From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: magdalen@subgenius.com
Date: Wed, Apr 5, 2000 2:37 PM
Message-ID: <38EB8810.D939DFE3@home.com>
I sense an approaching schism between those who went to Amsterdam, those
who did not, and those who just don't want to hear any more about it
either way. RELAX EVERYONE. YOU WILL GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO GO. Before
we went, no one was sure how things would go, if it would be fun, or
even if the tickets were real! Now... now that we have SEEN... we must
go back. It is as though we had found our ancestral home at last, a
place where the buildings are all different, all somehow warped, all
built impossibly on stilts above a swamp... where the people just DON'T
CARE what you do as long as you don't do it to them, and even then
they're mostly satisfied with a beer and an apology... the sheer absence
of fanaticism about anything... You'll see. If you don't put all your
pride into despising it, that is. Then you'd be fucked.
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
And besides, heck, what are these yamsters and geeze-monkies
grimping about? Our GUSHIEST stuff about the trip has been discretely
tucked away on that Bulletin Board page on SubSITE. They're only
getting the side-drivel here.
How would these yobers like it if I posted ALL of MY endless pictures
on a.b.s. instead of SubSITE?? EH?? What then EH?? What then indeed.
Don't tempt me or I'll REALLY show you amateurs what REAL tedium is.
ZZZ-Day or None!
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 5, 2000 9:55 PM
Message-ID: <senrkh6frfg86@corp.supernews.com>
the amsterdam trip already happened?
SHIT DAMN!
i _do_ need to get my watch fixed.
dammit.
--
"oo ee oo ah ah twingtwang wallawalla bingbang,
oo ee oo ah ah twingtwang wallawalla bingbang oh yah!
oo ee oo ah ah B I N G O, oo ee oo ah ah E I E I O" Clutch
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: "Rev. Knezek" <achoo!@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 6, 2000 12:41 AM
Message-ID: <38EC158C.D7896DCF@yahoo.com>
"Rev. Magdalen" wrote:
*snip*
> You'll see. If you don't put all your
> pride into despising it, that is. Then you'd be fucked.
I'm not putting any pride into despising anything... what a big waste of
time and energy.
I'm just not buying any expensive plane tickets until I've got my down
payment made, and a few months mortgage paid in advance. Got my priorities.
--
-Rev. Knezek
"We must dance like crazed weasels atop the furniture of life!"
-some guy from "Alaska Men" magazine
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Thu, Apr 6, 2000 4:59 AM
Message-ID: <6rjoescge2jlgg7eqt9fj94ohubcr23sc2@4ax.com>
On Wed, 05 Apr 2000 18:37:06 GMT, "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
wrote, in alt.slack:
}I sense an approaching schism between those who went to Amsterdam, those
}who did not, and those who just don't want to hear any more about it
}either way. RELAX EVERYONE. YOU WILL GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO GO.
You don't have a clue, do you?
You're so fucking shot up with the idea that you can't conceive that
someone else isn't thinking the same thing as you.
The "schism" is simply over your waltzing in and telling people who didn't
do something they didn't want to do that they're a dumbass, and them
returning the favor.
I'm glad you had fun. I hope you have more next time. Come back with more
pictures and stories. But don't expect me to agree that your Slack should
be my Slack.
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
I don't think anybody was LITERALLY calling you a dumbass, man. Sounds
more like you're being hypersensitive and sort of hoping your "off"
button would overpower Magdalen's "on" button. You of all people should
know perfectly well what happens when one SubGenius tells another
SubGenius to shut up about something.
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: Dave Zeriger <twgs@ShellYeah.Org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 6, 2000 9:23 AM
Message-ID: <dd0H4.5136$n8.937355@news-east.usenetserver.com>
Actually, I lied. I do remember something. I remember when this Church
was about the END OF THE FUCKING WORLD and not about going to Europe and
smoking pot and talking about what a GOOD TIME you had. Hey, look, I'm
not some kind of FREAK. I like having a GOOD TIME too. But having a GOOD
TIME isn't my religion. Reliving the college-trust-fund-trips I never had
isn't my religion. I'm glad Stang has friends. I'm glad he enjoys
himself. Really, I am- I wouldn't want him to turn out as one of those
bitter antisocial loners who infest the Church, using religious fanaticism
as a substitute for having to deal with reality. But god-dammit, there is
still a place for religious fanaticism, there is still a place for raw
cynical hatred, and there is still a Conspiracy. With that in mind, any
escapism before the Saucers arrive is premature. We live here now, and we
have to deal with the bastards, and taking a vacation and pretending it'll
be all right for another 50 weeks, well, it's not my place to judge, but
that kind of behavior pattern has always struck me as sort of Pink.
