Subject: I won't be at Brushwood for X-Day this year

From: bobdiddley@aol.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 2, 2007 10:39 AM
Message-ID: <1183387155.049097.180090@q69g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>

Now, now, kids, stop yer cryin'. You'll manage to have some slackfun
and rupture without me, somehow. I'll be thinking of you, my Brushwood
and alt.slack companions. I'll have a small (the only other attendee
being the paid-up but skeptical PriMarilee) ceremony here at Dragonfly
Realm at 7:00 on the 5th. I came very close to going, but forces of
personal responsibility (a new concept to me) stepped in, so I'm here
for the summer.

I'll figure out how much I would have spent going there, and make that
much of a contribution to the Mags fund, and buy some long-desired
bit of swag.

Beast wishes and bon voyage to StangWei, Legume, FropDec, Pickles,
ZosoDada, Sparky, Carter, and other Yeti and non-Yeti Brushwoodites
with whom I've shared moments and conversations in recent years. I may
be there next year (if there is a next year and a there).

For those who have some spare time to wander and ponder, I have some
old, new and various recordings online at DiddleyVision.com

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Subject: Re: I won't be at Brushwood for X-Day this year
From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 2, 2007 11:40 AM
Message-ID: <Xns996176C928DE8CortezLegume18465086@216.196.97.136>

bobdiddley wrote:

> Beast wishes and bon voyage to StangWei, Legume

Thanks, Bob, but I'm staying home, too, opting for a substantially less
pathetic XDay this year, involving frop, motorcycles, lesbians, hot tubs,
danger, explosions, and a Porterhouse steak.

Xday is just no longer a suitable venue for such entertainment, in recent
years instead being more geared towards lame, soft, 'safe', events like
'sitting around gossipping like a pack of old ladies', exercising one's
drama gland, and sleeping off the effects of too many Vicodin. I'm
bailing now before it becomes a non-smoking vegetarian bisexual pride
festival and basket weaving contest.

Holocaustalism is dead. The church offers no payoff for the Holocaustal,
and hasn't since 1998. After all, we were promised vengeance on the
Pinks, and instead got a torn napkin saying that we'll all be dead 6000
years before that happens.

That's why there are no new hot chicks at XDay. There have been only a
few new gals at all, and they're double-baggers on their best days.
Trannies like Topper, ima, and Alex actually get more action than the
real females.

The hot chicks of days gone by all wanted rough Holocaustal sex. No hot
chick wants a limp-dicked emasculated Gammamutian dwarves whose idea of
seduction is showing a gal how he has the full series of "Star Trek: The
Next Generation" on his iPod...they want MEN, with TESTICLES, men with
intestinal fortitude, men with guns and big trucks and motorcycles and
hate. They want men who don't NEED them. It's in their DNA...we're all
primates, and the only females who'd fuck anything less than an alpha
male is wasting her womb and endangering the future of the species.

Well, GOOD. If the present crop is indicative of the future of the Yeti
race, it's better off extinct. Six thousand years from now, the Xists
will be as disappointed by Dobbs' offering as they were with Cain's in
days of old.
--
Legume
"Better to light a fuse than curse the darkness"

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Subject: Re: I won't be at Brushwood for X-Day this year
From: ima <imasubgenius@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 2, 2007 4:53 PM
Message-ID: <1183409585.883147.142200@o61g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>

> That's why there are no new hot chicks at XDay. There have been only a
> few new gals at all, and they're double-baggers on their best days.
> Trannies like Topper, ima, and Alex actually get more action than the
> real females.

It's good to be a QUEEN.

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Subject: Re: I won't be at Brushwood for X-Day this year
From: Marquis Des Moines <mastorn@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 2, 2007 5:18 PM
Message-ID: <1183411081.373825.234760@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>

