My XD5 LEGUME experience -- Sinphaltimus Exmortus

From: "Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus" <>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 10, 2002 6:58 PM


If there is a yeti I would love to conspire with, it is certainly you. I
know you strike fear in many a yeti-male but not me. And it's not because I
have nothing to fear but it's weird. I look at you and I feel as though I
have found a long lost brother and I fully regret not chatting with you ever
at any of the 2 X-Days I have visited. You just seem either too damned busy
or having too much fun to be bothered.

How-ever, in my deepest darkest thoughts at X-Day 5 (ask Doc Frop about
some - I think he ratted on me to you at one point), when I was feeling my
most devilish feelings, I would look out into the crowd and see you in the
distance (anywhere from 20 feet to 20 yards away), standing there, blankly
staring at me.

I wondered, because it happened so frequently, if you were stalking me or
for some security/safety reason, making sure I didn't get out of control. I
thought how ridiculous, such a waste of time, I'm sure you would have
approved all my thoughts and plannings and antics.

That's when it struck me, were you telepathically sending me those ideas?
Were you poking around in my thoughts? I refuse to be anyone's mind-puppet
and can at most times sense as defend, but if indeed you were doing what I
think you were doing, then damn you're good.

Or I could have just been delusional and you never once set eyes on me or
even had the name Sinphaltimus or SExmortus or Sin or SEx or Sinplatypus
enter your mind once.

In either case, I spent more time at T-Base this year then last, and not to
gawk (as great as the girls were, I'm more of a participator then a gawker).
It was the awesome music combined with the ubberfemme that made my time
there well spent. If I hadn't injured my arm, I would certainly have jumped
up there on that one free drum and jammed along. I hope to have that honor
next year.

And as for CHAZ, Brilliant, I couldn't have had a better introduction to him
then to hear him curse out, put down and otherwise express utter hatred
towards the SubGenius in front of a bunch of mind-puppet pagans that agreed
with every word he said. I for one was enjoying it but was way too tired
(after my drive and robotic deer experience) to hang out much longer. I had
the feeling he was kidding because even though he didn't introduce himself,
I kept thinking, damn he looks like that guys in ESO. What's he trying to
do? I figured he was trying to get a reaction out of me but instead he ended
up pissing off the Reverend Lord Sloth. I mean big time, it was so funny. It
wasn't until the next day when I was chillin with Frop and D when they
confirmed my suspicion and Lord Sloth was made to realize he fell for it
hook line and stinker.

Well enuff said here..... Until next time....


Sincerely yours, forever Bob's,

The Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus
of the
First Ever Digital Church of Mind Slack
A Totally Independent Clench of
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From: Legume <>

Oh, you were at Xday?

"Civilization will not attain to its perfection until the last stone from
the last church falls on the last priest" - - - Emile Zola


From: "Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus" <>

I'm begining to wonder that all seems like some lucid dream


From: "Blackout" <>

"Legume" wrote

> Oh, you were at Xday?

it sounds like you missed the high hard one by mere inches

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