Best Songwrioter: Priestess Pisces

Sacred Agent: Rev. Gary Heidt

Time/Place Control Master: Dr. Philo U. Drummond, OverMan 1st Degree

Best Signifying: Dr. Hal aka Dr. Howll

Most Realistic Human Cartoon: Lonesome Cowboy Dave

Best Escape Vessel: Sister Decadence

Most Conspicuous Absence: Banjo Bob

IRC Maintenance: Rev. Weinholt, Rev. Ankara, Rev.Dr.Jack, St. Bucky

Alt.Slack Writer Who Cracked Stang Up the Most: Chain Smerker

Most Initiative: Rev. James Slaughter

Coolest Accent: Rev. Razna

Sex God/Most Useful Tool of "Bob": Modemac

Most Varied Gender and Ethnic Background: Rev. Artemia Salina

Least Recognized: Unclaimed Mysteries

Most Valued Craziest: The Gription Clench, Pammy and Random

Most Insistent Enabler: Dok Frop/Satan

Most Talented Angel Turd Tatooer: Rev. Susie the Floozy

Most Sarcastic Australian: Rev. Nikolai Kingsley

Sexiest: no award this year

Idea Queen: Rev. Nickie Deathchick

Best Blues Singer: Rev. Leonard the Committed

SubSITE Chassis Detailing: NHGH

Dripping CandelaBra of Connie Award: Popess Pantiara Evokovich

Hospitality/Best Sustainers of Life: Rev. V, Rev. Ennie

Loudest Preacher: Rev. Carter LeBlanc

Best Diction: Rev. Alex

Morphing SubGenius Name Award: Frater S.O.D.D.I.

Coolest: Rev. Chris Lee

Best Proofreader: St. Stymie deBergerac

"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take a Joke" Award: Rev. Melinda Smith

Most Hapless Prank Victim: New HoSlack Arteest: Rev. Maynard Brainard

Peskiest and Most Relentless Wheedling for an Award: Rev. Two Beans

Sacred Garter of the Sodality of the White Glove of Connie: IMBJR

Most Exploited for Commercial Purposes: Heart Ignition

Best Eruction of THATheadism: Mister Fernandinande LeMur

Best Taste in Tastelessness: DJ Shaver

Best Invokers of Titanic Unseen Forces: The Amino Acids

Planetary Science Research Grant Award: Uncle Dr. Onan Canobite

Meanest Nice Person not in a miniskirt: Pope Philistine Monty

Best SuBlog/ SubGenius News Service: Rev. Nu-Monet V. 9

Most Balls and Human Souls: Governor Rocknar (11 balls)

Most True-to-Life Goddess In or Out of Costume: Princess Wei "R." Doe

Chaos Coordinator and SpecialNepotism Award: Rev. Ivan Stang

Bulldada Preservationist Society -- Epopt 2nd Degree Special Award/ Best Heckler: Dr. Dark

Best Award Award: Her Highness Hellno

Least Killfiled: (no award this year)

Unmaker of Kings: Nenslo

BEST MOTHER: Rev. Magdalen

The Unremembered Award Category Award: ?

LongDurPerSav, HOUR OF SLACK: Rev Norel Pref

Best Non-Old Radio Doktor: Dr. Sinister, Radio Synaesthesia/ Rev. Ouroboros Rex

Everything: Rev. Phloighdd

Best Role Model: Dok Frop

Sharer of Most Wanted Knowledge Erasers: Rev. Sifu

Keeper of Sifu: Rev. Diana

Most Brain-Scrambling String-Bending: Rev. Angry Larry

Best Stage Presence: Rev. Ed Strange's Pulpit

Inspirational Good Humor Amidst Slacklessness: iDRMRSR

Most Patient Wife: Rev. Sinphaltimus Exmortis

Participation Award: Dr. Philo Drummond


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