X-DAY HAS COME, AND YOU STILL MAY DIE!!!!
I am sick of all these whiney bastards smashin' on Stang, and the
great BOBBUS-MAXIMI!!! Sure we got The Great Dobbs Teachings a little
off, but HELL AM I SORRY...
HELL NO, BUBBAROOZA!!!!!!
WHY, because I believe the X-ists have come, and some exsist, even now
looking over the shoulder of the "backsliders" who wouldn't know true
slack if it came up and bit them on the ASS!!!!
Yes, children, the X-ists wait, with Dobbsian Patience, and the seek to
befuddle and scramble the conspiracy, a conspiracy that for all we know
may be plotting right now to try to TAKE YOUR SLACK!!!!!!!
But I say this, all you Yetisyn out there, I am not sad the saucers didn't
come just yet, because as far as the conspiracy goes, why leave and give
em peace, when we can screw 'em again and again ( and use just a bit more
twisted creativity each time, eh!)
So, you wanna whine about the saucers, go ahead, but some of us are hear
to make the conspiracy whimper like the whipped dog sneak-ass little bastards
that they are, for the faithfull are ringed in the armor of DOBBS!! We
are covered in the mystic pipe smoke of righteous indignation, and are
battle cry is GIVE US SLACK!!!
We are not joiners true, but still we know that as the fingers of the nimble
hand of DOBBS, we must come together to make up A GREAT STARK FIST!!!
That stark fist sits on the third hand of all Subgenii who would take the
conspiracies pinkness and crush it like the family jewels of evil that is
to make the "normal" ones writh in submission to OUR AWSOME-NESS!!!
Slack must be given to a new generation of reborn Yetisyn, who cry out,
HELP US DOBBS, FOR WE KNOW NOT WHERE TO GO!! So, like the center of
a Dobbsian Whirlwind, but with silent feet, we go, to stride the world
in mutant glory!! So, I say do not WHINE, for remember, when X-day came,
and the Rupture occurred, the pinks thought, " Now, the world is ours, and
all this Subgenius stuff will just disappear."
CAN I GET A "HELL, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Our Slack bubbles up through the Cracks in the pinkness, and grabs the
faithfull by your reproductory systems, and screams "YOU NEED SLACK,
YOU MUST HAVE TIME CONTROL, THE YETISYN MUST PREVAIL!!!"
So come, my bretheren and sisteren, battle not amongst yourselves, for
as Bob is my witness, and Stang is the Scibe,
GO FORTH AND RENEW THE MESSAGE, FOR DOBBS STILL WATCHES OVER US,
AND WE GOT A WHOLE WORLD TO RUPTURE, SO GET DOWN TO IT!!!!!
BOB, STANG, AND SLACK BE PRAISED,
May Dobbs watch over you all,
Subgenius Church of the Flaming Pierogie,
Burning River Branch,
"God loves fools and Madmen!"
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