But hey, what do I know. Keep your skin smooth and soft.
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 6, 2000 1:39 PM
Message-ID: <060420001339529814%stang@subgenius.com>
In article <dd0H4.5136$n8.937355@news-east.usenetserver.com>, Dave
Zeriger <twgs@ShellYeah.Org> wrote:>
> Actually, I lied. I do remember something. I remember when this Church
> was about the END OF THE FUCKING WORLD and not about going to Europe and
> smoking pot and talking about what a GOOD TIME you had.
WHY NOT BOTH, DUMBASS??? If I recall correctly, while there we did a
REAL GOOD DEVIVAL, two insane radio shows and a TV broadcast that were
nothing BUT yer god damn PREACHING. We came up with tons of GREAT LINES
AND CONCEPTS that will be filtering down for months. I do TWO FUCKING
RADIO SHOWS A WEEK involving ALL MANNER of ADMITTEDLY RISABLE SCHTICK
about extremely serious and provocative subjects so PUHLEESE don't get
HOLIER THAN THOU on me about "seriousness" or some such serious
BULLSHIT. Pardon me for calling you a DUMBASS but SHEESH!!! What a
bunch of DUMBASSES, I should say. What this thing is ABOUT *IS* having
your cake AND eating it too. Anything else is a WASTE of the god damned
cake.
There are MANY POINTS to this DEADLY POISONOUS SEA URCHIN of a Church
and you seem to have stepped on only ONE so far.
Hey, look, I'm
> not some kind of FREAK. I like having a GOOD TIME too. But having a GOOD
> TIME isn't my religion.
That's funny, because IT CERTAINLY IS MINE.
Reliving the college-trust-fund-trips I never had
> isn't my religion. I'm glad Stang has friends. I'm glad he enjoys
> himself. Really, I am- I wouldn't want him to turn out as one of those
> bitter antisocial loners who infest the Church, using religious fanaticism
> as a substitute for having to deal with reality. But god-dammit, there is
> still a place for religious fanaticism, there is still a place for raw
> cynical hatred, and there is still a Conspiracy. With that in mind, any
> escapism before the Saucers arrive is premature.
!!!!!!
SAY THAT AGAIN???
> any
> escapism before the Saucers arrive is premature.
I REST MY CASE!! SLACK OFF WHILE YOU STILL KNOW HOW!!!
This sort of attitude is EXACTLY why we HAD to switch to the BUILD YR
OWN SHIP "PHASE TWO".
> We live here now, and we
> have to deal with the bastards, and taking a vacation and pretending it'll
> be all right for another 50 weeks, well, it's not my place to judge, but
> that kind of behavior pattern has always struck me as sort of Pink.
You completely misunderstand. Probably our faults for leaving too much
to be assumed. What we're talking about is taking the vacation for ALL
52 WEEKS a year, FOREVER, in the NICEST PLACES WE CAN FIND.
Now get the corks out of your butts and build your own ships!
Fuckin' loaf-around-the-saucers.... sell-outs to the Xist overlords...
oh, they pay LIP SERVICE to Slack, Slack to COME that is, mystical
RELIGIOUSLY PREDICTED Slack, but when they see somebody else actually
WALLOWING GROSSLY in it like "Bob" SAID to, NOW, RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND
BEFORE YOU DIE, WELL then they get all SNITTY now don't they.
Would you tell us how better to "deal with the bastards"? Perhaps we
should go back to our office jobs so we can undermine the state by
making personal photocopies on the company machine and other heavy duty
monkey wrenching, while GRIPING BITTERLY about even the GOOD things in
life. HARRUMPH!!
LET "BOB" DO THE JUDGIN'!!
--
Copyright 2000 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 2nd Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected: PO Box 19355 Cleveland OH 44119
The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.: PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack / PRABOB
Fax: 216-738-0150
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Thu, Apr 6, 2000 4:32 PM
Message-ID: <38ECF444.37AB@succeeds.com>
Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> I don't think anybody was LITERALLY calling you a dumbass, man. Sounds
> more like you're being hypersensitive and sort of hoping your "off"
> button would overpower Magdalen's "on" button. You of all people should
> know perfectly well what happens when one SubGenius tells another
> SubGenius to shut up about something.
