My brief X Day report - There will be an X day in Z0I0!

From: "idrmrsr" <idrmrsr@ssssubgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jul 5, 2009 9:55 AM

Thanks to Suzie the Floozie, I'm the happiest boy in town. You'll just have
to check the pictures as they roll in to find out exactly why, when you see
the nice ear muffs she made me.

Last night, it got so frigid that I wore my sweatar AND windbreakar. Then
the oanly thing I could do for warmth was to go and have a threesome with
Pantiara and Suzie undar a wintar coat somebody was lucky enuff to have
brought along. What happaned undar that coat shall not be said, although
evan this morning I feel all funny in my pnats thinking about it.

COLD and WET, those are the two oparative words for this X day XII. Coldar
than I can evar remembar for July. It's uncommon to see your breath in
July. My midwestarn experiance tells me that the temp must have been in the
forties for that to occur. That's a littal TOO COLD to sit there and listen
to the Amino Acids. I cut out about midnight blue as a Smurf.

This X day had the moast numbar of tits I can recall in a long time. Good
tits, stalwart ones, perky ones. Then there was the baked-to-the-crisp
Connietite who stripped and danced up on the stage. I thought she was part
of the act, but in the end, Pisces and Modemac had to escort her off the
stage to safety. She nearly fell into my lap once, and Dok Holocaust
anothar time.

As I remarked to Suzie latar, she was what the ER doctors would call
"Altered times 3". Strangely enuff, she came back latar all clothed. I
would have preferred she just keep on dancing her Brazillian into a sweat
until she froze solid.

Moast curias were the two newcomars, a possably Lesbian pair who showed up
at the costume ball naked, and attached to each othar with long tampon
strings dangling from their twats. Talk about the Juice of Sappho.

Now of course what is going to happan is that NEXT YEAR (and sadly it seems
there WILL be a next year), I'll resolve to bring blankats and handwarmars
and wooly things, tarps, bumbarshoots, galoshes, dozans of extra pairs of
socks, and hip boots. Which will of course guarantee that the temp will not
be below 95 degrees and sunny any day in the X day seasan for 2010, Z0I0
(Zoyoh!). And I'll cook in the hot sun and arid dust.

Moast notabal is this is the first year we've had partial realtime
connectian to the outside world from Brushwood. I had my cheapo retiyared
persan picture phone, which, if I stood at EXACTLY THE RIGHT SPOT, I could
use to transmit pictures. Then I learned the computar campars had connected
a cell phone modem to a wifi routar. Slow but useful. Perhaps in Z0I0 some
company will lumbar in and provide WiMax to the Amish, and someone will be
abal to get up a webcam for streaming, a childhood dream I've always had.
Close, so very close.

Now I must pack up all my wet and tire-tracked clothing and blow this
popstand. Off to Wegman's befoar I return to Cleveland Bluffs and the
lonesome clarity of the Condo of Solatude. There may I slowly consume the
peameal bacon and Skull's excellant scrapple I'm bringing with me, plus
whatevar neat stuff Wegman's has for me this year.

It's sunny outside now, but barely 60. Naturally the best weathar happans
the day you have to GTFO. Some things nevar change, and for the rest,
there's "Bob".

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Subject: Re: My brief X Day report - There will be an X day in Z0I0!
From: Lord Cyclohexane <LordCyclohexane@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 6, 2009 5:41 PM
Message-ID: <d548aa3d-2df2-4f04-814d-d9c6c83d955c@o6g2000yqj.googlegroups.com>

On Jul 5, 9:55 am, "idrmrsr" <idrm...@ssssubgenius.com> wrote:
> Last night, it got so frigid that I wore my sweatar AND windbreakar. Then
> the oanly thing I could do for warmth was to go and have a threesome with
> Pantiara and Suzie undar a wintar coat somebody was lucky enuff to have
> brought along.

And they say Chris Lee gets all the gals... :D

> Then there was the baked-to-the-crisp
> Connietite who stripped and danced up on the stage.

Oddly enough, even though I danced alongside her for quite a while at
the bonfire, she was one of those few people that I never got the name
of.

> I thought she was part of the act,

So did I, actually, which speaks all the more for just how
professional Phat Man Dee and Tommy Amoeba are. She even tried taking
Tommy's wig off!

> but in the end, Pisces and Modemac had to escort her off the
> stage to safety.

Yeah, because if she'd still been like that during the Aminos show,
Rev Go Fuck Yourself would have kicked her ass. She has no idea just
how much she owes Pisces and Modemac.

> Moast curias were the two newcomars, a possably Lesbian pair who showed up
> at the costume ball naked, and attached to each othar with long tampon
> strings dangling from their twats. Talk about the Juice of Sappho.

Yeah, Dildo Valerie and Bunnie Day were amazingly unreserved, which
was probably how they managed to mooch so much from so many people. I
still have no idea how all four of them escaped the wrath of Rev Go
Fuck Yourself...

> Moast notabal is this is the first year we've had partial realtime
> connectian to the outside world from Brushwood. I had my cheapo retiyared
> persan picture phone, which, if I stood at EXACTLY THE RIGHT SPOT, I could
> use to transmit pictures. Then I learned the computar campars had connected
> a cell phone modem to a wifi routar. Slow but useful.

Ah, so that's what Eggplant was using that router for. I saw him
setting up a wireless router that looks exactly like my NetGear WGR614
back home, but I never thought to follow up and see what he was doing
with it...

> Some things nevar change, and for the rest,
> there's "Bob".

I definitely have to write that one down.

Although I'm proud of the award title I made for you: "For putting
the CHAR in FUTCHAR"

It was great seeing you there, Mistar Sistar, even though I didn't get
the opportunity to speak with you.


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