TO ALT.SLACK FROM STERNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: sternodox@aristotle.net (Sterno)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, May 7, 1999 12:21 PM

Tell you what, you stupid fucking alt.slack.shitz . . . I'm feeling a mite
TESTY and wish to admonish each and every one of you in the manner to
which you shall soon become accustomed . . . that is if you had fucking
BRAINS in your cranial cavity rather than the sordid, sticky, solidifying
remnants of FIFTY-THOUSAND Juarez donkey shows, you fucking MAJORLY FUCKED
wombat dick eaters who TO THIS VERY DAY still stand in front of
kindergarten schools with your rancid peckers in your own NECK STUMPS
bemoaning the dearth of DEAD WALRUS RECTUMS with which to sate your
psychotically deranged sexual desires. DO YOU HEAR ME???? You fucking
DUMBASS alt.slack.jitbagz are THIS VERY MINUTE jerking off to fucking
pictures of piles of STOAT MANURE, the steaming miasma of which brings
thoughts of BUTTFUCKING CAMELS to your petty hind-brains you ASSHOLES! I
am so sick of you Bobbie-shit eating BOBBIES that I'd like to rearrange
your SHIT'S CUNT'S ASSHOLE'S DICKS into a tortured tableau reminiscent of
the WORST NIGHTMARES ever to invade your tiny little cerebrums and then
make you BUTTFUCK the farts that result from your EATING the
aforementioned stoat manure. I think you all (and that means YOU!) can all
suck a mule's ass through morning glory and that's CORRECT you stupid
fucking SHIT-LICKING ambassadors of ASSHOLEISM who DAILY relish the
thought of finding a couple of dead, rotting FUCK-DEMON carcasses, filling
the rectal cavity of said carcasses with a couple of pints of anthrax
culture/sulfuric acid, sticking the stapled stumps of your flaccid members
into the by now smoking and quaking cavity, humping like your life
depended on it, paying your PASTOR to videotape the whole squalid affair,
selling the videotape TO YOUR OWN MOTHER, then fucking JERKING OFF to the
thought of your mother jerking off a DEAD HOG while watching YOU jerk off
to the thought of HER jerking off the hog while watching the video. THAT'S
PRETTY FUCKING FUCKED UP, if you ask me. But I'm not really surprised at
how utterly SHIT-SOAKED and RAT-CUM besmirched you fucking
alt.slack.lamers are. If you all fucking died YESTERDAY it would be TOO
SOON. So put THAT SHIT in your goddam corn pipe and smoke it,
motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!

- Sterno

--
M'muh!
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Subject: Re: TO ALT.SLACK FROM STERNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Ned Wreck <nedwreck@bellsouth.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: nedwreck@bellsouth.net
Date: Sat, May 8, 1999 10:07 PM
Message-ID: <3734FC00.731C2CAE@bellsouth.net>

"König PreuBe, GmbH" wrote:

> Ned Wreck wrote:
>
> > Sterno wrote:
> >
> > M'muh!
> >
> > Is this a troll? He's not very good at it, that's why I ask.
> >
> > NedWreck
>
> Ya, know, Ned, I was going to say something about that,
> the rant was not *too* bad, and although I know that the
> "M'muh!" is kinda his signiture trademark, and to let you know
> that he's wound down, it does kinda dilute the overall effect
> of the rant itself
>
> Let's see what the judges say:
>
> 5.3 5.7 4.8 6.0 5.5
>
> There you have it!
>
> Back to you, Ned!
>
> --
> Thanks King! It seems to me, a virtual newcomer to alt.anything that
> this sort of vitriol should be saved for the clueless pinkboy in
> alt.fuckwit who doesn't have any idea of what's going on in the real
> world, or the fake world for that matter. This bile is wasted on the
> seasoned SubGenii who goes out of their way to wreck the lives of the
> slackless humans, day in, day out, using every trick in the The Book.
> While some may consider alt.slack a bulletin board for false bravado,
> posting things they'd LIKE to see happen, Others, like the Irreverend
> Friday Jones use this newsgroup to show some of us (especially me!)
> how to MAKE things happen! And, of course there are the hardcore few
> who dare not publish their slackful deeds on usenet for the obvious
> reasons. Reason One being the total failure of some subspecies to take
> the same sort of bullshit they dish out. As for me, yeah, I've got
> stories I could tell you, things I've done, things I won't talk about
> here.(See me at xx day, we'll swap war stories)

