Rev. Jesus is a super hero too!!

From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: magdalen@subgenius.com
Date: Sun, May 2, 1999 2:36 PM

When this crisis began, he was on the phone immediately, endlessly
contacting lawyers, the press, the ACLU, the owners of the Middle East,
even the dread Ken Reeves himself!! He became the contact point for all
the various people and organizations fighting for and against this
devival. He kept everyone informed and updated, and he smooth-talked
and shmoozed like "Bob" himself!
The devival was a miracle, it's true. And praise Friday Jones, who
would not take no for an answer. Praise Rev. Stang who stood in the
cold and preached to the masses. Praise Legume who Talked to the Cops
and used his Yeti powers to soothe their tempers. Praise Papa Joe,
whose phone prank started the whole mess. But praise Jesus too, because
he was working like a madman behind the scenes to pull it all together.
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Subject: Re: Rev. Jesus is a super hero too!!
From: HellPope Huey/my-dejanews.com <hellpope_huey@my-dejanews.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, May 2, 1999 7:31 PM

In article <372CAAD6.2BB20F5C@home.com>,
magdalen@subgenius.com wrote:
> When this crisis began, he was on the phone immediately, endlessly
> contacting lawyers, the press, the ACLU, the owners of the Middle East,
> even the dread Ken Reeves himself!! He became the contact point for all
> the various people and organizations fighting for and against this
> devival. He kept everyone informed and updated, and he smooth-talked
> and shmoozed like "Bob" himself!
But praise Jesus too, because he was working like a madman behind the
scenes to pull it all together.

Yep, Jesus is DA BOMB! The secret is, he lifts with his thighs.
You can bounce a QUARTER off those suckers and it won't come down for
a fortnight!

HellPope Huey, Radio Doktor, SynthMeister, Frop-Tester
& Dobbster since 1981
"aS CrAzY aS yOu & tWiCe aS dAnGeRoUS wItHouT MeDiCaTioN"

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Subject: Re: Rev. Jesus is a super hero too!!
From: friday@subgenius.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, May 3, 1999 12:32 AM

PRAISE THE UBER-JESUS!
When the Middle East caved, Jesus had us lined up with the ACLU getting a
new venue onlin within MINUTES. We HAD the place too, and if it wasn't for
some CREEPS calling up the Baptists and harassing them, it would have been
a most memorable location.
But the steps were even MORE memorable, and if all goes well we WILL have
Devivals there in the future.

$lack!
- Friday

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*** SLAK WARS - EPISODE 1:THE SUBGENIUS MENACE ***
XX-Day Militia Recruitment Devival, April 30, 1999
Middle East, Cambridge - 9:00 PM, $10, 18+
Stang/Legume/Meyer/Papa Joe
Bill T. Miller/Brother Cleve Dunkan
Visit http://www.fridayjones.com for details
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Subject: Re: Rev. Jesus is a super hero too!!
From: stang@subgenius.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, May 5, 1999 12:55 PM

I am truly a dumbass! I LEFT OUT, in the Boston Devival report I just
posted, the literally almighty valor of:

JESUS CHRIST!!

When the shit started coming down, the Lord hit the phones like a madman.
It was He that got the ACLU on the case which then turned up the Old
Cambridge Baptist Church, and it was the Lord who first started dealing
with the Scared Councilman. It will be Our Lord Jesus Christ Business
Manager that hounds the heels of the guilty.

I kept forgetting about the Son of God in my report because he wasn't right
here in front of me with a hypnotic BOSOM like Friday was. Jesus ain't got
much of a bosom AT ALL. BUT! He is just as tenacious once he gets the scent
of the prey and the hunt is enjoined. Jesus is "Bob"'s BLOODHOUND FROM HELL
and the AMBULANCE CHASER OF THE GODS.

And thanks to Magdalen for putting up with His holy Job!

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