On Jul 2, 10:40 am, Legume <n...@yerbiz.com> wrote:
> bobdiddley wrote:
> > Beast wishes and bon voyage to StangWei, Legume
>
> Thanks, Bob, but I'm staying home, too, opting for a substantially less
> pathetic XDay this year, involving frop, motorcycles, lesbians, hot tubs,
> danger, explosions, and a Porterhouse steak.
>
> Xday is just no longer a suitable venue for such entertainment, in recent
> years instead being more geared towards lame, soft, 'safe', events like
> 'sitting around gossipping like a pack of old ladies', exercising one's
> drama gland, and sleeping off the effects of too many Vicodin. I'm
> bailing now before it becomes a non-smoking vegetarian bisexual pride
> festival and basket weaving contest.
>
> Holocaustalism is dead. The church offers no payoff for the Holocaustal,
> and hasn't since 1998. After all, we were promised vengeance on the
> Pinks, and instead got a torn napkin saying that we'll all be dead 6000
> years before that happens.
>
> That's why there are no new hot chicks at XDay. There have been only a
> few new gals at all, and they're double-baggers on their best days.
> Trannies like Topper, ima, and Alex actually get more action than the
> real females.
>
> The hot chicks of days gone by all wanted rough Holocaustal sex. No hot
> chick wants a limp-dicked emasculated Gammamutian dwarves whose idea of
> seduction is showing a gal how he has the full series of "Star Trek: The
> Next Generation" on his iPod...they want MEN, with TESTICLES, men with
> intestinal fortitude, men with guns and big trucks and motorcycles and
> hate. They want men who don't NEED them. It's in their DNA...we're all
> primates, and the only females who'd fuck anything less than an alpha
> male is wasting her womb and endangering the future of the species.
>
> Well, GOOD. If the present crop is indicative of the future of the Yeti
> race, it's better off extinct. Six thousand years from now, the Xists
> will be as disappointed by Dobbs' offering as they were with Cain's in
> days of old.
> --
> Legume
> "Better to light a fuse than curse the darkness"

No offense (ok maybe a little offense) but for a Holocaustal you sure
are whiny.

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Subject: Re: I won't be at Brushwood for X-Day this year
From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 2, 2007 8:59 PM
Message-ID: <Xns9961D5849A9B6CortezLegume18465086@216.196.97.136>

Marquis Des Moines wrote:

> No offense (ok maybe a little offense) but for a Holocaustal you sure
> are whiny.

Whining is what's left when the Xists don't bring your death ray.

It ain't whining, though, because whining about it implies that I . If I
was whining, I'd whine about how I was disappointed about Xday after I
actually WENT, knowing full well what to expect. Typically any time
anyone voices a complaint on the net, someone has to say they whine. But
you can't expect praise and excitement for something that just ain't
cutting it in the fun department.

The fact is, I could fix the situation myself if I cared to, but fuck it,
I can save myself a long ride and have my own saucer party here instead
of the 'official' sausage party there.

I haven't 'gone' to Xday in 5 years; I usually am already well-encamped
for the whole summer at Brushwood by the time you all show up. XDay is
just another weekend fest (and the smallest) in a month full of festivals
there. I mostly just hang out at Banzai partying with a few close pals.

This summer I'm taking a complete break from camping. Xday isn't keeping
me from going to Brushwood, I wasn't going to be there anyway.

I expect my next post will be me bragging about how great my Xday here at
home was.
--
Legume
"Better to light a fuse than curse the darkness"

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Subject: Re: I won't be at Brushwood for X-Day this year
From: Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 3, 2007 2:21 AM
Message-ID: <f_mdnZAZi_jqdxTbnZ2dnUVZ_tPinZ2d@zhonka.net>

On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 19:59:23 -0500, Legume <none@yerbiz.com> wrote:

>Marquis Des Moines wrote:
>
>> No offense (ok maybe a little offense) but for a Holocaustal you sure
>> are whiny.
>
>Whining is what's left when the Xists don't bring your death ray.
>
>It ain't whining, though, because whining about it implies that I . If I
>was whining, I'd whine about how I was disappointed about Xday after I
>actually WENT, knowing full well what to expect. Typically any time
>anyone voices a complaint on the net, someone has to say they whine. But
>you can't expect praise and excitement for something that just ain't
>cutting it in the fun department.
>
>The fact is, I could fix the situation myself if I cared to, but fuck it,
>I can save myself a long ride and have my own saucer party here instead
>of the 'official' sausage party there.
>
>I haven't 'gone' to Xday in 5 years; I usually am already well-encamped
>for the whole summer at Brushwood by the time you all show up. XDay is
>just another weekend fest (and the smallest) in a month full of festivals
>there. I mostly just hang out at Banzai partying with a few close pals.
>
>This summer I'm taking a complete break from camping. Xday isn't keeping
>me from going to Brushwood, I wasn't going to be there anyway.
>
>I expect my next post will be me bragging about how great my Xday here at
>home was.

not so much whining but it reminds me of my gym coach a little

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
>just my intuition tells me women might be having sex with
>their dogs.
- Michael Alcandor, raving lunatic

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.slack/msg/f349e2a280964ca7?hl=en&

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Subject: Re: I won't be at Brushwood for X-Day this year
From: Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 4, 2007 4:19 AM
Message-ID: <mpadnZL41e46yhbbnZ2dnUVZ_jSdnZ2d@zhonka.net>

