At every XDay there is one NARC...

From: Wraith <viator1@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Aug 17, 2007 5:28 PM

Who is the NARC?

I think it's either Rev. Ivan Stang or Lonesome Cowboy Dave.

Who do you think was the NARC at this past XDay?

Lates
"Crazy" Rev. Jim Jones
reminds everyone that the NARC could have been him at XDay. He could
have been there astrally. SpoOoOky

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Subject: Re: At every XDay there is one NARC...
From: "Rev. Richard Skull" <mshotz@verizon.net>

That one guy who walked around talking to his shirt collar. Wait.
Thats "normal" Subgenius Behavior!

I think nowadays with the current kooks in power, it was more like the
CIA or Homeland Security spying on us. Hell if the are spying on the
Quakers, then everyone is fair game now.

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Subject: Re: At every XDay there is one NARC...
From: Wraith <viator1@yahoo.com>
>

*nods* I can't describe to you how odd it is to feel "normal". I
mean, the last time I met a Subgenius I felt positively mundane!

> I think nowadays with the current kooks in power, it was more like the
> CIA or Homeland Security spying on us. Hell if the are spying on the
> Quakers, then everyone is fair game now.

That is a good point, but that makes it even more likely that
undercovers are going to be around, skulking about, attempting to look
at people's well, unders and y'know, cover them.

Remember. Ciphers can be broken, but codes never can be. *nods
solemnly*

Lates
"Crazy" Rev. Jim Jones

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Subject: Re: At every XDay there is one NARC...
From: "DJdoktorCYBERCRUNK" <cybercrunk@usenet.com>

BOB.

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Subject: Re: At every XDay there is one NARC...
From: phy <phy00x@yahoo.com>
> Who do you think was the NARC at this past XDay?

It was me. I saw everything. Make it worth my while and I will keep my
mouth shut.

-phy

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Subject: Re: At every XDay there is one NARC...
From: "Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust" <Chibithulhu@gmail.com>

my present absence of morning (well, afternoon, but I just woke up so
I'm counting it as morning) coffee forces me to go for the PKDick
reference here.

is that really as worrisome as the people who may have been POSING AS
A NARC at X-Day? if they're not really NARCs, they could be working
for anyone.

We now return to your regularly scheduled information-poor pink laser
transmissions, followed by cartoons and Mythbusters reruns.

-Morose, aka Dok Holocaust
http://theywilldevour.us - cosmically horrific comedy

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Subject: Re: At every XDay there is one NARC...
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

I edited several films for the National Association for Retarded
Citizens. I don't see what the big deal is. In fact I'm proud of the
work I did on those films. I can't believe that SubGeniuses, of all
people, would be so down on tards and disrespectful. It's only a
matter of degree after all.

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Subject: Re: At every XDay there is one NARC...
From: "Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust" <Chibithulhu@gmail.com>

I'm more worried about people posing as the National Association for
Retarded Citizens, a whole group of organized professional impostors
(or people posing as them), creating elaborate hoaxes by claiming to
be one organization or another then vanishing into the night, so
hapless victims will THINK they're dealing with the NARC or the
National Rifle Association or the Raelians or whoever and happily hand
over their money and personal information to a bunch of impostors.
like a phishing scam, but in person, with costumes and stuff.

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Subject: Re: At every XDay there is one NARC...
From: ima <imasubgenius@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
>
> I edited several films for the National Association for Retarded
> Citizens. I don't see what the big deal is. In fact I'm proud of the
> work I did on those films. I can't believe that SubGeniuses, of all
> people, would be so down on tards and disrespectful. It's only a
> matter of degree after all.

Heh heh, Subgenius is all about tards watching tards


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