From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Date: Wed, Jul 9, 2008 11:10 AM
Thank god and "Bob," I don't have to do it.
My poor wife managed to
put Them off for Monday and Tuesday but today she finally
had to go
back. It would not be an exaggeration to say that Cleveland's
infrastructure would collapse without her. I could say
I would be with
her in spirit, but that is a lie. I on the other hand
enjoyed my first
normal morning of waking at 10 am or so in my own bed
with nothing I
have to do, as long as I don't look at or think about
the orders to be
filled, the crap to be put away or the media I have
to review and
edit. And the two tall naked people wandering around
Guest WIng A.
Last night I counted the money, however, and it looks
like we made
enough to hire another butler and two more handmaidens
for the summer.
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From: nikolai kingsley <sheramil@invalid.alphalink.com.au>
cool. you can race them.
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Subject: Re: The Horror of Returning to One's Pink Job
After X-Day Drill
From: Popess Pantiara Evokovitch <pantiara@gmail.com>
racing servants? How positively uncultured of you. Make
them fight to
the death.
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Subject: Re: The Horror of Returning to One's Pink Job
After X-Day Drill
From: "Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust" <Chibithulhu@gmail.com>
since the handmaidens would only be hired for the summer,
does the
loser get re-animated at the start of fall when her
seasonal contract
expires, or are they roasted and served to the fall
servants as an
example of what not to do?
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Subject: Re: The Horror of Returning to One's Pink Job
After X-Day Drill
From: nikolai kingsley <sheramil@invalid.alphalink.com.au>
hey, i've got this book by De Sade, here.. it has lots
of interesting
ideas for things to do with the servants. much better
than racing them.
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Subject: Re: The Horror of Returning to One's Pink Job
After X-Day Drill
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
On Jul 9, 3:06 pm, Toilet Pepper <josefarc...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
>
> Why pay? I thought you could summon a homunculus
with your
> stanginistic ritual?
Let me put it this way. You get what you pay for.
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Subject: Re: The Horror of Returning to One's Pink Job
After X-Day Drill
From: nikolai kingsley <sheramil@invalid.alphalink.com.au>
particularly if you go the old semen-in-the-pile-of-horseshit route.
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Subject: Re: The Horror of Returning to One's Pink Job
After X-Day Drill
From: JimboDeLimbo <moorethw13013@yahoo.com>
Great googly moogly do I understand your sentiments
on this. There's
always an empty sensation in my chest cavity when I
leave Brushwood, but
this year I was actually choked up a bit.