X-Day Project Suggestions

From: Eddie Vroom <glassgnost@nospam.sbcglobal.net>
Date: Thu, Jun 2, 2005 1:25 AM

Ten Ways to Destroy the Earth -- starting with my personal fave, Spontaneous Total Existence Failure:

http://www.livescience.com/technology/ 10ways_destroyearth-10.html

Don't everybody blink at once, now...

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June 23, 2004

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From: Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/ mail.pl>

"You will need: a stable strangelet

Method: Hijack control of the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider in
Brookhaven National Laboratory, Long Island, New York. Use the RHIC to
create and maintain a stable strangelet. Keep it stable for as long as
it takes to absorb the entire Earth into a mass of strange quarks.
Keeping the strangelet stable is incredibly difficult once it has
absorbed the stabilizing machinery, but creative solutions may be
possible.

A while back, there was some media hoo-hah about the possibility of
this actually happening at the RHIC, but in actuality the chances of a
stable strangelet forming are pretty much zero.

Earth's final resting place: a huge glob of strange matter."

didn't they do that one in "Yellow Submarine"?

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From: "Rev. Richard Skull" <mshotz@aol.com>

<<Earth's final resting place: a huge glob of strange matter." >>

Describes my toilet after I excremeditate.