>
The very idea that SubGenii could *actually* be a species unto
themselves was something in the realm of words to me before A-damn,
there being so few fully formed Yetisyny where I live.
I assumed that I would be the only one aboard the aircraft, coming
late in the game from Phoenix, yet EVEN BEFORE I BOARDED THE PLANE
IN ATLANTA, Rev. Aaron walked in front of me and I thought, "Hmmm...
Now there's a guy who looks like he has serious potential to be a
SubGenius." But I foolishly ignored my intuition and said nothing.
Later, somewhat into the flight, I kept having this nagging sensation,
something like an odor, a pstench in my third nostril, heavily
masked by the all-too-familiar smell of human sweat. I became very
uncomfortable in my seat.
It was a musky, primeval sort of pstench, intermingling with the
rancid odor of human. I dismissed this nervous agitation as a
need to excremeditate, even under the stressful conditions of the
metallic airplane toilet, so I wended my way to the back.
Both of the toilets were occupied, so I stood there sullenly,
waiting for my turn. I was soon joined in waiting by another
passenger, who ordinarily I would have dismissed with my usual
disdain, except that there was something *unusual* about him.
It took several seconds to notice the front of his tee-shirt,
and several more before the words, "Prarie Squid" jumped out
at me and registered in my dim consciousness.
"PRARIE SQUID!!!!!", I almost shouted.
"Dok Frop, at your service", he said, or something to that
effect. Suddenly, like with a triple-shot of epenephrine
up the other two, my third nostril spasmatically opened
wide to waft in the delicious odor now obvious throughout
the plane.
The story had just begun...
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: ePRONO <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> I don't think anybody was LITERALLY calling you a dumbass, man.
Ahem. (raises hand)
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: ePRONO <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Dave Zeriger wrote:
>
>
>
> Actually, I lied. I do remember something. I remember when this Church
> was about the END OF THE FUCKING WORLD and not about going to Europe and
> smoking pot and talking about what a GOOD TIME you had. Hey, look, I'm
> not some kind of FREAK. I like having a GOOD TIME too.
Right up to that point I agree with you. I AM some kind of freak and I
HATE having a "good time." Other people's ideas of "fun" constitute my
idea of a tiresome grinding ordeal. Especially when their idea of fun
is yammering non-stop about their thrilling drug adventures and
re-living their lives over and over for everybody else's "benefit."
> But god-dammit, there is
> still a place for religious fanaticism, there is still a place for raw
> cynical hatred, and there is still a Conspiracy. With that in mind, any
> escapism before the Saucers arrive is premature. We live here now, and we
> have to deal with the bastards, and taking a vacation and pretending it'll
> be all right for another 50 weeks, well, it's not my place to judge, but
> that kind of behavior pattern has always struck me as sort of Pink.
>
I'm with ya about 50% there. We owe ourselves all the excapism (of
the type WE enjoy) that we can get - pretending our escapism is a way of
SMASHING THE CONSPIRACY is like pretending watching TV is "being
creative."
Party on, dudes, party the Con to death. See if it notices.
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob)
nenslo@tonyaharding.org (ePRONO) posted to alt.slack on Thu, 06 Apr
2000 21:08:26 GMT with <38ECFCCA.3D87@subgenius.com>
>Party on, dudes, party the Con to death. See if it notices.
all $work and no $play leaves $Dick a hollow burnt out husk hankering for a $handgun.
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
Unit 4 wrote:
>
> You don't have a clue, do you?
>
> You're so fucking shot up with the idea that you can't conceive that
> someone else isn't thinking the same thing as you.
I am fully aware of your lack of being capable of thinking what I'm
thinking, because what I'm thinking is a memory of something you weren't
involved in. What I'm trying to tell you is that you DON'T KNOW what it
was like -- we're all trying to tell you, but all you hear is "drugs"
and "sex" and "people acting too-cool", when what it really was was more
like XDay (which I know you like) on motorcycles going waaay too fast in
outer space with Beck's head in a duffel bag and Sterno.
>
> The "schism" is simply over your waltzing in and telling people who didn't
> do something they didn't want to do that they're a dumbass, and them
> returning the favor.
