From: "Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Mon, Jul 8, 2002 8:39 PM
Everyone was so kind to me this year, especially considering
I was pretty
much The Wandering Jew at Brushwood. I apologize for not saying goodbye,
but I have a tough time with those moments and found it easier to take a
stroll across the field and sneak off to the airport. Please let me know if
any of you will be in the Philly area. I will try to at least meet for
ANYWAY, thanks to:
Princess Wei- For getting us to Brushwood in one piece
and with much good
conversation I could almost follow. Also, thanks for being so in love with
Bob the ESO Drummer (do you have any nicknames?)- For getting me to my
flight on time and for all the wonderful conversation on the way. You are
probably one of the people I was happiest to meet.
Pater Nostril- For allowing me use of your spare tent for my gear. You are
a gracious and patient host, and always a good friend.
Chas Smith- For not only throwing the best parties I have attended in years,
but also for letting me fall down and sleep at Tranquility Base for a record
two nights in a row.
Priestess Pisces- For giving me the new title of "the gayest straight
woman". I like it!
Honeypie- For your high pain threshold and total yumminess. I now have
several images BURNED into my noggin.
Dr. Legume- For keeping me "safe in the arms of Satan" as always.
Dr. Codini- For being the funny uncle I never had. MAN, you are a hunk!
Lonesome Cowboy Dave- For bringing a girlfriend who got me so drunk I danced
topless for the first time.
Two Beans- For the toe sucking of a lifetime, and for being the sweet one
Edward Strange- For being a devoted husband. Marriage suits you, dear.
ESO- WOW!!! Need I say more? Congrats on the new lineup.
Sister Decadence- For simply being you. There isn't much more you HAVE to
do, considering you are a living magnetic force.
Doc Frop- For taking pictures of me until you sprouted wood.
Popess Lilith- For letting me be part of your most important day, and for
letting me sign that wedding license that totally FUCKS with the system.
Keep the hematite bracelet, dear, and enjoy your new family.
SExmortus- For the Beefcake Calendar and for living up to your image!
Countless others for their friendship over the years,
especially all the
Calendar gals, Prostata & Joy, the Quijibo Boys, and so many others who are
leaking out of my brain as I continue to unpack. A bizzare side thanks MUST
go to the Cleveland Airport, which picked me out for a random search of my
bags at the gate. I had the best time explaining those calendars...
--With love, the Rabbs
From: email@example.com (Joe Cosby)
>Everyone was so kind to me this year, especially considering I was pretty much The Wandering Jew at Brushwood. I apologize for not saying goodbye, but I have a tough time with those moments
Don't say GOODBYE, just say BOB
Are there subgenius greeting cards? If there are I am now in charge of them. I am clearly possessed of a great genius for these things.
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