On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 23:21:28 -0700, Zapanaz
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:

>
>On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 19:59:23 -0500, Legume <none@yerbiz.com> wrote:
>
>>Marquis Des Moines wrote:
>>
>>> No offense (ok maybe a little offense) but for a Holocaustal you sure
>>> are whiny.
>>
>>Whining is what's left when the Xists don't bring your death ray.
>>
>>It ain't whining, though, because whining about it implies that I . If I
>>was whining, I'd whine about how I was disappointed about Xday after I
>>actually WENT, knowing full well what to expect. Typically any time
>>anyone voices a complaint on the net, someone has to say they whine. But
>>you can't expect praise and excitement for something that just ain't
>>cutting it in the fun department.
>>
>>The fact is, I could fix the situation myself if I cared to, but fuck it,
>>I can save myself a long ride and have my own saucer party here instead
>>of the 'official' sausage party there.
>>
>>I haven't 'gone' to Xday in 5 years; I usually am already well-encamped
>>for the whole summer at Brushwood by the time you all show up. XDay is
>>just another weekend fest (and the smallest) in a month full of festivals
>>there. I mostly just hang out at Banzai partying with a few close pals.
>>
>>This summer I'm taking a complete break from camping. Xday isn't keeping
>>me from going to Brushwood, I wasn't going to be there anyway.
>>
>>I expect my next post will be me bragging about how great my Xday here at
>>home was.
>
>not so much whining but it reminds me of my gym coach a little

you know I have been watching videos from x-day 1998 recently. There
is a clip where there are a couple dozen people lined up in front of a
ditch.

Jesus and you are there. More or less randomly, Jesus walks in front
of this line of people, and points one of them out, and you walk up
behind the one of them he points out and shoot them and they fall into
the trench.

It really pisses me off that you are in a bit that good and I will
never be.

Now, I have done stuff that will be read by a lot of people. That
gives me a little satisfaction.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Violence and smut are of course
everywhere on the airwaves.
You cannot turn on your television without seeing them,
although sometimes you have to hunt around.
~ Dave Barry

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Subject: Re: I won't be at Brushwood for X-Day this year
From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 4, 2007 2:08 PM
Message-ID: <Xns99638FE959D6ECortezLegume18465086@216.196.97.136>

Zapanaz wrote:

> you know I have been watching videos from x-day 1998 recently. There
> is a clip where there are a couple dozen people lined up in front of a
> ditch.
>
>
> Jesus and you are there. More or less randomly, Jesus walks in front
> of this line of people, and points one of them out, and you walk up
> behind the one of them he points out and shoot them and they fall into
> the trench.

A fun side note. Watch that again and you'll notice at one point I fire
the gun and TWO people fall. Ed Strange jumped the gun, pun intended.

> It really pisses me off that you are in a bit that good and I will
> never be.

But that's not true...you COULD be with a little preparation and
imagination. That piece looked good because it was planned out in
advance...(by 'planned out', I mean me and the Lord prolly were talking
about it through the shithouse wall). It's in the fun details; Stang
hiding in the woods to make it look like it was covertly filmed, two
Church bigshots seemingly committing some dangerous cult execution, the
whole Blair Witch Project 'oh shit, run away!' feel of it. It was fun,
and it gave Stang something to film other than people walking down the
road to the shithouse smoking pot or some guy with a funny hat standing
on stage recycling old radio bits.

For example, with a just a few dozen attendees at Xday, a quart or two of
easy-to-make stage blood, and some tree branches, you could have a bunch
of fun AND make something cool to film for Church propaganda.

You have all the folks dressed in beach towels, you dip the tree branches
in stage blood, and you can film the SubGs all ululating and self-
flagellating themselves bloody. Burn a flag. ANY flag. Declare Jihad on
Antarctica. That's the kind of shit the church needs on Youtube.

One year Strange and I erected a cross to crucify a Dobbs effigy. We
Crucified it and then lit Dobbs on fire.

It was classic misdirection. Nobody at Brushwood figured out we really
wanted to burn a CROSS. Dobbs flared up for about 20 minutes, but that
cross burned for HOURS. Hmm..why arent the cross burnings and executions
on Youtube yet anyway?

But nobody makes the effort anymore, it all seems phoned-in, and there's
not much to film when you have the same people recycling the same events
from the last five years...and none of the really good ones... if there
are any events at ALL. Now all you get is thirty people filming each
other filming a couple of piddling nailed-together sticks, and even that
Ikon is only provided by the charity of the local pagans, who mostly
agree that SubGenii just plain don't know how to have FUN, and that,
Brother Joe Cosby, is prolly the worst sin of all.

