Weaned from the Tits of Stang!

From: sholland@iclub.org
Date: Sun, 12 Jul 1998 03:03:29 GMT

the Church of the SubGenius was originally founded as a cult for people who
WERE NOT JOINERS. You sad sacks of shit are the most sheeplike followers I've
ever seen. Who would have thought such a high percentage of the original
church would turn out to be Bobbies?

If you must enshrine Stang's every word, try going back to the revised Book
of the SubG where Stang says Subgeniuses WERE NOT MEANT TO BAND TOGETHER and
were better off staying loners, or in smaller units of rebellion. He
abandoned the notion of clenches and said "By virtue of the rule of sacred
erasibility, we now DENY that doctrine." He urged all to SCHIZM and SCHIZM
like mad. Don't you boobs fucking get it?

So, we in Kentucky are schizm-ing BIG TIME. We're not content to sit and loll
around debating "Waaaah! The Saucers didn't come!" versus "We really had a
groovy hip party at Brushwood, man, so you whiners need to grow
up"......LOSERS, ALL OF YE!

We're starting our OWN damn church of the subgenius across the street and we
hundreds of lame cutesy do-nothing clenches, let's see hundreds of ONE TRUE
CHURCHES. Of course there's really only ONE true church - mine - but hey, the
position for second place is wide open.

Dobbstown, P.O.Box 75, Renfro Valley, KY 40473 - send no money

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From: i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)

In article <6o9921$l1v$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, sholland@iclub.org wrote:

an awful lot of my lines and jargon, for somebody claiming to be "weaned"!

Copyright 1998 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 1st Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.
PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / Fax 214-320-1561 / PRABOB
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack

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