Subject: Can we change the day of X-day?

From: "Bud" <budec@qwest.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 29, 2002 8:38 PM
Message-ID: <VHlz8.4051$jw3.250492@news.uswest.net>

Today, I get into work, about ready to plop down my vaction time in the
share outlook calendar to secure my time off-age for X-day.

I open up "July" and to my surpise, both the 3rd and 5th and blotted a
differant shade of yellow! I see my Pink co-worker has beat me to it! I
check my email, and see his vaction request for those days! FUCK! I see it
as being accepted. DOUBLE FUCK! 15 minutes before I arrived to work, the
slimly bastard grabed those days.

So, I am putting in a request to have X-day moved to, let's say July 7th or
something. Agree-ed? Good?

Want to know an intresting fact about the US? July 4th is Independence day!
I just realized that.

fuck.

So either move X-day, or give me some good mind control/brain washing that I
can use on this pink to make it his idea that he doesn't want to take those
days off for _______ reasons. Heavy mind control shit, something that will
really fuck him up and that will make him BEG and PLED with me to take those
days off instead of him.

I was semi-joking about everything, but the paragraph above. I am serious
here, I want, no NEED X-day to make my life complete or incomplete... um, I
am asking nicely. Help please (or I will "set you up the bomb" to your
space craft when it is pulling out from the NJ turnpike)

Regards,
Bud

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Subject: Re: Can we change the day of X-day?
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 29, 2002 8:48 PM
Message-ID: <3ccde9cc.84719863@news.cis.dfn.de>

"Bud" <budec@qwest.net> hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, "Bud" <budec@qwest.net> laughed madly, then wrote:

>Today, I get into work, about ready to plop down my vaction time in the
>share outlook calendar to secure my time off-age for X-day.
>
>I open up "July" and to my surpise, both the 3rd and 5th and blotted a
>differant shade of yellow! I see my Pink co-worker has beat me to it! I
>check my email, and see his vaction request for those days! FUCK! I see it
>as being accepted. DOUBLE FUCK! 15 minutes before I arrived to work, the
>slimly bastard grabed those days.
>
>So, I am putting in a request to have X-day moved to, let's say July 7th or
>something. Agree-ed? Good?
>
>Want to know an intresting fact about the US? July 4th is Independence day!
>I just realized that.
>
>fuck.
>
>So either move X-day, or give me some good mind control/brain washing that I
>can use on this pink to make it his idea that he doesn't want to take those
>days off for _______ reasons. Heavy mind control shit, something that will
>really fuck him up and that will make him BEG and PLED with me to take those
>days off instead of him.
>
>I was semi-joking about everything, but the paragraph above. I am serious
>here, I want, no NEED X-day to make my life complete or incomplete... um, I
>am asking nicely. Help please (or I will "set you up the bomb" to your
>space craft when it is pulling out from the NJ turnpike)
>
>Regards,
>Bud
>
>

Just kill the coworker.

He was going to die when the saucers come and sterilize the surface of
the earth, anyway.

Don't be so sentimental.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

If I could be any kind of tree, it would probably be a
turtle.

~AbbessAbyss~

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/

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Subject: Re: Can we change the day of X-day?
From: "Hilbert Hooper Aspaspia" <britton@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 29, 2002 9:27 PM
Message-ID: <oqmz8.245752$%l3.20468631@bin8.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com>

"Bud" <budec@qwest.net> wrote in message
news:VHlz8.4051$jw3.250492@news.uswest.net...
> Today, I get into work, about ready to plop down my vaction time in the
> share outlook calendar to secure my time off-age for X-day.
>
> I open up "July" and to my surpise, both the 3rd and 5th and blotted a
> differant shade of yellow! I see my Pink co-worker has beat me to it! I
> check my email, and see his vaction request for those days! FUCK! I see
it
> as being accepted. DOUBLE FUCK! 15 minutes before I arrived to work, the
> slimly bastard grabed those days.
>
> So, I am putting in a request to have X-day moved to, let's say July 7th
or
> something. Agree-ed? Good?
>
> Want to know an intresting fact about the US? July 4th is Independence
day!
> I just realized that.

"Cough... SICK DAY(S) ....Cough....Wheeze...."

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