Subject: GERMANY BARS POPEBLACK FROM WORK!!! SLACK MACHT FRIE!!!!!

From: Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 27, 2000 10:07 PM
Message-ID: <8earpk$esa$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

I woke up today after quitting my job yesterday and decided to spent
my day working for BOB. Of course I had to go to the unemployment office
( arbietsamt) and register as "unemployedo/oo because I wont get any
unemployment money if I don't.

On the way to the "arbietsamto/oo I decided to hang as many Bobs heads
with propaganda "translated into Germano/oo around town as possible, for
today and from this day forward I WORK FOR BOB!!!!!!! ::::: I went out
into the city of Kiel(Dobbsburg) and hung a few Dobbsheads around the
train station. As I was hanging BOBS likeness on a board, a piece of
metal hit the ground six inches behind me. A near miss. A constuction
worker had dropped this large piece of metal as he was doing
renonvation to the train station. If this thing would have hit me it
would have done a hell of a lot of damage, if not killed me. A very
drunken German homeless man, seeing the whole thing, walks over to me
and says, in German, "Du bist sehr glücklischo/oo, which means, "you are
very luckyo/oo !St. Otis has once again protected me in the most profound
of manners. This is not the end of the story however.

After arriving at the arbietsamt " the German work agencyo/oo, I filled
out the paperwork to register for unemployment and waited in line until
my name was called. To my unsuspecting utter delight, the woman who was
working on my case told me that I was, " barred for working in
Germanyo/oo. I cannot work here!! The German government has barred me
from work!!!! How slack. After hearing this glorious news I decided to
celebrate by going to the park and drinking as much good German beer as
possible. After playing hackysack all day I went to a disco where I
listened to James Brown and Curtis Mayfield all night in a blond
haired, blue eyed, German BooBoo Disco Heaven! I am barred from work
here. What a glorious day!!!!!!!! Praise Bob, Hail Connie, St. Otis
Campbell protect me!!!!!

--
http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/metric/302/
His divine grace,
The Second Luckiest Man Alive!
The Apostle Pope General Dr. Mighty David Lee Black THC MMDA

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Subject: Re: GERMANY BARS POPEBLACK FROM WORK!!! SLACK MACHT FRIE!!!!!
From: duke0uke<jimcser@teleport.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Apr 28, 2000 11:56 AM
Message-ID: <%wiO4.1041$Nx3.178419@nntp3.onemain.com>

Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com> wrote:
: I cannot work here!! The German government has barred me from work!!!!

Praise "BOB"!! You are indeed the second luckiest man alive.
What did you do to piss off Deutchland so bad? I'd like to think
you killed a man, but that's the romantic in me.

-The duke
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Subject: Re: GERMANY BARS POPEBLACK FROM WORK!!! SLACK MACHT FRIE!!!!!
From: Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Apr 28, 2000 1:37 PM
Message-ID: <8eci9b$aso$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

In article <%wiO4.1041$Nx3.178419@nntp3.onemain.com>,
duke0uke<jimcser@teleport.com> wrote:
> Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com> wrote:
> : I cannot work here!! The German government has barred me from
work!!!!
>
> Praise "BOB"!! You are indeed the second luckiest man alive.
> What did you do to piss off Deutchland so bad? I'd like to think
> you killed a man, but that's the romantic in me.
>
>

No. I didn't kill anyone. I'm just guilty of being foriegn. That's all.
This place is not like in America where you have the same rights as
everyone else reguerdless of race, religion, national origian etc. Here
they can and do discriminate against you because you're not German.
Germans come first and everyone else is second. Guaranteed by law.