If I'm gonna travel all the way to Brushwood for my vacation, I wanna cut
loose and have FUN, not sit around with a Vicodin hangover gossipping
about Rocknar and Phloighd and who's fucking who. Xday just ain't fun
any more. Drama, boredom, and shitty music.

Sad to say...it just aint worth the bother.

> Now, I have done stuff that will be read by a lot of people. That
> gives me a little satisfaction.

You do write some great shit.

--

Dr. Legume
-----------
"No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when
the pool of their blood comes too close." - Chuck Palahniuk

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Subject: Re: I won't be at Brushwood for X-Day this year
From: just john <teuy13002@sneakemail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 4, 2007 2:15 PM
Message-ID: <138nope869u5v06@corp.supernews.com>

On 07/04/2007 02:08 PM, Legume told the world:
> Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> you know I have been watching videos from x-day 1998 recently. There
>> is a clip where there are a couple dozen people lined up in front of a
>> ditch.
>>
>>
>> Jesus and you are there. More or less randomly, Jesus walks in front
>> of this line of people, and points one of them out, and you walk up
>> behind the one of them he points out and shoot them and they fall into
>> the trench.
>
> A fun side note. Watch that again and you'll notice at one point I fire
> the gun and TWO people fall. Ed Strange jumped the gun, pun intended.

From that day forth, was Ed Strange's rank Mother Superior?

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Subject: Re: I won't be at Brushwood for X-Day this year
From: Marquis Des Moines <mastorn@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 3, 2007 12:02 PM
Message-ID: <1183478546.908031.133640@57g2000hsv.googlegroups.com>

On Jul 2, 7:59 pm, Legume <n...@yerbiz.com> wrote:
> Marquis Des Moines wrote:
> > No offense (ok maybe a little offense) but for a Holocaustal you sure
> > are whiny.
>
> Whining is what's left when the Xists don't bring your death ray.

Thought you'd know better than anybody... if the x-ists don't bring
you the death ray, build your own!

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Subject: Re: I won't be at Brushwood for X-Day this year
From: just john <teuy13002@sneakemail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 3, 2007 6:20 PM
Message-ID: <138liopdj4vuo11@corp.supernews.com>

On 07/02/2007 08:59 PM, Legume told the world:
> Marquis Des Moines wrote:
>
>> No offense (ok maybe a little offense) but for a Holocaustal you sure
>> are whiny.
>
> Whining is what's left when the Xists don't bring your death ray.
>
> It ain't whining, though, because whining about it implies that I . If I
> was whining, I'd whine about how I was disappointed about Xday after I
> actually WENT, knowing full well what to expect. Typically any time
> anyone voices a complaint on the net, someone has to say they whine.

It ain't whining if you can BACK IT UP!

--
* Radio Free Entropy: http://just-john.com/cn/rfe.shtml

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Subject: Re: I won't be at Brushwood for X-Day this year
From: Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde <rabbs@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 3, 2007 8:59 PM
Message-ID: <468af0ee$0$20560$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>

just john wrote:
> On 07/02/2007 08:59 PM, Legume told the world:
>>
>> It ain't whining, though, because whining about it implies that I .
>> If I was whining, I'd whine about how I was disappointed about Xday
>> after I actually WENT, knowing full well what to expect. Typically
>> any time anyone voices a complaint on the net, someone has to say they
>> whine.
>
> It ain't whining if you can BACK IT UP!
>
Legume can. It's what makes all the difference.

--With love, the Rabbs

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Subject: Re: I won't be at Brushwood for X-Day this year
From: ima <imasubgenius@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 3, 2007 2:02 PM
Message-ID: <1183485726.732437.241640@g4g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>

