAT'S why the STUPID contradictions make the most sense!!
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
I CAIN'T TURN IT OFF!!! THEY'RE LOOKIN BACK!!!!! A AAA AAAAAAAAAAxc
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Joe / \ Swine
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I Know Why The Free Bird Shits On Your Head
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