--
http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/metric/302/
His divine grace,
The Second Luckiest Man Alive!
The Apostle Pope General Dr. Mighty David Lee Black THC MMDA

http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/metric/302/
His divine grace,
The Second Luckiest Man Alive!
The Apostle Pope General Dr. Mighty David Lee Black THC MMDA

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Subject: Re: GERMANY BARS POPEBLACK FROM WORK!!! SLACK MACHT FRIE!!!!!
From: tiburÛn@sharks.plc.ltd (tiburón)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Apr 28, 2000 2:57 PM
Message-ID: <3f390bdc4a.234726249@news.sharks.plc.ltd>

On Fri, 28 Apr 2000 17:37:49 GMT, Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com> wrote:

>In article <%wiO4.1041$Nx3.178419@nntp3.onemain.com>,
> duke0uke<jimcser@teleport.com> wrote:
>> Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> : I cannot work here!! The German government has barred me from
>work!!!!
>>
>> Praise "BOB"!! You are indeed the second luckiest man alive.
>> What did you do to piss off Deutchland so bad? I'd like to think
>> you killed a man, but that's the romantic in me.
>>
>>
>
>No. I didn't kill anyone. I'm just guilty of being foriegn. That's all.
>This place is not like in America where you have the same rights as
>everyone else reguerdless of race, religion, national origian etc. Here
>they can and do discriminate against you because you're not German.
>Germans come first and everyone else is second. Guaranteed by law.

FWIW, they are not the only country with those sorts of laws.
Ever try getting a permit to work in Australia?
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Subject: Re: GERMANY BARS POPEBLACK FROM WORK!!! SLACK MACHT FRIE!!!!!
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Fri, Apr 28, 2000 4:12 PM
Message-ID: <3909F0C8.49BD@succeeds.com>

Name: PopeBlack wrote:
>
> In article <%wiO4.1041$Nx3.178419@nntp3.onemain.com>,
> duke0uke<jimcser@teleport.com> wrote:
> > Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > : I cannot work here!! The German government has barred me from
> work!!!!
> >
> > Praise "BOB"!! You are indeed the second luckiest man alive.
> > What did you do to piss off Deutchland so bad? I'd like to think
> > you killed a man, but that's the romantic in me.
> >
> >
>
> No. I didn't kill anyone. I'm just guilty of being foriegn. That's all.
> This place is not like in America where you have the same rights as
> everyone else reguerdless of race, religion, national origian etc. Here
> they can and do discriminate against you because you're not German.
> Germans come first and everyone else is second. Guaranteed by law.
>

You should insist on having a yellow Dobbshead sewn onto your jacket.
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Subject: Re: GERMANY BARS POPEBLACK FROM WORK!!! SLACK MACHT FRIE!!!!!
From: König PrüB, GmbH <saurkraut@weinerschnitzel.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Apr 28, 2000 4:54 PM
Message-ID: <sgjukpss7qo106@corp.supernews.com>

nu-monet escrivened:

>Name: PopeBlack wrote:
>>
>> In article <%wiO4.1041$Nx3.178419@nntp3.onemain.com>,
>> duke0uke<jimcser@teleport.com> wrote:
>> > Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> > : I cannot work here!! The German government has barred me from
>> work!!!!
>> >
>> > Praise "BOB"!! You are indeed the second luckiest man alive.
>> > What did you do to piss off Deutchland so bad? I'd like to think
>> > you killed a man, but that's the romantic in me.
>> >
>> >
>>
>> No. I didn't kill anyone. I'm just guilty of being foriegn. That's all.
>> This place is not like in America where you have the same rights as
>> everyone else reguerdless of race, religion, national origian etc. Here
>> they can and do discriminate against you because you're not German.
>> Germans come first and everyone else is second. Guaranteed by law.
>>
>
>You should insist on having a yellow Dobbshead sewn onto your jacket.

I don't need no steenking green card!

Under similar circumstances, I would morph into a Turkish pimp...
Show me the way to the next whiskey bar! Don't ask me why.
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Subject: Re: GERMANY BARS POPEBLACK FROM WORK!!! SLACK MACHT FRIE!!!!!
From: D.Vine-Write@shboom.freeserve.co.uk (Father D. Vine-Write)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Apr 28, 2000 10:18 PM
Message-ID: <390a2b9c.23979154@localhost>

On Fri, 28 Apr 2000 02:07:56 GMT, Popey Blacky wrote :

>today and from this day forward I WORK FOR BOB!!!!!!!

We all work for "Bob", even if it's against our will. We are but
sock-puppets to his hand, nothing but snot from his nose.

>To my unsuspecting utter delight, the woman who was
>working on my case told me that I was, " barred for working in
>Germanyo/oo. I cannot work here!! The German government has barred me
>from work!!!! How slack.