On Jul 2, 5:18 pm, Marquis Des Moines <mast...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jul 2, 10:40 am, Legume <n...@yerbiz.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > bobdiddley wrote:
> > > Beast wishes and bon voyage to StangWei, Legume
>
> > Thanks, Bob, but I'm staying home, too, opting for a substantially less
> > pathetic XDay this year, involving frop, motorcycles, lesbians, hot tubs,
> > danger, explosions, and a Porterhouse steak.
>
> > Xday is just no longer a suitable venue for such entertainment, in recent
> > years instead being more geared towards lame, soft, 'safe', events like
> > 'sitting around gossipping like a pack of old ladies', exercising one's
> > drama gland, and sleeping off the effects of too many Vicodin. I'm
> > bailing now before it becomes a non-smoking vegetarian bisexual pride
> > festival and basket weaving contest.
>
> > Holocaustalism is dead. The church offers no payoff for the Holocaustal,
> > and hasn't since 1998. After all, we were promised vengeance on the
> > Pinks, and instead got a torn napkin saying that we'll all be dead 6000
> > years before that happens.
>
> > That's why there are no new hot chicks at XDay. There have been only a
> > few new gals at all, and they're double-baggers on their best days.
> > Trannies like Topper, ima, and Alex actually get more action than the
> > real females.
>
> > The hot chicks of days gone by all wanted rough Holocaustal sex. No hot
> > chick wants a limp-dicked emasculated Gammamutian dwarves whose idea of
> > seduction is showing a gal how he has the full series of "Star Trek: The
> > Next Generation" on his iPod...they want MEN, with TESTICLES, men with
> > intestinal fortitude, men with guns and big trucks and motorcycles and
> > hate. They want men who don't NEED them. It's in their DNA...we're all
> > primates, and the only females who'd fuck anything less than an alpha
> > male is wasting her womb and endangering the future of the species.
>
> > Well, GOOD. If the present crop is indicative of the future of the Yeti
> > race, it's better off extinct. Six thousand years from now, the Xists
> > will be as disappointed by Dobbs' offering as they were with Cain's in
> > days of old.
> > --
> > Legume
> > "Better to light a fuse than curse the darkness"
>
> No offense (ok maybe a little offense) but for a Holocaustal you sure
> are whiny.

odds are
you're a whiner
if you're a subgenius male

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Subject: Re: I won't be at Brushwood for X-Day this year
From: The Bishop <Convery.Kevin@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 3, 2007 3:46 PM
Message-ID: <1183491966.501090.214460@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com>

On Jul 3, 2:02 pm, ima <imasubgen...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jul 2, 5:18 pm, Marquis Des Moines <mast...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jul 2, 10:40 am, Legume <n...@yerbiz.com> wrote:
>
> > > bobdiddley wrote:
> > > > Beast wishes and bon voyage to StangWei, Legume
>
> > > Thanks, Bob, but I'm staying home, too, opting for a substantially less
> > > pathetic XDay this year, involving frop, motorcycles, lesbians, hot tubs,
> > > danger, explosions, and a Porterhouse steak.
>
> > > Xday is just no longer a suitable venue for such entertainment, in recent
> > > years instead being more geared towards lame, soft, 'safe', events like
> > > 'sitting around gossipping like a pack of old ladies', exercising one's
> > > drama gland, and sleeping off the effects of too many Vicodin. I'm
> > > bailing now before it becomes a non-smoking vegetarian bisexual pride
> > > festival and basket weaving contest.
>
> > > Holocaustalism is dead. The church offers no payoff for the Holocaustal,
> > > and hasn't since 1998. After all, we were promised vengeance on the
> > > Pinks, and instead got a torn napkin saying that we'll all be dead 6000
> > > years before that happens.
>
> > > That's why there are no new hot chicks at XDay. There have been only a
> > > few new gals at all, and they're double-baggers on their best days.
> > > Trannies like Topper, ima, and Alex actually get more action than the
> > > real females.
>
> > > The hot chicks of days gone by all wanted rough Holocaustal sex. No hot
> > > chick wants a limp-dicked emasculated Gammamutian dwarves whose idea of
> > > seduction is showing a gal how he has the full series of "Star Trek: The
> > > Next Generation" on his iPod...they want MEN, with TESTICLES, men with
> > > intestinal fortitude, men with guns and big trucks and motorcycles and
> > > hate. They want men who don't NEED them. It's in their DNA...we're all
> > > primates, and the only females who'd fuck anything less than an alpha
> > > male is wasting her womb and endangering the future of the species.
>
> > > Well, GOOD. If the present crop is indicative of the future of the Yeti
> > > race, it's better off extinct. Six thousand years from now, the Xists
> > > will be as disappointed by Dobbs' offering as they were with Cain's in
> > > days of old.
> > > --
> > > Legume
> > > "Better to light a fuse than curse the darkness"
>
> > No offense (ok maybe a little offense) but for a Holocaustal you sure
> > are whiny.
>
> odds are
> you're a whiner
> if you're a subgenius male- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Here's to defying the odds, then!

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Subject: Re: I won't be at Brushwood for X-Day this year
From: just john <teuy13002@sneakemail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 3, 2007 6:20 PM
Message-ID: <138liq9blc5b92c@corp.supernews.com>

On 07/03/2007 02:02 PM, ima told the world:

> odds are
> you're a whiner
> if you're a subgenius male
>

You may already be a whiner! Send $3!

--
* Radio Free Entropy: http://just-john.com/cn/rfe.shtml


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