Subject: Re: martyrs?

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 11, 2001 9:04 AM
Message-ID: <110720010904110550%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <2bdc07f4.0107101804.2c2024f3@posting.google.com>, Priestess
Pisces <priestesspisces@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
> i ended up in horrific pain whilst driving home.. stopped in a PA
> hospital and screamed so loudly in the waiting room i skeered off pink
> children and visitors.. so they took me to the back and told me to
> shut up
> then they gave me happy drugs.. told me my abdomen was spasming due to
> a severe UTI and sent me on my way

You shouldn't have taken those pictures of Dr. Legume! He put his
"spastic butt curse" on you.

He did something similar to me, too -- my guts have been about
half-cramped continuously since I first got to Brushwood and pointed a
camera at him.

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Subject: Re: martyrs?
From: priestesspisces@hotmail.com (Priestess Pisces)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 11, 2001 2:16 PM
Message-ID: <2bdc07f4.0107111016.646554db@posting.google.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<110720010904110550%stang@subgenius.com>...
> In article <2bdc07f4.0107101804.2c2024f3@posting.google.com>, Priestess
> Pisces <priestesspisces@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
*snip*

> You shouldn't have taken those pictures of Dr. Legume! He put his
> "spastic butt curse" on you.
>
> He did something similar to me, too -- my guts have been about
> half-cramped continuously since I first got to Brushwood and pointed a
> camera at him.

But I dont even own any camera except my web cam!!!
*whimpers pathetically*
I have been falsely punished!!!
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Subject: Re: martyrs?
From: priestesspisces@hotmail.com (Priestess Pisces)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2001 12:44 AM
Message-ID: <2bdc07f4.0107112044.52253868@posting.google.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<100720011337338767%stang@subgenius.com>...
*snip*

> PISCES! (Why was I thinking "Peaches"? Damn those brain cells.) Are
> your tits okay? I worried about them a lot.

yeah.. my tits are A-OK! they miss being nekkid in the woods and are
slightly depressed about it..
but i am making sure to give them extra attention to get them thru
this difficult time.

)-(
Pisces
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Subject: Re: martyrs?
From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: sphinx@subgenius.com
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2001 7:44 AM
Message-ID: <3B4D8D9D.9AE4E038@subgenius.com>

Priestess Pisces wrote:

> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<100720011337338767%stang@subgenius.com>...
> *snip*
>
> > PISCES! (Why was I thinking "Peaches"? Damn those brain cells.) Are
> > your tits okay? I worried about them a lot.
>
> yeah.. my tits are A-OK! they miss being nekkid in the woods and are
> slightly depressed about it..
> but i am making sure to give them extra attention to get them thru
> this difficult time.

Interesting, I haven't noticed in difference in my tits' moods or behaviors.

-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
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Subject: Re: martyrs?
From: Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jul 13, 2001 1:51 AM
Message-ID: <120720012251288913%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <3B4D8D9D.9AE4E038@subgenius.com>, Col. Sphinx Drummond
<sphinx@subgenius.com> wrote:

> Priestess Pisces wrote:
>
> > "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
> > news:<100720011337338767%stang@subgenius.com>...
> > *snip*
> >
> > > PISCES! (Why was I thinking "Peaches"? Damn those brain cells.) Are
> > > your tits okay? I worried about them a lot.
> >
> > yeah.. my tits are A-OK! they miss being nekkid in the woods and are
> > slightly depressed about it..
> > but i am making sure to give them extra attention to get them thru
> > this difficult time.
>
> Interesting, I haven't noticed in difference in my tits' moods or behaviors.

If I let mine wander too much, they point at the hot tub at Brushwood.
This is especially bad since they're installing a second hot tub.
Without careful discipline my titties could become LITERALLY knotted by
this installation.

Her Ladyship Lilith

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Subject: Re: martyrs?
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jul 14, 2001 12:07 AM
Message-ID: <Hulkturds-1307012207500001@208-135-242-178.dial-up.ipa.net>

In article <120720012251288913%lilith@ZubJenius.com>, Lilith von Fraumench
<lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote:
> In article <3B4D8D9D.9AE4E038@subgenius.com>, Col. Sphinx Drummond
> <sphinx@subgenius.com> wrote:
>> > Priestess Pisces wrote:
> >
> > > "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
> > > news:<100720011337338767%stang@subgenius.com>...
> > > *snip*
> > >
> > > > PISCES! (Why was I thinking "Peaches"? Damn those brain cells.) Are
> > > > your tits okay? I worried about them a lot.
> > >
> > > yeah.. my tits are A-OK! they miss being nekkid in the woods and are
> > > slightly depressed about it..
> > > but i am making sure to give them extra attention to get them thru
> > > this difficult time.
> >
> > Interesting, I haven't noticed in difference in my tits' moods or behaviors.
>
> If I let mine wander too much, they point at the hot tub at Brushwood.
> This is especially bad since they're installing a second hot tub.
> Without careful discipline my titties could become LITERALLY knotted by
> this installation.
>> Her Ladyship Lilith

I'd pay up to $20 for a t-shirt featuring yore titties tied in a knot.
That's be a real cop-blinder.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
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Nose-Deep In Cocaine Hideaway"

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to turn some liar's guts to water.
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Stick around, honey, learn some aesthetic tips!
Baby, I'm a fine artiste
and maybe I deserve to be kissed!"
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