Now let's get one thing straight. I **VERY CLEARLY** remember someone
in the Common Room saying, "Hey, when we get back, let's all say 'You
guys were DUMBASSES' an it'll be funny" and then a spate of giggled
agreements and then the SHEEP came on, so I guess most others forgot it,
but *I* remembered to do it, even if I don't remember whose idea it was
(possibly it was Pope Black's, which would explain a lot) [those of you
who possibly remember this alleged conversation, back me up!]
>
> I'm glad you had fun. I hope you have more next time. Come back with more
> pictures and stories. But don't expect me to agree that your Slack should
> be my Slack.
Are you trying to say that I, a SubGenius, do not have the right to call
anybody I want a dumbass, whether for joke purposes, or no purpose at
all, or even with malicious intent if I so desire?? Are you?? Because if
that's what you're saying then we might just have to wrassle over this.
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
Dave Zeriger wrote:
>
> Actually, I lied. I do remember something. I remember when this Church
> was about the END OF THE FUCKING WORLD and not about going to Europe and
> smoking pot and talking about what a GOOD TIME you had.
Please explain just exactly why we can't go to Europe and have a good
time before we blow up the world?? 500 words or less, due on my desk
tomorrow by nine.
>Hey, look, I'm
> not some kind of FREAK. I like having a GOOD TIME too. But having a GOOD
> TIME isn't my religion.
WELL IT DAMN WELL *IS* MINE!!!! PRAISE "BOB"!!!
>Reliving the college-trust-fund-trips I never had
> isn't my religion.
Well at least we agree on something
>I'm glad Stang has friends.
Actually, most people just came to gawk at his lone nut and
ironing-board posterior.
>I'm glad he enjoys
> himself. Really, I am- I wouldn't want him to turn out as one of those
> bitter antisocial loners who infest the Church, using religious fanaticism
> as a substitute for having to deal with reality. But god-dammit, there is
> still a place for religious fanaticism, there is still a place for raw
> cynical hatred, and there is still a Conspiracy.
Hey, nothing makes me hate the Conspiracy more than going to a plot of
land about the size of a county in Delaware and realizing that this
place alone, this tiny, sooty, ancient blip on the world map has managed
to escape the boot-heel of fascism. It is both wonderful and terribly,
terribly sad, because of course they were only overlooked because of
their size, and when the "mopping up" starts...
>With that in mind, any
> escapism before the Saucers arrive is premature. We live here now, and we
> have to deal with the bastards, and taking a vacation and pretending it'll
> be all right for another 50 weeks, well, it's not my place to judge, but
> that kind of behavior pattern has always struck me as sort of Pink.
First of all, there are thousands and thousands of SubGeniuses who do
not live "here" [assuming you mean America], in fact, there are even
some CANADIAN SubGeniuses. To my knowledge there is now a clench of
five Amsterdam SubGenii there -- what do you call them? They LIVE in
the place you're accusing of being fantasy. Furthermore, your
assessment of the escapist behavior pattern is also false. Both Pink
and SubGenius will seek relief from suffering, it's just that the Pink
doesn't know how to get off, while the SubGenii go right for the Slack
every time like a homing pigeon.
>
> But hey, what do I know. Keep your skin smooth and soft.
and HAIRY!! PRAISE CONNIE!
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob)
magdalen@subgenius.com (Rev. Magdalen) posted to alt.slack on Thu, 06
Apr 2000 22:42:04 GMT with <38ED1315.B536FDC@home.com>
> Because if that's what you're saying then we might just have
>to wrassle over this.
i dunno what the fuck Unit 4 is trying to say, but now i'm definitely trying
to say it too.
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: Legume <legume@subgenius.com>
Rev. Magdalen wrote:
> Are you trying to say that I, a SubGenius, do not have the right to call
> anybody I want a dumbass, whether for joke purposes, or no purpose at
> all, or even with malicious intent if I so desire?? Are you?? Because if
> that's what you're saying then we might just have to wrassle over this.
If I say you don't have the right, can we wrassle, too? I'd really like
that.
--
Dr. K."Cortez" Legume
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Fri, Apr 7, 2000 12:48 AM
Message-ID: <7vpqes40leakrl74dcl6o1dn5ee8pav7s7@4ax.com>
On Thu, 06 Apr 2000 22:54:56 GMT, kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob) wrote, in
alt.slack:
}
}i dunno what the fuck Unit 4 is trying to say, but now i'm definitely trying
}to say it too.
