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Jim Cser <>:
>Dear SubGenius Answer Man:
>My colleage, Reverend O***, who I had thought was an Okay Guy,
>turns out to a self-righteous asshole who thinks he knows
>what's best for other people, and FURTHERMORE, is just a BIG
>PUSSY who preaches pacifism when he really is just powerless to
>fight back against anyone. How can I stomach him just enough so
>I can still take advantage of him?
>- Ornery on Oregon

Dear Ornery:

Some people kill their cattle for meat, others keep them around for
milk. Depends on your tastes, really, and how accessible more cattle
are. When dealing with difficult people, sometimes it helps to find
someone even more difficult to get perspective.

I hope this answers your question. Next!


Rev. Dr. Onan Canobite - SubGenius since 1982 -
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