> And that's the whole point, isn't it? Some SubGenii may consider the
> content of alt.slack a little tame for their liking but they seem to
> forget that such newsgroups aren't much more than forums OPEN TO THE
> GENERAL PUBLIC. Get It?

Back to you, King!

>

>

>

>

>
>
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Subject: Re: TO ALT.SLACK FROM STERNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: "König PrüBe, GmbH" <bbombere@erols.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, May 8, 1999 11:53 PM
Message-ID: <373514B5.971B33D2@erols.com>

Ned Wreck wrote:

> "König PreuBe, GmbH" wrote:
>
> > Ned Wreck wrote:
> >
> > > Sterno wrote:
> > >
> > > M'muh!
> > >
> > > Is this a troll? He's not very good at it, that's why I ask.
> > >
> > > NedWreck
> >
> > Ya, know, Ned, I was going to say something about that,
> > the rant was not *too* bad, and although I know that the
> > "M'muh!" is kinda his signiture trademark, and to let you know
> > that he's wound down, it does kinda dilute the overall effect
> > of the rant itself
> >
> > Let's see what the judges say:
> >
> > 5.3 5.7 4.8 6.0 5.5
> >
> > There you have it!
> >
> > Back to you, Ned!
> >
> > --
> > Thanks King! It seems to me, a virtual newcomer to alt.anything that
> > this sort of vitriol should be saved for the clueless pinkboy in
> > alt.fuckwit who doesn't have any idea of what's going on in the real
> > world, or the fake world for that matter. This bile is wasted on the
> > seasoned SubGenii who goes out of their way to wreck the lives of the
> > slackless humans, day in, day out, using every trick in the The Book.
> > While some may consider alt.slack a bulletin board for false bravado,
> > posting things they'd LIKE to see happen, Others, like the Irreverend
> > Friday Jones use this newsgroup to show some of us (especially me!)
> > how to MAKE things happen! And, of course there are the hardcore few
> > who dare not publish their slackful deeds on usenet for the obvious
> > reasons. Reason One being the total failure of some subspecies to take
> > the same sort of bullshit they dish out. As for me, yeah, I've got
> > stories I could tell you, things I've done, things I won't talk about
> > here.(See me at xx day, we'll swap war stories)
>
> > And that's the whole point, isn't it? Some SubGenii may consider the
> > content of alt.slack a little tame for their liking but they seem to
> > forget that such newsgroups aren't much more than forums OPEN TO THE
> > GENERAL PUBLIC. Get It?
>
> Back to you, King!
>

Right, Ned!

The team does seem to have trained up way past that
horrendous "alt.slack sucks!" slump that they had a while back
The ranters are rilly chomping at the bit and foaming at the mouth
in frenetic anticipation of this XX-Day's Rant-Off. Those training
tapes, videos, and work-out schedules seem to be paying off in real
improvement in diatribic intensity and diversity of expletives and
epithets, as well as overall endurance. We can look forward to some
real, champeen quality ranting!

And it is as you say, Ned, none of this could have been achieved
without the superb training and co-ordinating ability of Coach Fri.
She's one heck of a guy! She has literally grabbed the Interboro
Rant Squad by the shorthairs, thrust greatness upon them,
and made them eat all of their vegetables. Let's give her a hand!
That Fri., I'll tell ya!

Well, Ned, we can look forward to quite a few warm-up rants
between now and XX-Day, and we should see some pretty
flashy exhibition level ranting, beyond a doubt!

So, who's up next in the rant box, Ned?

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