Wow. Does that mean you can spend more time answering Email and stuff? Do
you still get cash from the EU or the German Government or something to be
PAID to not work? Do we have to take up a fund?

>After hearing this glorious news I decided to
>celebrate by going to the park and drinking as much good German beer as
>possible. After playing hackysack all day

Is Hackysack some kind of codeword for drinking? How can you drink as much
beer as possible if you break to kick a bean bag around? I'm confused!?!
Did you have a flexible straw so you could drink and kick around that bag?
Can I have one?

>I am barred from work here. What a glorious day!!!!!!!!
>Praise Bob, Hail Connie, St. Otis Campbell protect me!!!!!

You work for "Bob" now, you are one of HIS. In but a few months time you
will be (assuming the X-ist don't come, those fuckups) a "BOB" SLAVE! I'm
so HAPPY for you.

What I REALLY need though, is PEER pressure to go to XDAY Europe. I signed
a sacred contract back in my old pre-"Bob" days which means if I'm faced
with a difficult decision, I'M CONTRACTUALLY BOUND to do whatever I'm peer
pressured into doing. I HAVE NO CHOICE.

Glasto is like a week before Xday. I can't trust the aliens, that much is
clear, I can't trust "Bob", he's an even bigger fuck up than me. I think
that I CAN trust Mike Eavis, can I trust the POPE? That's the question?

V
O
T
E
:

Should I shave that holiday in the US I was thinking about doing later this
year and do XDay Europe, or should I assume the Xists won't come and SAVE
UP my holiday entitlement so I can visit some Americans AFTER XDAY?

At least one of those Americans is very beautiful and hairy and insane. I'm
a child lost in the sea of doubt, just call me Moses. I'm in the
bullrushes, I'm lost aisle six looking for the canned beef, STUCK!

Moses.
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Subject: Re: GERMANY BARS POPEBLACK FROM WORK!!! SLACK MACHT FRIE!!!!!
From: NoEmailAds@execpc.com (geezer)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Apr 28, 2000 10:59 PM
Message-ID: <390a505a$0$62522@news.execpc.com>

Mind-control rays from black helicopters made Name: PopeBlack
<popeblack@hotmail.com> write:

>After arriving at the arbietsamt " the German work agencyo/oo, I filled
>out the paperwork to register for unemployment and waited in line until
>my name was called. To my unsuspecting utter delight, the woman who was
>working on my case told me that I was, " barred for working in
>Germanyo/oo. I cannot work here!!

Don't you get 40 weeks of unemployment for every 12 weeks of work
in Deutschland?
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Subject: Re: GERMANY BARS POPEBLACK FROM WORK!!! SLACK MACHT FRIE!!!!!
From: Drop Crosby@news.dingoblue.net.au (Drop Crosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: drop@notcam.com
Date: Sat, Apr 29, 2000 9:33 AM
Message-ID: <390ae4c3$0$27491@news01.syd.optusnet.com.au>

On Fri, 28 Apr 2000 18:57:14 GMT, tiburón <tiburón@sharks.plc.ltd> wrote:
>On Fri, 28 Apr 2000 17:37:49 GMT, Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>In article <%wiO4.1041$Nx3.178419@nntp3.onemain.com>,
>> duke0uke<jimcser@teleport.com> wrote:
>>> Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> : I cannot work here!! The German government has barred me from
>>work!!!!
>>>
>>> Praise "BOB"!! You are indeed the second luckiest man alive.
>>> What did you do to piss off Deutchland so bad? I'd like to think
>>> you killed a man, but that's the romantic in me.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>No. I didn't kill anyone. I'm just guilty of being foriegn. That's all.
>>This place is not like in America where you have the same rights as
>>everyone else reguerdless of race, religion, national origian etc. Here
>>they can and do discriminate against you because you're not German.
>>Germans come first and everyone else is second. Guaranteed by law.
>
>FWIW, they are not the only country with those sorts of laws.
>Ever try getting a permit to work in Australia?

what _does_ it take to get to work here?

i was always under the impression that there was no drama with foreigners
finding employment in this country.

--
Drop Crosby
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"If the brain were so simple that a single approach could unlock its secrets,
we would be so simple that we couldn't do the job"

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