From: iDRMRSR <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Sun, Jul 6, 2008 10:36 AM
Yes, I have finally reached near consciasness the morning
aftar X day
XI. I just finished my bacon here at the Holliday Eeeyinn and my
fingars are responding to robotic commands from my breighn, which is
just barely running on the caffeine I consumed.
What a blast.
There was evan a GENUINE UFO SIGHTING. Two orange balls
gently ovar the bathhouse and slipped silently away in the distance,
despite our calls for them to stop and pick us up. Nobody believed us
that we had seen these things as the Amino Acids were just about to
come on and their attentian was on the stage, not on the skies. I
must say if this is a drill of some kind for the SubGenius, by our
group reactian, we FAILED. Anything that evan LOOKS like a UFO must
demand our 100% fixatian at all times.
Howevar this turned out to be false. Someone found
these oil fueled
floating hot air balloons, which must have lifted off a coupal hundred
feet off the ground and floated away until the fuel ran out. If you
hadn't seen them being launched, you'd certainly shit your pantz0rz as
I did when I saw them float by. If it was oanly ONE of them, one
could dismiss them as an aircraft, but TWO, seemingly in formatian,
was hard to dismiss.
Or at least maybe that's what they WANT US TO BELIEVE.
The lights I
saw were prolly the REAL UFOs but the fakes were simply launced by the
cognescenti to provide some PLAUSIBAL DENIABILATY.
Ahh well, I must vacate this domacile pretty soon and
take the SLOWEST
possable fucking drive back to Cincinnati, Indiana, that anybody has
evar seen. Just because I want to SAVOR that expensive gasoline.
A truly glorias X day full of camaradarie and scrappal.
Evan though I brought my new camara along, I realized
that I toadally
slacked off this year, so there won't be much if any YouTube vids from
me. No, I decided I wanted simply to publish memories of X day XI on
MeTube in full high defanitian on my internal hard drive.
Betcha in ten years it will be possable to extract those
recordings and broadcast them around teh intarwebs beddar than me
trying to figure out the 1,875 diffarant settings on the complex
recording instrumant which I brought along. That was part of the
problem. It is a point and shoot camara BUT it allows you to set this
and set that and...by the time I squint to see what the fuck I have
set things to...the thing I wanted to record had gone away. I should
have taken this thing out and made it my mastar BEFOAR X day.
But that would require planning and cunning. Too much
like w*rk. So
if you want to see what I saw this year, YOU WILL HAVE TO ASK ME AND I
WILL DESCRIBE IT TO YOU.
What an ancient concept.
Subject: Re: Leavetaking
From: Lord Cyclohexane <LordCyclohexane@gmail.com>
On Jul 6, 10:36 am, iDRMRSR <peched26...@mypacks.net> wrote:
> must say if this is a drill of some kind for the SubGenius, by our
> group reactian, we FAILED. Anything that evan LOOKS like a UFO must
> demand our 100% fixatian at all times.
Damnation, then it was I who truly failed. Instead
of keeping a laser-
like focus on the floating fireballs, I stupidly had to inform Stang
of it so that the occassion could be caught on film. As usual, Stang
was just as robotic about denying the UFOs as he was about dutifully
recorded them on tape. OR THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS US TO THINK. I think
Stang is just in on the coverup, as he didn't deny them until the next
day, likely after finding out that "Bob" judged us all as TEH FAIL and
so this experiment must be denied as vociferously as possible.
Me, I sure couldn't identify the ember-looking flying
spheres, so they
remained UN-IDENTIFIED Flying Objects to me. But considering that
their bright yellow glow resembled miniature suns, I bet dollars-to-
donuts they were Heliopters dropping off the other Aminos for the
> Or at least maybe that's what they WANT US TO BELIEVE.
The lights I
> saw were prolly the REAL UFOs but the fakes were simply launced by the
> cognescenti to provide some PLAUSIBAL DENIABILATY.
Exactly. Until I see evidence of these these supposed
balloons", then I have to follow Occam's Razor and assume that these
were alien intelligences from the vasty dark recesses of space.
> A truly glorias X day full of camaradarie and scrappal.
Thank you so much for the information about Mail Order
Mistar Sistar! If that was the only thing I learned at X-Day, it
would still be enough to make X-Day the highlight of my year.