FRIDAY CONQUERS FORCES OF EVIL!

From: legume@subgenius.com (Legume)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 29, 1999 6:27 PM

Friday's DONE IT, Kindred, she's pulled a magic rabbit out of her ass at the
VERY MOMENT WE WERE ABOUT TO RESORT TO CANNIBALISM.

She has DEFEATED the enemy, spit in the face of the CONSPIRACY that tried to
FUCK HER, and not only secured ANOTHER VENUE for the Devival, but indeed
secured a BAPTIST CHURCH a mere SIX BLOCKS from the original site!

On a SATANIC HOLIDAY, no less!

PRAISE MOTHERFUCKING FRIDAY JONES!

Don't forget your TRENCHCOATS.

Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

Mecagum les cinc llagues de Crist,
mecagum D'eu, en la creu, en el fuster
que la fue i en fill de puta que va plantar el pi
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Subject: Re: FRIDAY CONQUERS FORCES OF EVIL!
From: David Tanstaafl <David@tanstaafl.cc>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: David@tanstaafl.cc
Date: Sat, May 1, 1999 4:43 AM
Message-ID: <372ACCC7.4BC8@tanstaafl.cc>

Friday Jones wrote:
>
> In article <373147b7.81249739@newsfeed.sexzilla.net>, amturing@sexzilla.not
> (Alan M. Turing) wrote:
> > Close enough to go thank the evil bastard that canceled, after say the 11
> > o'clock end of the devival?
>
> It's about a 15 minute walk, I'd say, and the neighborhood is "safe." It
> might be easier to walk in the other direction to Harvard Square (5
> minutes) and take the subway to Central.
> I have no idea what the Middle East is doing that night - I did hear from
> the newspapers that he isn't returning their calls.

He was probably too busy loading his guns behind the sand bags piled up
in front of his door.

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