}
}--
}"oo ee oo ah ah twingtwang wallawalla bingbang,
} oo ee oo ah ah twingtwang wallawalla bingbang oh yah!
} oo ee oo ah ah B I N G O, oo ee oo ah ah E I E I O" Clutch
Well, you're going to have to try saying it in something other than Angry
Chimp. Something sullen yet repugnant. Latin maybe.
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: Mondo Cribdeath <y2k@sheayright.com>
Rev. Magdalen wrote:
[snips]
> RELAX EVERYONE. YOU WILL GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO GO.
You BASTARDS!!!11!11! .... ! You TAUNT and GEER at me because I didn't
have the MONEY to AFFORD the trip to Amsterdam!!!!!1 You CRUELY RUB IT
IN MY FACE!! You TWIST THE KNIFE, POUR SALT IN THE WOUND, and ADD INSULT
TO MY INJURY!!!!11
<sob>
Well there's ONLY ONE THING TO DO now!!!!11 You FORCE me to sell CRACK
TO OLD LADIES so that I can AFFORD TO BUY A LUXURY SUV with THOSE INSIPID
LOOKING CUSTOM WHEELS that're FAR TOO SKINY TO BE OF ANY PRACTICAL USE,
and which STICK WAY OUT, FAR BEYOND WHAT WAS INTENDED!11!!1!!1!!!11!!!
I'll then drive around LOOKING LIKE A COMPLETE BUFFOON, in what looks
like a cross between MARLIN PERKINS'S SAFARI VEHICLE, BILL GATES'S LIMO,
AND A CLOWN-CAR!!1!
I'LL SHOW YOU!!!!!! I'LL SHOW YOU ALLLLL!!!!!!1
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: Dave Zeriger <twgs@ShellYeah.Org>
ePRONO <nenslo@subgenius.com> wrote:
>> not some kind of FREAK. I like having a GOOD TIME too.
> Right up to that point I agree with you. I AM some kind of freak and I
> HATE having a "good time." Other people's ideas of "fun" constitute my
> idea of a tiresome grinding ordeal. Especially when their idea of fun
> is yammering non-stop about their thrilling drug adventures and
> re-living their lives over and over for everybody else's "benefit."
I didn't mean "other people"'s idea of a good time. I meant simply that I
LIKE DOING ENJOYABLE THINGS. To "other people" those things might be
slow, agonizing torture, just as their "fun" is slow, agonizing torture
for me. But Stang is having a good time, and he fucking well deserves to,
I figure. My only question is, "WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?"
>> But god-dammit, there is
>> still a place for religious fanaticism, there is still a place for raw
>> cynical hatred, and there is still a Conspiracy. With that in mind, any
>> escapism before the Saucers arrive is premature. We live here now, and we
>> have to deal with the bastards, and taking a vacation and pretending it'll
>> be all right for another 50 weeks, well, it's not my place to judge, but
>> that kind of behavior pattern has always struck me as sort of Pink.
>>
> I'm with ya about 50% there. We owe ourselves all the excapism (of
> the type WE enjoy) that we can get - pretending our escapism is a way of
> SMASHING THE CONSPIRACY is like pretending watching TV is "being
> creative."
What exactly are we supposed to be escaping? What is left to escape?
For me, at least, there is little joy in RUNNING FROM life. The
satisfaction comes from facing it HEAD-ON (or at the very least in the
"butterfly" position) and sucking it in, of whupping it or, failing that,
going down.
> Party on, dudes, party the Con to death. See if it notices.
The Con is never going to die. The "lesser Jihad" will never be
won. Forget about killing it. Forget about bringing Jesus back, forget
about the Saucers. Do what gives YOU slack and by doing so you shall win
the Greater Jihad. True eschatology is not only living each moment as if
it were your last, but living each moment as if it were your FIRST.
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob)
legume@subgenius.com (Legume) posted to alt.slack on Fri, 07 Apr 2000
00:41:41 GMT with <38ED2EC5.5D37@subgenius.com>
>If I say you don't have the right, can we wrassle, too? I'd really
>like that.
no way, i have dibs.
you can wrassle locnar.
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Subject: Re: ALL BLUE-MEANIE-HEAD-ASSES: RELAX!
From: Legume <legume@subgenius.com>
Wrestle Locnar? Hell, if he doesn't have a fat fistful of cash waiting
for me at Brushwood, I'm gonna repossess his rock and stick.
--
Dr. K."Cortez" Legume
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